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RIP Joe

Gronez_Bambatta

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RIP Joe
 

TorpidSloth

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If he had half a brain, he'd book an appointment with a dentist at the next port, send ahead photos and information about the work he needs done, and stress that it's an emergency given his circumstances. He'll save thousands of dollars compared to what he'd pay in the states
 

ElectricLightKazooII

I love that garlic buttah saw...
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If he had half a brain, he'd book an appointment with a dentist at the next port, send ahead photos and information about the work he needs done, and stress that it's an emergency given his circumstances. He'll save thousands of dollars compared to what he'd pay in the states
No kidding. He’d probably spend next to nothing yet he wants to wait until he returns to USA IN DISTRESS so some goober that went to Texas A&M can overcharge him when he pays CASH.
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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Why do they call it a crown?

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A crown makes you a king - but I'm a King! You can't, you can't just call anyone a king! Who names teeth that? You know what I have in my mouth - teeth! Don't ask if they're real or fake, it's all teeth.

My fourth wife and I went on a cruise one time, down to the Caribbean, ya know, where the Bob Marley's live? I could smell the Mary Jane, the ganja the kids call it, miles before port! Do they use it for kindling? Seriously, it smelled like Mel Torme's house. Yeah, he liked to party.

Todd Hillyer in Pinellas Park, Florida, your father sprayed your ass clean in the driveway - let's hear all about it!
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Even funnier is if you’ve got that many teeth missing he’s going to be whistling uncontrollably while singing
I cant tell if its the upper or lowers that are falling out ( Id guess lower) but imagine him asking for the night off and showing his supervisor a handful of teeth and 1/4th of his teeth missing from his mouth. " You ever try to sing Clapton without teeth libtard!?"
 

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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I cant tell if its the upper or lowers that are falling out ( Id guess lower) but imagine him asking for the night off and showing his supervisor a handful of teeth and 1/4th of his teeth missing from his mouth. " You ever try to sing Clapton without teeth libtard!?"

So so so so so so you're saying Cud CAN'T be chewed with YOUR GUMS!?!
 
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