The show opens with the name of Artie Lange, (who's not even there) The "AA Show" logo looks like some kind of a badge? Is it meant to be a AA coin? Those don't look like this. Is it an evil poker chip? It looks like a bad Italian restaurant logo. It rolls with a shot of the Brooklyn Bridge, a place that is relevant to neither of the 2 hosts. Then we see stock footage of people on escalators, subways cars, taxis driving around, Then it shows the stupid "badge coin" logo again, with special shiny 3D effects, no doubt pre-made template from the Envato Market.
Anthony appears unceremoniously, shyly saying "Welcome, welcome" then instantly brings on Ron Bennington in a discussion about Florida already in progress.
For the next half hour, Anthony has a very weird fake happy vibe going on where he's almost shouting everything as if he's tap dancing for Ron to make him think he's happy. They still had chemistry together, but Anthony isn't quite himself.
32 minutes into what would hjave been a decent show for two old auntie dykes, Auntie picked up his important papers to help him remember the name Colin Flaherty is coming in. Ron makes Anthony answer "are we gonna be Alt-Right today?" Of course Auntie Cumia nays "Nooo nooo it's okay Ronnie."
Colin walks up to the chair and does a weird Chinese ninja bow to Anthony. The microphone scraped Colin's side fat and his right titty as he sat down. Anthony alludes to the fact he used to wear a hat everyday, now he isn't wearing one, but his two guests are both wearing silly hats.
At no point does Colin try to be part of the conversation as Ant and Ron are chatting about anything without Anthony directly adressing Colin about the niggerkilling agenda. Until Ant yaps about getting cucked by Boomer Esiason, at which point Colin refers to himself as an Anthony Cumia Fan and says he was "duking it out with big dogs" Corny old faggot.
Colin is just sitting there stiffly, patiently waiting like he's late and the bus hasn't shown up. He can't wait to get back to the nigger bashing. He stays piped down until Anthony addresses him again asking about his upbringing, to which Colin instantly replies "SAME AS YOURS." Yep, they're so alike ladies and gentlemen keeping score at home. This is where Colin starts waving his hands around like a wizard casting a spell.
By the way, at no point does Ron B ever make any snide comments or make light of Colin in any way. He tries to include Colin multiple times who seems to never be satiated with enough props and attention like a typical BOOMER.
When Colin calls his own hometown a "Chocolate Hellhole" Ron is taken aback by the randomness of the phrasing. Anthony said "wow" twice. But Colin is laughing right along when they joke about it. And then Colin says "CHOCOLATE CITEH" in a coon voice which Anthony ignores and talks right over.
Things turn cold when Ron B talks about his hometown going black, and then asks "So you wrote a book about this?" Colin takes this as an attack and likens it to asking Ron if he has ever been in front of a microphone before. Ron tries to patch things up by asking if the book is specifically about Wilmington (Colin's hometown) but suggests Colin is "upset" about it, which seems to send Colin even further into a boomer spiral of defensiveness.
Ron is trying to just sit quiet and let Colin angrily talk about how he documents nigger violence. When Colin points to Anthony saying "he was the first to give me exposure" Ron B looks at Anthony with a stare that says it all about what Anthony spends his show doing now.
Colin begins to work himself into a lather, interrogating Ron B on the ethnic demographics of his hometown Chester PA. Colin is so angry that Ron B just plainly answers his question by describing what happened to the city without mentioning that niggers live there now.
Ron B again tries to bring humor by calling back his Alt-Right comment "I think we need to look into the Mulattos.. And what THEY've done." Which makes Colin remember to laugh, as he chuckles and keeps popping his eyebrows up.
Anthony steers the show directly into a tree by bringing up a news headline about some faggot who wants to open a drag queen club for children. Ron is visibly annoyed that Anthony is trying to make him join the outrage machine, while Colin is listening intently as if he's an advisor to the president in the war room.
While Anthony is showing photos of that little faggot drag queen kid to outrage everyone, Ron keeps trying to crack jokes about how his mom dressed him up like a sailor, a fireman, and a construction worker. Colin of course can't wait to join the outrage party and rant about how things are in schools these days.
Ron trying to crack jokes ends with him hitting a brick wall in stupid Colin, resulting in Ron resting his face in his hand in boredom. Ron even tries to join in on the ranting a little bit by mentioning how they don't teach kids cursive anymore.
Ron AGAIN tries to include Colin and not reject or provoke him into insanity by bringing up a topic they can all discuss with outrage in mind -- How they make so many movies and yet so few of them are about historical American revolution figures and stories.
Of course, Colin heard the word "movies" and feels the need to mention "black movies."
This is what sets off the fight.
Ron jokes about how quickly Colin went back to ranting about blacks. Colin speaks the legendary "CASE A of Denial, Deceit, and Deloooosion."
At this point Colin is frothing at the mouth while Ron is just staring at him waiting to pick him apart. Ron gets in Colin's face, trying to explain to him that he doesn't give a fuck about niggers, and that he was there to crack jokes. Colin responds with his cheesy "I FORGOT TO LAUGH" teeth chomp. He chomped TWICE.
"I'm telling Ant to go back to the way he used to be" leaves Colin triple-blinking in deep thought, and then sternly staring a hole into Anthony, who begins to melt like an ice cube in the sun. What way was that, Anthony?
"I'm still hilarious..." 
This moment is the origin of the legendary Haha Holee Shit reaction. Anthony looks like he wants to cry. His eyes widen like Cindy Brady in front of the camera.
Colin and Ron just quietly stare each other down without saying much for a moment, as Anthony begins to fill the gaps panicking and shuffling his very important papers.
Anthony throws Colin under the bus "I don't know what the problem is." then proceeds to be fence sitter worm "Ronnie does what he does, and Colin does what he does." Wow thanks psychoanalyst.
Ron offered to stay quiet, and then to leave. Anthony starts to panic and begs Ron to stay, still not knowing where to take this.
Ronnie tries to be funny and appeal to Colin yet again by joking it would be the world's oldest boxing match. Irritable retard Colin of course needs to play the fake tough guy act and pretend he would kill bigass Ron in one punch.
Anthony again says he didn't get why they were fighting, and Ron agrees they were all having fun.... Colin is the only one sitting there with a grimace like a stuff cunt. Self professed "Anthony Cumia Fan" Colin Flaherty seems to have zero knowledge of why Ant and Ron are laughing together and have a history with each other. Especially when there is more serious business to contend with, like killing all niggers.
In the midst of being completely lost as a broadcaster, Anthony tries to mock Opie... By stealing one of his bits and "going to the phones" to bail himself out. So he's constantly talking about how above Opie he is, how he's more talented than Opie, how hack it was to go to callers, and then when Anthony is in a jam, IT'S THE VERY FIRST THING HE DOES. Referencing that you are being hack does not excuse you while you do it. Self unaware Italian nigger human garbage.
The caller proves to be worthless, while Ron takes over the show, dumps the caller, and asks Anthony "what went wrong?" Ron tries to force Anthony to reflect on why his show turned into THIS.
Ron forces the dumb nigger Anthony to literally do what he was going to do... He invited Colin to the show as a guest. Now have the conversation. You're sitting here saying and doing nothing while this get gets irritable and pissed off when the subject isn't "FUCK NIGGERS!!!" exclusively. .......So DO your show now... Let's hear it.
Anthony backs off like a pussy faggot, seems to realize that inviting Colin Flaherty onto a comedy show was a stupid fucking thing to do on any day especially one where your old comic pal is coming in and ole Stiff Anus will spoil the mood.
Ron brings up Anthony's mom dying
which leaves Ant speechless. Ron starts doing the classic mind games he would play on Fez with the little remarks. Cumia shakes his head like "you motherfucker" and is speechless, sighs, and shakes his head while tapping his fingers on the desk in a panic.
During this spiral, Ron again forces Anthony to face the monster he has created. "What would you like to ask your guest?" DO THE BIT, STUPID! You invited him here.
Anthony scratches his head, organizes his very important papers on the desk which needed to be sorted at that very second, and then looks around the room in a quest to meet the eyes of a blond Long Island jock who would have already taken this moment and turned it into a magical stew of hatred and fury.
Anthony didn't meet eyes with Opie that day. Yeah, y'know what? He really coulda used him that day. He really needed him that day.
Stupid finally mutters, begrudgingly and obviously full of shame and embarrassment at his lack of adequacy as a performer, "In 20 years of doing this... I... don't have a clue..."
Ron Bennington steps into the role of Opie on the show, by going "So what's your book about?"
Even stupid fucking Colin Flaherty has realized that Anthony has completely imploded as a man, and that his show is dead air right now and needs to be saved. COLIN FLAHERTY understood that Anthony is half a show. No captain, first mate only. Gilligan, without the Skipper. Anthony literally blinking and bulging his eyes out like an affected queer.
So stupid Colin thinks he's putting the bandage on things by swooping in to fill the dead air with his backstory about how he documents black violence.
This is my favorite part of this episode because Ron B was trying to get Anthony to rant about niggers with Colin and spoil thje fun of the show, but Anthony knew better and backed away. Of course, Stupid Colin was happy to cluelessly skip into the ravings and rantings, being blissfully unaware that doing so was making Ron's point that the subject is boring as fuck and Naaht Funny.
Colin keeps raving until Anthony has to shut him up. Colin is actually getting animated about niggers having no idea that Anthony isn't listening and Ron is just sitting there staring at Anthony like "Is this what you wanna do with your show? YOU DID THIS." Anthony tries to cut off Colin who thinks he's in the middle of a roll and talks right over Anthony...
Anthony, basically cutting Colin off confirming that he wasn't even listening, says he has made a corporate decision. Anthony indirectly asks Colin to leave, but
Ron refuses to let Colin get up and leave.
Ron wants Anthony to sit in his creation for a bit longer, and asks Colin what he suggests should be done about the nigger problem. Colin huffs, puffs and answers Rons question with a question of his own. During this moment of the fight re-starting,
Anthony is absolutely melting the fuck down.
Ant taps his fingers on the desk nervously, then grabs his water bottle to take a nervous sip. While Ron drags more stupidity out of Colin, Anthony leans back in his chair in complete submission. He regrets everything he has done since that fateful night in Times Square.
"Duhh, if Anthony was stuck in the rain, how would you get him out of the rain???"
Ron diffuses Colin's whole argument by generalizing it by saying... Yeah there are tons of niggers in jail... Anybody who commits crime should be and usually is put in jail.... Okay.... Now what?
Ron smugly puts the boots to Colin by asking him "Did you come up here all the way from Delaware for this?" Lol
Anthony asks Colin to leave, and he puts his tail between his legs and cowers off like slenderman.
"Now I finally understand what Opie did."
Anthony admits.... Hey stupid. Maybe don't brag about the fact that you were completely unaware how your own show functioned. What a dumb asshole.
Ron gloats about winning the exchange and eliminating Colin from the show. He continues to rub Anthony's nose in what he's doing to himself. Anthony agrees that Colin was being a stupid fuck. Ron gets Anthony to admit that Colin sounded dumb.
After Colin leaves, Ant and Ron talk about it for a while until Ron confronts Anthony about why he didn't visit his dying mother. This was when Anthony gets defensive and calls her an empty shell.
The look on Ron's face is hilarious, he wants to laugh but he knows it's seriously insane. Anthony tries to rationalize what happened, and what would have happened if Ron wasn't there.
"That.... That's all I had. Sorry. I just, I'm upset that I didn't have anything to say, earlier, when you two were fighting. I locked up."
