Saturday morning, I gots cards for days SON

[guest]

Cops ain’t give a shit about a damn thang in this town since BLM and “defund tha po-lice”.

anyway, ain’t none of my prints on these muthafuckas, I take precautions nigguh

It's a free country, you cant pass a few cards around?...Police will laugh

 

[guest]

It's a free country, you cant pass a few cards around?...Police will laugh

Das rite, nigguh. I dindu nuffin. Ain’t no law against it.

 

[BudDickman]

Felonious conspiracy to embarrass.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[guest]

We should get El Tigre to autograph these cards. Fucking legend.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"Oh my God...it even has a ****ermark."

 

[guest]

Owen didn't really come through that well on the print because...well, you know.


I assume you're at the Con passing these out, strewing them about. Fucking hilarious and ballsy but serious question: What's the plan IF Pat actually catches you in the act or winds up making you, and trails you as you're gingerly putting cards between door frames and on doorhandles?

You're so fucking gay, The 7th Guest.

Nice job changing your name to "FUCKING HATE WOMEN". Now their accusations that we're all angry incels definitely won't hold any water, you fucking glownigger.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

You're so fucking gay, The 7th Guest.

Nice job changing your name to "FUCKING HATE WOMEN". Now their accusations that we're all angry incels definitely won't hold any water, you fucking glownigger.

What if you actually DO hate women, though?

How'd it go with that girl you blew it with, you fucking miserable, soy-laden, manic depressive, man-tittied, lame ass gay kike nigger?

 

[PogromStallone]

This is hilarious but who are the faces on the card?

 

[guest]

Cops ain’t give a shit about a damn thang in this town since BLM and “defund tha po-lice”.

anyway, ain’t none of my prints on these muthafuckas, I take precautions nigguh

That was a joke, it would be better if he dusted himself with some Amazon bought kit and then went to the police lol, but yea of course nobody is listening to this fat maniac.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Still cracks me up that pat pretty much owes the majority of their PPP loans to quasi now.

I was more thinking a sky-writing plane & tell SFWA we've donated a tribute to one of their fallen pedos

 

[Guyincognito]

This is hilarious but who are the faces on the card?

We got ourselves another mole brothermen. Heads on swivels n such.

…also pat is fat

 

[fricklefrackle]

This is hilarious but who are the faces on the card?

Linger longer, shlomo

 

[Easily_Remembered]

This is hilarious but who are the faces on the card?

Radio hosts Ron and Fez.

 

[fricklefrackle]

RIP Ronnie