Rick’s pumping the numbers on his length

[Faggot Boqposter]

I've wanted this for so long. He's such a pompous gasbag and total asshole that he will either be canceled or become a national punchline or both. Him lucking into being a staff writer on like a Netflix show and having to work with others and deal with a showrunner and executives would be my dream. He thinks he's smarter than lawyers, doctors, judges, law enforcement, etc. Him having to deal with other writers/co-workers and then fans of the show on social media would be amazing.

Exactly. He would be such a cunt on the way up and the fall would be so hilarious. Telling his toilet it’s going to prison would be infinitely more hilarious if he had actual engagement on Twitter than for the 12 people that still read his shit

 

[MilwaukeeStrangler]

Last year I bought what I thought was a 30in snowblower off my friend. We agreed that he'd drop it off while I was at work and I'd give him the cash next time I saw him. Well I come home to a 28in snowblower and when I asked where the fuck my 2 inches were he said that every guy lies about the last 2 inches.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

He would be like the writer / director on Boondock Saints who was giving a once in a lifetime opportunity to actually be a big star overnight and pissed everyone off and burned every bridge possible in the process. He would be famous for all the wrong reasons.

An "Overnight"-style documentary about Patrick "Troy Duffy" Tomlinson would be 1000x better than whatever Porsalin is going to shit out.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

My issue is - with Pat being as drunk, paranoid, and in a state of mental collapse as he is - it might come out and accidentally be confused for a masterpiece of meta-ironic absurdism - and get adapted into a movie directed by Nicolas Winding Refn with Ryan Gosling as Tiny Tim.

I don't worry about that because pat will inevitably ruin it for himself and end up more miserable than he started. He would end up the Troy Duffy if sci fi

 

[SFWA liaison]

Rick getting famous is the best thing that can happen dummy. Imagine if there were photos of stephen king getting cucked at a party. or got a 1.3 in problem solving. Or any of the other ridiculous shit. He gets famous and then the pro se manifesto naming gibney gets circulated.

the funniest outcome is he gets famous.

100%, patposting gets forever immortalized in biographies about him and his Wikipedia article mentions a judge terminated his parental rights

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Forget the Tiny Tim book, I want Refn directing a three hour Patrick biopic.

Gosling would have to get even fatter than he did for The Lovely Bones

 

[PogromStallone]

1. He give his chapters names. Do real authors do that?

3. MS word, do real authors use that? Then he formats it like a highschool book report. Is the book going to be 8.5 x 11?

The answer to these two is yes. Have you never read a book?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Harry Powell]

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He loves talking about other acquaintances in this overly familiar insulting manner. I used to do this, it comes from being a gay faggot, you think you’re expressing friendship and a joking comradery but you just come off as an asshole. And yes that’s an acceptable alternate spelling of camaraderie.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He loves talking about other acquaintances in this overly familiar insulting manner. I used to do this, it comes from being a gay faggot, you think you’re expressing friendship and a joking comradery but you just come off as an asshole. And yes that’s an acceptable alternate spelling of camaraderie.

He is the last person to ask advice from.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat has spent years on this lame story

 

[quasi101]

He is the last person to ask advice from.

I'd rather get public speaking tips from r budd Dwyer

HAHAHAHOOLLEEESHIT

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I'd rather get public speaking tips from r budd Dwyer

HAHAHAHOOLLEEESHIT

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

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So he makes a few claims about his writing process that conflict with each other. He implies that his novel goal is 80k words. He also says the fastest he's ever written a novel was Starship Pedo at 3.5 months. In addition, he goes for 1000-1500 words per day. Lets do the math:

1000-1500 words per day gives you an 80k word novel in 53-80 days, which is well under the fastest he's ever written a novel (3.5 months, roughly 105 days).

On top of this, he's been writing Tiny Tim's Revenge for three years, roughly 1,100 days. So by Pat's flagrantly incorrect WPD estimate, the Tiny Tim book is currently anywhere from 1.1 million to 1.65 million words long, which we all know isn't true because he's only on page 136.

In reality, Pat writes like 50 words per day on his book and another 950-1450 words on Twitter and texting with Boomia.

 

[quasi101]

The only treatment pat should be writing is the one for his own mental illness

Shucky ducky qu......ack

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

That guy asking for advice really pumped up his ego.

 

[chewtoycock]

That guy asking for advice really pumped up his ego.

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It's really going to be a bummer when someone clues justin in to pat's sales figures and that he has been exclusively writing tiny tim fan fiction at a pace of ~100 words a day for the past 2 years.

 

[PorqueDealer]

Some speculation as its hard to know what Pat determines his 4th book as he doesnt seem to include his furry porn:

After writing Gatecrashers (his first book written, 4th published) which Angry Robots noped out of, he produces the Ark trilogy for AR.
He then goes on to sign a 3 book contract for TOR
where he rewrites/submits his trash that he couldnt get published on spec (Gatecrashers). (sold approx 1000 in 5 years)
For his second book he punts out more garbage in the form of a 3.5month Starship Repo. (sold approx 500+ in 4+ years)
Then the trash fire that is In The Black (~300 copies)

Gee @TOR, why wont you give the fatman a new contract for In The Red??

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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House money? You don’t have that, Pat.