Remember when Rick was tricked into buying a bottle of this

[HotDogJoe]

Fucking "Aged at sea".

Pretty sure he was drinking it at breakfast when he originally tweeted about this too. Fat alcoholic rube.

 

[Dog Eater]

More like aged in semen.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Knowing Pat he needs something very sweet to mix with whisky (I’m betting sour mix or soda) so all the “aged at sea” flavor he pretends to taste to lost in the sugar. That’s why he looks like shit, he’s drinking booze with heavy sugar mixers.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ew it's blended

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Knowing Pat he needs something very sweet to mix with whisky (I’m betting sour mix or soda) so all the “aged at sea” flavor he pretends to taste to lost in the sugar. That’s why he looks like shit, he’s drinking booze with heavy sugar mixers.

I don't mind drinking cheaper shit because I chase it with peach carbonated water and there's nothing about the taste of almost any liquor that I appreciate. I drink to get drunk, like Pat, so buying some connoisseur shit is just a waste because it's lost on me. It all gets you drunk.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Faggot Tomlinson's comedy hero (the guy that taught him to question everything) did a bit on advertising lingo.



Why is Rick too stupid to realise that he's everything his comedy idol mocked?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

This shit blows. I got a bottle of Voyage 24 for $80 and it was nasty. For the same price you can get a bottle of Elijah Craig or 4 Roses and actually enjoy it.

 

[PickleRickle]

I don't mind drinking cheaper shit because I chase it with peach carbonated water and there's nothing about the taste of almost any liquor that I appreciate. I drink to get drunk, like Pat, so buying some connoisseur shit is just a waste because it's lost on me. It all gets you drunk.

Anyone that doesnt look at booze like this is a fag.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Anyone that doesnt look at booze like this is a fag.

Or over the age of 30.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Anyone that doesnt look at booze like this is a fag.

The only thing I've come across that I'll spend extra money on is Innis & Gunn because it actually tastes really good. The mood really has to strike me though. I'm generally happy to just drink Olde English like a bum.

 

[MonsterSteve]

He bought it because he liked the bottle. You can really fool this pig into buying anything. I bet this dummy is first in line after a timeshare tour. Fat idiot.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He bought it because he liked the bottle. You can really fool this pig into buying anything. He’s first in line after a timeshare tour. Fat idiot.

You're probably right.

"It has a fancy cork, child."

Just like a $30 bottle of Gibson's.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Faggot Tomlinson's comedy hero (the guy that taught him to question everything) did a bit on advertising lingo.



Why is Rick too stupid to realise that he's everything his comedy idol mocked?

It’s amazing how Carlin told him to question everything yet he will 100% believe whatever his political side tells him. I remember Carlin shitting on both republicans and democrats yet he seems to think he only went after republicans. Carlin would hate everything about Pat - his laziness, his severe social media addiction, his slacktivism, and his consumerism. Carlin died before the Marvel movies took off and I could see him upset at how the “man child” has become so encouraged in society of men never growing up. “Grown men buying toys for themselves? Fuck yoooooou!”

 

[T. Booth Willy]

So it was trucked from Kentucky to some cargo ship a thousand miles away? Makes sense. Plus everyone knows the best stuff is blended. I'm surprised he didn't put his Lego typewriter in the picture with a glass of that shit next to it. Let people see what a serious writer he is.

 

[MonsterSteve]

It’s amazing how Carlin told him to question everything yet he will 100% believe whatever his political side tells him. I remember Carlin shitting on both republicans and democrats yet he seems to think he only went after republicans. Carlin would hate everything about Pat - his laziness, his severe social media addiction, his slacktivism, and his consumerism. Carlin died before the Marvel movies took off and I could see him upset at how the “man child” has become so encouraged in society of men never growing up. “Grown men buying toys for themselves? Fuck yoooooou!”

Pat only knew Carlin from Thomas the Tank engine

 

[PickleRickle]

Or over the age of 30.

Im over 30, drink rarely, but when I do its to get sauced. I dont care how it tastes, its all shit.

 

[guest]

It's probably a good idea for a genetic disaster who had to start BP meds in his late 20s to drink hard liquor. Nice fifth of Maker's a night addiction, you beetroot coloured idiot

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He bought it because he liked the bottle.

Which is extra hilarious because the bottle is graphically a mess. It looks cheap, the font choices are terrible, the use of negative space is all wrong. Of course Pat loves it, it’s awful and looks like complete shit.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

What a fucking rube. Aged at sea is like a Simpsons gag.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

It's probably a good idea for a genetic disaster who had to start BP meds in his late 20s to drink hard liquor. Nice fifth of Maker's a night addiction, you beetroot coloured idiot

Especially considering his recent tweets insisting he’s so happy. Do happy people get wasted every fucking day? Or do miserable people use any available means to avoid being present in their own lives and call that happiness? Either way, he’s pretty fat.