RIP to Rodney, a Hooligans regular

[guest]

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Devastating loss for the Hooligans community as Rodney has passed on. He touched many others who frequent Hooligans:

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Except Patrick Tomlinson (the real one) who can't offer a single shred of grievance. Only a condescending "it happened, huh?"

Oh good gravy. You animals aren’t going to pounce on this one are you? If so I’ll need to promptly turn the other cheek and not give a rat’s ass.

But seriously ladies and gentlemen this dead dude and his family have no part of this anti-Tomlinson/SFWA spat.

I’m also kinda dead drunk right now so my opinion is officially meaningless by all international and local law.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I'm sure Rodney had a nickname for Fat that Piggy didn't appreciate. "Hey, it's Hamingway. What you writing there, Ernie?" Etc.

He wasn't a mean-spirited guy, he was just an old school guy who thought ball-busting went hand in hand with being a regular at a bar. Faggot Pat took it as deeply wounding personal attacks. Little bitch that he is he never said a word in reply. Just made that weird "hrrmph" noise he made in traffic court and in the beginning of Josiah part 5 before he went full Mommy Dearest. Just as well too because Rodney had those old man farmer muscles and killed a dozen gooks at Khe Sanh when he was 19 and would have shattered the Swine's jaw with one punch.

Pat wishes someone would compare him to Hemingway. No one not even a drunk real ass dude in a dive bar, would ever confuse Pat with an actual icon and successful author like Ernest Hemingway. He probably had a less flattering comparison, like pedophile Walter Breen.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

When Niki finally leaves Pat, let's tactfully ask him, "it happened, huh?"

RIP Rowdy Rodney Piper.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

So Rodney must've been a "Trump supporter", that blew off Pat's inane, myopic ramblings during every unwanted conversation with Piggy.

Let's keeping fucking with Pat, then. It's what Rodney would've wanted.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Oh good gravy. You animals aren’t going to pounce on this one are you? If so I’ll need to promptly turn the other cheek and not give a rat’s ass.

But seriously ladies and gentlemen this dead dude and his family have no part of this anti-Tomlinson/SFWA spat.

I’m also kinda dead drunk right now so my opinion is officially meaningless by all international and local law.

I think the only thing that’s gonna happen are honest and true stories will be left in his memory. Good times, and happy vibes. Times he succeeded, and got the girl. Times he failed, and let the idiots win. Most importantly, all the times he shit on a fat fucking faggot with bitch tits who wouldn’t stop bringing his gay ass fucking laptop to the bar for no fucking reason. He’d just bring it an accomplish nothing like the faggot retard that he is. Probably a lot of those last memories I just said.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Pat I'm going to piss and shit on your grave as well as bomb every single persons obituary tied to you until we fucking go nuclear on yours faggot.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

As retarded as we all know him to be, I still can't believe that's real. We're reaching levels of autism previously thought impossible.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He looks like such a dweeb. I'd bet you he was thinking "god damn I'm hot" when he took this.

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I keep harping on this but his eyes are disgustingly unattractive and unsettling. Any somewhat-sane person would look at those eyes and say “ick, crazy retard alert, get away from the fatass”

Niki looked into those eyes and agreed to marry him. Pat looked at them in the mirror and thought he looked like a Sex God. They’re batshit crazy and cripplingly ugly

 

[AntSucks]

He sued people for thoughts 'n prayers on obituaries that were mostly harmless in-jokes, but that's what he leaves on someone he knew personally. Again, lucky his case didn't get to court because he would have to explain why he thinks its okay for him to do it. "But he laughed at my Sonia Sotomayor t-shirt your Honor. He's a Nazi"

 

[peckafacce]

I wonder if Hooligans would make the same kind of post for Rick if he were to die from a heart attack?

I'm sure they would, but the message would say. "Fat Fuck Patrick S Tomlinson finally passed away, please stop calling and faxing us looking for him."

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

HEY PANSY, THIS IS A BAR, NOT A STARBUCKS. GO PEN YOUR MAGNUM DOPUS SOMEWHERE ELSE. AH, IM JUST FUCKIN WITH YA, WHATRE YOU DRINKIN? ILL BUY. CHILD!? I WAS DODGING FIRE FROM THE DINKS BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, FAT BODY!

 

[guest]

Pat wishes someone would compare him to Hemingway. No one not even a drunk real ass dude in a dive bar, would ever confuse Pat with an actual icon and successful author like Ernest Hemingway. He probably had a less flattering comparison, like pedophile Walter Breen.

Rodney was a generous soul and, underneath the gruff exterior, he was a big-hearted fellow who enjoyed making others feel good about themselves. Even pigs with fat girl arms.

 

[NoBacon]

I hope Nigel lights a candle for Rodney. He’s a very thoughtful man.