Reminder: A Japanese Pearl Harbor survivor cried in Ricks arms and apologized for attacking America.

[Serious Business]

My wife's grandpa once told me he was supposed to be a kamikaze pilot when he was 13 because they were running out of people but, thankfully, the war ended before that happened. He went on to be a bank manager, spoke zero English and died in 2008. The idea Pat was just having a really cogent conversation in English with some guy who actually flew planes as a legit pilot sounds just a little unlikely.

Any tips for picking up an Asian wife?

 

[guest]

Kamikaze pilot kind of implies that he crashed and died. Was there some sort of malfunction with the plane? At the last second, what happened? Was he coming down and all of a sudden he said "Jesus, this kamikaze business might not be for me. I think maybe I'll go back to base" or something like that?

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[TorqueWheeler]

Any tips for picking up an Asian wife?
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Dan once told me I won the lottery so that's eerily close.

 

[NoBacon]

Found on kiwifarms

 

[Serious Business]

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Nice job admitting you read all the way through atalker texts then copypasta anyway, stupid.

 

[SFWA liaison]

typical elderly Asian man who doesn't speak fluent English, always so eager to strike up conversation with a random teenagers at a museum

that demographic just can't keep to themselves, so extroverted and talkative!

 

[NoBacon]

typical elderly Asian man who doesn't speak fluent English, always so eager to strike up conversation with a random teenagers at a museum

that demographic just can't keep to themselves, so extroverted and talkative!

Elderly Japanese men who fought in the war are also well known for expressing their emotions and feelings in public, and are comfortable crying in public to strangers in a different country in front of their own family.

They also don’t feel shame in any of the above, famously so.

 

[guest]

Any tips for picking up an Asian wife?
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Have a big, white penis. That’s about it.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Elderly Japanese men who fought in the war are also well known for expressing their emotions and feelings in public, and are comfortable crying in public to strangers in a different country in front of their own family.

They also don’t feel shame in any of the above, famously so.

Patrick's bizarre delusion starts making more sense once you remember his reference for old Japanese men is that faggot George Takei

Yes, he saw that WW2 veteran cry as he hugged his husband, child.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Kamikaze pilot kind of implies that he crashed and died. Was there some sort of malfunction with the plane? At the last second, what happened? Was he coming down and all of a sudden he said "Jesus, this kamikaze business might not be for me. I think maybe I'll go back to base" or something like that?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Have a big, white penis. That’s about it.

Certainly helps.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I need a drink.

To be fair, you say this at least three times a day and several times throughout a show.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Here's what really happened.

A Filipino skank named Pearl tried giving Fatrick a happy ending at the massage parlor. He couldn't complete and he started bawling.

 

[Meownaw]

That episode was hilarious.

 

[Jenna]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I visited the Freedom Tower, and a middleaged Jewish man named David Fried apologized on behalf of his people for causing 9/11?

 

[Meownaw]

Did I ever tell you guys about the time I visited the Freedom Tower, and a middleaged Jewish man named David Fried apologized on behalf of his people for causing 9/11?

Sound's far fetched as I heard he scurries like a rat at any confrontation.

 

[guest]

What are the chances that this actually happened?

Can someone post the tweet??

He’s fat.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Found Pat's Hill article where the lie first appears. Note that this Japanese airman was a bomber pilot in the Hill article but Pat can't keep up with his lies and changes it to a Zero fighter pilot.

Pearl Harbor: The day America woke up

OPINION | 75 years after Pearl Harbor, America needs another awakening.

thehill.com

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Would he say the same thing about a wermacht soldier?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

What a valor stealing boob

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

That pilot's name was Joshiro Munosama