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Baby bro had to wire big bro some cash.
"Just till I get my next paycheck, AntH. You know I'm making a killing out here, bro. Loan me the funds and I'll gladly pay you back next Moosday!"
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Baby bro had to wire big bro some cash.
An onboard dentist will charge him more than his entire paycheck. He’ll leave the boat owing them money, then he’ll need to do another 2 months to pay them back. Then he’ll break a hip and owe them 4 more months of crooning. By the end he’ll be suffering from full on dementia and they’ll roll him out into the hallway to perform for the staffIf he had half a brain, he'd book an appointment with a dentist at the next port, send ahead photos and information about the work he needs done, and stress that it's an emergency given his circumstances. He'll save thousands of dollars compared to what he'd pay in the states
I meant do it out of his own pocket in a Scandinavian country. He could claim to be an asylum seeker then it'd probably be free.An onboard dentist will charge him more than his entire paycheck. He’ll leave the boat owing them money, then he’ll need to do another 2 months to pay them back. Then he’ll break a hip and owe them 4 more months of crooning. By the end he’ll be suffering from full on dementia and they’ll roll him out into the hallway to perform for the staff
...and they’ll roll him out into the hallway
Good joke nonetheless. I’d miss him and his foibles if he fell off the boat into shark infested waters too. I’d prefer to see him accidentally shot by his brother during a surprise visitYou misspelled highway.
It's a joke. I wish Mister Cyumia a long and happy life with his upside down flags and his Chinese guitars and his Normandy sand {I hear you can put it on eggs instead of salt!)
If only Joe had a working brain. Instead he’ll walk into a dentist office, tell everyone he’s a rich American who is planning to rent a motorcycle, explain to them how dentists work in America and demand some new teeth. The dentist will put him to sleep, wire his jaw shut and leave him at a bus stopI meant do it out of his own pocket in a Scandinavian country. He could claim to be an asylum seeker then it'd probably be free.
Ugh, you know his yuck mouth had to REEK.
That cell he's in probably smells like the city morgue. I almost feel bad for ol' Moo.
A bunch of donkey and slave teeth.His bridge looks like George Washington's teeth (ho-lee shit! ) but he never considered going for a checkup before leaving the country for several months.
Cazzara Recchione!Good joke nonetheless. I’d miss him and his foibles if he fell off the boat into shark infested waters too. I’d prefer to see him accidentally shot by his brother during a surprise visit
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