Rick hates actual satire

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Would explain why he fucking sucks so bad at writing it

Yeah, Rick, Idiocracy was stupid and lazy but fucking Fonald Plump redefined satire.

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Don’t forget Captain Kamala

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I think that Pat realizes that, were Idiocracy happening in real time, he wouldn't be one of the smart, independent thinkers making changes. He would be one of the dumb, mindless sheep stuck in a cycle of consumerism and breads and circuses.

Look at his Twitter. There's nothing independent or individual. Just mainstream narrative run through a fat filter. He never questions anything. He knows, deep down, that A) he would be sitting at home watching "Ow My Balls" and B) his lawyer was about as competent as Not Sure's.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Let me guess

"Second because ... we're actually living it!"

That's another of my bits. I go like "Have you seen the movie Idiocracy? Have you seen this, have you heard about this? Yeah, I didn't realise it was supposed to be ... a DOCUMENTARY! (pause for laughter) So apparently Donald Trump has...

Ding ding ding

 

[42069]

Pat takes satire literally. His pepperoni harvesting is straight up “a Modest Proposal”

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat is late to the "Idioracracy is becoming real life" train. That observation is over 4 years old at least.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Pat is late to the "Idioracracy is becoming real life" train. That observation is over 4 years old at least.

I'd say at least 10. I almost don't remember a time where people didn't say "derp it's a documentary, I'm so smart". It might be one of the most hack, overused comments in the history of social media.

 

[Clint Ruin]

I think that Pat realizes that, were Idiocracy happening in real time, he wouldn't be one of the smart, independent thinkers making changes. He would be one of the dumb, mindless sheep stuck in a cycle of consumerism and breads and circuses.

Look at his Twitter. There's nothing independent or individual. Just mainstream narrative run through a fat filter. He never questions anything. He knows, deep down, that A) he would be sitting at home watching "Ow My Balls" and B) his lawyer was about as competent as Not Sure's.

I've never seem him praise a cult movie or underground band. Everything he likes is mainstream homogeneous bullshit.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Yeah my first thought was he has an opinion on Mike Judge because he can both goof on anyone and make them admirable: King of the Hill
That's no good for the Good guys vs. the Nazis Patrick

So much if Judges stuff is great. I sorta didn't realize til later. I just associated him with Beavis and Butt-Head, which is funny, but king of the hill is great and smarter than you think. Any character even an antagonist at least has an understandable motivation.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

So much if Judges stuff is great. I sorta didn't realize til later. I just associated him with Beavis and Butt-Head, which is funny, but king of the hill is great and smarter than you think. Any character even an antagonist at least has an understandable motivation.

And The Goode Family satirized virtue signaling 10 years before it's time.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

President Hamacho

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I've never seem him praise a cult movie or underground band. Everything he likes is mainstream homogeneous bullshit.

Fairly recently he told his followers they’d “slept on” Big Hero 6. An 8 year old Disney movie for children which made $657.9 million dollars.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

It's well documented that actual autistic people cannot determine between satire and reality.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Yeah my first thought was he has an opinion on Mike Judge because he can both goof on anyone and make them admirable: King of the Hill
That's no good for the Good guys vs. the Nazis Patrick

Patrick is just upset that his wife ran off with Jon Redcorn

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I bet Patrick got offended by Wall-E as well.

If only he could admit to himself how happy he'd be there.

 

[alkiefuck2]

I bet Patrick got offended by Wall-E as well.

If only he could admit to himself how happy he'd be there.

fuck awwff, child. batin'

 

[Raymond]

He deliberately uses "like" in a way that makes him sound like a dumb faggot. He does that all the time. I hate that.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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He deliberately uses "like" in a way that makes him sound like a dumb faggot. He does that all the time. I hate that.

He talks like a snotty teenage girl but also wants everyone to think he’s some big tough weight lifting bar fighter. Nobody has even been scared or intimidated by this fat wimp.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

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He deliberately uses "like" in a way that makes him sound like a dumb faggot. He does that all the time. I hate that.

He’s just proving why Teen Vogue is seriously missing out on this young millennial writer who is totally in touch with the kids of today. Like, totes, child.

 

[AntSucks]

He isn't even a fan of the things he's a fan of. I've snuck 50 Futurama references in talking to him by now and he hasn't got a single one.

I don't think he even understood the "accusatorium" thread from the mole

Grunka Lunka Doopity Dis Water
Patrick Tomlinson Abandoned His Daughter

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He isn't even a fan of the things he's a fan of.

The only thing that he's a fan of - the only thing that has any meaning in his life - is Twitter. That's it. That's his life.