Ruin this for me thread

[UnPRePared]

I’m sure your actual show will go great. I also like your beard.

It's not for another month, but my voice was shot from the Christmas festivities.

Mal's family is wonderful, but her elders really like to drink, and I have to really parse my diet properly that day for this very reason. I didn't keep up with water intake, and I woke up hoarse. It's better now, but every bloody time, it takes me a few days for my range to come back. Sounded like a fucking pubescent on the mic with the way my voice was cracking.

Looking back I should've clarified all this, because it wasn't the band - they always bring their A-Game. I don't like going out with a half assed product, like Anthony Cumia does every show.

 

[ApparitionOfHalLinden]

"Post something you think is good"

I think you're aces too, champ. Here. Have a signed photo of me on me.

Mr Vigoda was class act but I always thought you were great too

 

[RedGlareRecipient]

Mr Vigoda was class act but I always thought you were great too

Tell the Geist of Ron Palillo that a certain Mr. Rosenthal says hello.

and pick a side, centrist. our ghosts fight here.

 

[ApparitionOfHalLinden]

Tell the Geist of Ron Palillo that a certain Mr. Rosenthal says hello.

and pick a side, centrist. our ghosts fight here.

I just want to make friends and get invited to the celebrity ghost parties. Abe is a nice guy but he can be a mean drunk.

 

[sorchEDearth]

Denis Leary is in that. And am I crazy or does it not make any goddamn sense for James Earl Jones to have played with Babe Ruth? Baseball was segregated Ty Cobb style back then.

Straighten your facts out.

In the pic, Jones is wearing a Negro League uniform. The NPB use to play exhibition and spring training games against the MLB every single year. Ruth played against Negro Leaguers in Cuba, all over New Jersey and out West in Kansas City and St. Louis.

What actually sucks about this movie is it takes half the movie for them to fail at getting the stupid ball and the dialogue is clunky throughout.

 

[guest]

You're fucking right I'm aces you old role-thieving cocksucker, I was in The Godfather. Nice autograph, stupid. Looks like the autograph of a gay, stupid, dead old fag with some sort of palsy.

I heard you were in that film. Never watched it myself. Don't care for the eyeties.

Ha ha! I said the same thing about that autograph. James Dean insisted it had to look dramatic for the girls to put on their nightstand. Did you ever meet Jimmy? I don't recall you hanging around with us but maybe you were an extra on-set one day.

Mr Vigoda was class act but I always thought you were great too

I just want to make friends and get invited to the celebrity ghost parties. Abe is a nice guy but he can be a mean drunk.

Look here, buster. You might think this is fun and games but you don't get to go around calling Abe a glue-sniffing homosexual with a daughter that looks like the south end of a geriatric bulldog. Not while I'm around. He's a solid workaday actor and I won't have him degraded by some villain out to get his kicks.

Hal isn't even dead. Unless he's some kind of voodoo worshipping Jew. Yeah, I know all about Mr Lipshitz.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I heard you were in that film. Never watched it myself. Don't care for the eyeties.

Ha ha! I said the same thing about that autograph. James Dean insisted it had to look dramatic for the girls to put on their nightstand. Did you ever meet Jimmy? I don't recall you hanging around with us but maybe you were an extra on-set one day.



Look here, buster. You might think this is fun and games but you don't get to go around calling Abe a glue-sniffing homosexual with a daughter that looks like the south end of a geriatric bulldog. Not while I'm around. He's a solid workaday actor and I won't have him degraded by some villain out to get his kicks.

Hal isn't even dead. Unless he's some kind of voodoo worshipping Jew. Yeah, I know all about Mr Lipshitz.

James Dean might be the only Hollywood queer to suck more cock than you, Landau. Here's him and Paul Newman being a pair of fags for eachother. I wouldn't let that little fruit shine my fuckin shoes without kicking him in the face.



As for my beautiful daughter, Carol Vigoda-Fuchs, keep her name out of your mouth if you know what's good for you. Your beard is weird, Landau. At least I don't have a bland midget of a son who will be the unfunny sidekick/buttboy of the highest paying obscure gay podcast host. His wife is a great big whale too. Like the one I was stuck in when you played ME in the dramatic reenactment of the time I got swallowed by a whale during my daring rescue of Stent Feznor from Little St. James. But I heard he's leaving her to be a full time, out and proud fag like his buttfucking old man never even had the gall to do.

And fuck off, Hal. You can't come to the celebrity ghost parties until you're dead and do just enough bad in the world to not be allowed into heaven. Or be Jewish. So I guess you're in.

 

[guest]

Anyone ever gonna point out how fucking deranged it is that people are larping like that ^

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Anyone ever gonna point out how fucking deranged it is that people are larping like that ^

Whatever do you mean, child?

 

[guest]

Whatever do you mean, child?

N.. Nothing. I'm very happy the real Martin Landau is posting here.

 

[ApparitionOfHalLinden]

I heard you were in that film. Never watched it myself. Don't care for the eyeties.

Ha ha! I said the same thing about that autograph. James Dean insisted it had to look dramatic for the girls to put on their nightstand. Did you ever meet Jimmy? I don't recall you hanging around with us but maybe you were an extra on-set one day.



Look here, buster. You might think this is fun and games but you don't get to go around calling Abe a glue-sniffing homosexual with a daughter that looks like the south end of a geriatric bulldog. Not while I'm around. He's a solid workaday actor and I won't have him degraded by some villain out to get his kicks.

Hal isn't even dead. Unless he's some kind of voodoo worshipping Jew. Yeah, I know all about Mr Lipshitz.

Now Landau you're just putting words in my mouth. It's not my fault you're bitter about being in Ready to Rumble, and don't you dare spread the malicious rumor that I'm alive!