Rick adds a new detail to the story

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

We all heard how flustered Pat was when Josiah revealed himself, if some Tampa methhead tried car jacking him he would have squealed and had shit running down his womens jeans onto his sandals.

 

[Cuphead]

He even wrote it like one of his gay stories.

Nobody who is pointing a gun at you is going to change his mind just because he can't drive stick.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He even wrote it like one of his gay stories.

Nobody who is pointing a gun at you is going to change his mind just because he can't drive stick.

He tries to act like he was so calm,cool, and collected in such a stressful scenario. This some lame scenario that he thought up waiting for a stoplight to turn green. He cant even keep the details straight. For someone that lies so much he really sucks at keeping his stories straight.

 

[Clint Ruin]

We all heard how flustered Pat was when Josiah revealed himself, if some Tampa methhead tried car jacking him he would have squealed and had shit running down his womens jeans onto his sandals.

As soon as he heard "bitch tits", he had a panic attack and needed 3 minutes to get into character

 

[captainjapan]

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Gimme the fuckin keys you cocksucka mothafucka lalalalala

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Clint Ruin]

I drive a stick shift, child. More things to show how manly I am

He's a rare masculine gem. God really broke the mold with him.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He's a rare masculine gem. God really broke the mold with him.

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I find this almost worst. Why does he think this is a major accomplishment? An entire generation knows how to drive a stick. An entire fucking generation. Most Gen Xers do and a good chunk of millenials. Oh that’s right. Rick is a zoomer. Never mind I figured it out.

 

[Will Tate]

I'll confess to not knowing how to drive stick, but then again I have a well-paying job of 20 years, I'm not friends with any pedophiles, and if I had children I would be part of their lives, so there's that.

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Reminder how weak and sissy sounding he was in court yet he wants us to believe someone who may or may not have a gun didn't phase him and he was willing to roll the dice. Fucking kill yourself pedo.

I remember what a fat faggot with bitch tits he sounded like on Josiah 5

 

[Clint Ruin]

I'll confess to not knowing how to drive stick

If you did, you probably wouldn't brag about it. Normal people don't.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

As far as I'm aware, almost everyone in the UK drives stick. Why isn't everyone there constantly bragging about it? Don't they realize how special they are?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

You need some sort of pocket to do the "old finger gun" thing, but that implies that the person is wearing a jacket, but that doesnt work if you're in Tampa, so Fatso turned it into a finger gun in a shirt, which doesn't work at all because the victim would probably be wondering why this person has his hand up his own shirt to point a gun at them.

Even his lies are somehow fat and slovenly.

 

[Guyincognito]

I dropped 50lbs of weights in his hands and said "do the stairmaster with that much weight!"

Is that an unrealistic amount of weight? I dunno! I'm insane and also fat!

I'm also fat!

Not so! You forget that his story was an even more unbelievable 100 lbs of weight. 2 50lb dumbbells was what he allegedly handed to the dudebro. Fat dildo couldn’t even lift one of those, much less 2, much less casually hand 2 of those to someone else

 

[Harry Powell]

You need some sort of pocket to do the "old finger gun" thing, but that implies that the person is wearing a jacket, but that doesnt work if you're in Tampa, so Fatso turned it into a finger gun in a shirt, which doesn't work at all because the victim would probably be wondering why this person has his hand up his own shirt to point a gun at them.

Even his lies are somehow fat and slovenly.

Black and elderly people in the south dress like they’re in Minnesota when the weather drops below 75

 

[Meownaw]

You need some sort of pocket to do the "old finger gun" thing, but that implies that the person is wearing a jacket, but that doesnt work if you're in Tampa, so Fatso turned it into a finger gun in a shirt, which doesn't work at all because the victim would probably be wondering why this person has his hand up his own shirt to point a gun at them.

Even his lies are somehow fat and slovenly.

Good call. He can't help himself when it comes to adding onto lies like that. I would love to see him interrogated.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Last time I outwitted a criminal I did it in two words.

 

[warchief1978]

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Now the carjacker was pretending to have a gun.

You know how you know someone is a liar? Their stories get more fantastical each time they tell them.

Didnt that happen in the Sopranos?

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Huh so now the guy was 'armed'? This is from his reddit account years ago:

Edit: Oh yeah, this is how Pat looked the year before this astonishing tale:

Pat gave Versace aids