Saturday morning, I gots cards for days SON

[Slackjawed Cow]

Next Con one of us should put together PayQuasi.com flyers and hand them out in the hotel lobby.

Still cracks me up that pat pretty much owes the majority of their PPP loans to quasi now.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Next Con one of us should put together PayQuasi.com flyers and hand them out in the hotel lobby.

I volunteer. As a non-American I wonder what felony charges I'd being facing afterwards.

 

[peckafacce]

If one happens to find its way to Pats shitstang or fag cycle, would that be considered vandalism?

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

ngl i figured the fun would fizzle out after the Josiah tapes. I was so wrong

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I don't think any brothermen are in Chengdu, but good idea. SFWA outmaneuvers us again by putting their Con in the stupidest possible location.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This is truly amazing. How’s the traffic looking for the site?

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Sprinkle them around brotherman!

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Owen didn't really come through that well on the print because...well, you know.


I assume you're at the Con passing these out, strewing them about. Fucking hilarious and ballsy but serious question: What's the plan IF Pat actually catches you in the act or winds up making you, and trails you as you're gingerly putting cards between door frames and on doorhandles?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Owen didn't really come through that well on the print because...well, you know.


I assume you're at the Con passing these out, strewing them about. Fucking hilarious and ballsy but serious question: What's the plan IF Pat actually catches you in the act or winds up making you, and trails you as you're gingerly putting cards between door frames and on doorhandles?

at worst they can ask him to leave the convention, but if he's a guest i'm not sure there's much they can do besides complain to the hotel. Though I don't see pat's fat ass sneaking up on anyone, I don't think his tradecraft is this advanced.

 

[MonsterSteve]

P

Next Con one of us should put together PayQuasi.com flyers and hand them out in the hotel lobby.

Pay a rando to hand them out and watch fatty get arrested for felony assault.

 

[ISO__JOE]

My poor fucking ribs

 

[RoTheHo69]

I don't think any brothermen are in Chengdu, but good idea. SFWA outmaneuvers us again by putting their Con in the stupidest possible location.

ringa ronga blathaman!

 

[guest]

He's having one of those cards dusted for prints at the FBI building lol.

 

[analeggsalad]

o my god..... hhhhhahaha

this fucking bit

 

[guest]

at worst they can ask him to leave the convention, but if he's a guest i'm not sure there's much they can do besides complain to the hotel. Though I don't see pat's fat ass sneaking up on anyone, I don't think his tradecraft is this advanced.

If anything the Conference may have enough and kick Fatrick out...boy would that ruin his X-mas and new years.

 

[Harry Powell]

Fatrick will demand to see the security footage to ID the felon, who is committing felonious card-leaving

 

[guest]

Owen didn't really come through that well on the print because...well, you know.


I assume you're at the Con passing these out, strewing them about. Fucking hilarious and ballsy but serious question: What's the plan IF Pat actually catches you in the act or winds up making you, and trails you as you're gingerly putting cards between door frames and on doorhandles?

Nigga, please. I ain’t worried about that bitch

 

[Harry Powell]

Nigga, please. I ain’t worried about that bitch

I want you to know you are a hero. You have brought so much happiness and laughter into my life.

 

[guest]

He's having one of those cards dusted for prints at the FBI building lol.

Cops ain’t give a shit about a damn thang in this town since BLM and “defund tha po-lice”.

anyway, ain’t none of my prints on these muthafuckas, I take precautions nigguh

 

[guest]

I want you to know you are a hero. You have brought so much happiness and laughter into my life.

I ain’t into that gay shit