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RIP Joe

Racist Google Intern

Please watch the Itchy and Scratchy Friends Hour!
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Why do they call it a crown?

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A crown makes you a king - but I'm a King! You can't, you can't just call anyone a king! Who names teeth that? You know what I have in my mouth - teeth! Don't ask if they're real or fake, it's all teeth.

My fourth wife and I went on a cruise one time, down to the Caribbean, ya know, where the Bob Marley's live? I could smell the Mary Jane, the ganja the kids call it, miles before port! Do they use it for kindling? Seriously, it smelled like Mel Torme's house. Yeah, he liked to party.

Todd Hillyer in Pinellas Park, Florida, your father sprayed your ass clean in the driveway - let's hear all about it!
Refering to island blacks as "Bob Marley's" really got me.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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If he had half a brain, he'd book an appointment with a dentist at the next port, send ahead photos and information about the work he needs done, and stress that it's an emergency given his circumstances. He'll save thousands of dollars compared to what he'd pay in the states
He could have probably even got the ship doc to do it for him
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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I don't think most doctors would know the first thing about dentistry, but it would be funny if he went to them and they fucked up his teeth more.
No I mean they would set up the appointment for him. No fucking way I’d let some dopey ship doctor do anything besides give me some Dramamine or antibiotics
 

TorpidSloth

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Joe was gonna get dinner with the Swedish dental nurses, but their schedules clashed. They liked that he was 6'1".
Sweden is one of the few places on Earth where a 6'1" guy will feel relatively short. Swedish women aren't generally that tall, but the men are. Holland and the Czech Republic are the only other places where you see as many giant dudes - 6'5" +

They probably thought Joe was a North African migrant and undercharged him
 
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