Rick adds a new detail to the story

[Clint Ruin]

Now the carjacker was pretending to have a gun.

You know how you know someone is a liar? Their stories get more fantastical each time they tell them.

 

[guest]

Tall Tales Tomlinson is rehashing old fables to deflect from his embarassing, pathetic bookscan numbers.

He's fucking spiraling.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Can't even tell an interesting lie

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

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Now the carjacker was pretending to have a gun.

You know how you know someone is a liar? Their stories get more fantastical each time they tell them.

Hop in and I'll blow ya, kiddo.

 

[captain_kamala]

His Tampa years were wild and crime filled. I remember when Tiger King came out he said Carol was a prostitute and he knew this because he had been in the area.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I dropped 50lbs of weights in his hands and said "do the stairmaster with that much weight!"

Is that an unrealistic amount of weight? I dunno! I'm insane and also fat!

I'm also fat!

 

[Brooke Shields]

What he thinks he said:
"Do you know how to drive a stick?"
what actually came out:
"Do you want me to suck your dick?"

 

[Raymond]

And then he spoon-fed the guy his teeth and shot him the head and the police came by and they deputized him.

 

[Meownaw]

Reminder how weak and sissy sounding he was in court yet he wants us to believe someone who may or may not have a gun didn't phase him and he was willing to roll the dice. Fucking kill yourself pedo.

 

[guest]

I drive a stick shift, child. More things to show how manly I am and not a dork-ass faggot cuck.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Originally Pat offered to teach the guy stick. Guess the story "evolved"?

 

[captainjapan]

Can you handle the torque of a six cylinder? Well? Can ya punk?

 

[Clint Ruin]

His Tampa years were wild and crime filled. I remember when Tiger King came out he said Carol was a prostitute and he knew this because he had been in the area.

Of fucking course he did

 

[Clint Ruin]

Can you handle the torque of a six cylinder? Well? Can ya punk?

This car is too much for you, child. It's a replica.

 

[Raymond]

Originally Pat offered to teach the guy stick. Guess the story "evolved"?

Wrong as always, child. He asked to be taught. That's not absurd at all.

 

[captainjapan]

 

[Cyberatorquer]

imagine the level of crackhead that wants to genuinely hijack a salvage title former rental car v6 mustang with 150,000 miles. homeless people live out of better cars

 

[captainjapan]

273,588.48 Kilometres child

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Lying for one like. This is what has come to.

 

[RobertMewler]

Huh so now the guy was 'armed'? This is from his reddit account years ago:

Edit: Oh yeah, this is how Pat looked the year before this astonishing tale: