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It’s called scurvy. He hasn’t been eating his sauerkraut ration. Tie him to the mast and flog him I say.Is skull rot some sort of sea born malady?
No kidding. He’d probably spend next to nothing yet he wants to wait until he returns to USA IN DISTRESS so some goober that went to Texas A&M can overcharge him when he pays CASH.If he had half a brain, he'd book an appointment with a dentist at the next port, send ahead photos and information about the work he needs done, and stress that it's an emergency given his circumstances. He'll save thousands of dollars compared to what he'd pay in the states
If he had half a brain
HAAAAAAY!Todd Hillyer in Pinellas Park, Florida, your father sprayed your ass clean in the driveway - let's hear all about it!
RUDE AND RUDE!HAAAAAAY!
Even funnier is if you’ve got that many teeth missing he’s going to be whistling uncontrollably while singingWhats that, up to 8 teeth falling out in a month and a half? Jesus.
RUDE AND RUDE!
I cant tell if its the upper or lowers that are falling out ( Id guess lower) but imagine him asking for the night off and showing his supervisor a handful of teeth and 1/4th of his teeth missing from his mouth. " You ever try to sing Clapton without teeth libtard!?"Even funnier is if you’ve got that many teeth missing he’s going to be whistling uncontrollably while singing
I cant tell if its the upper or lowers that are falling out ( Id guess lower) but imagine him asking for the night off and showing his supervisor a handful of teeth and 1/4th of his teeth missing from his mouth. " You ever try to sing Clapton without teeth libtard!?"
The funny part is that cows dont have any upper front teethSo so so so so so you're saying Cud CAN'T be chewed with YOUR GUMS!?!
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