Reddit comments about Florida

[You Bummers]

Lotta fucking tards populate the place but stone crabs and Cuban sandwiches are on point. The beaches and hoes r cool too.

 

[Professor Rape]

Yes

Yes to what, type a lot like you normally do plz

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

How’s your knee big cat?

It's so dicked.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

It's so dicked.

I tore my Achilles. It doesn’t just heal, go in and make a Abe at the hospital thread

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My buddy went to Florida and made a Canadian rube retard fuck out of himself. He found a horseshoe crab and was carrying it around thinking it was a stingray. He said some little boy with a southern accent said it was a horseshoe crab and seemed like he barely stopped himself from calling my buddy a retard.

 

[aRTie02150]

Oh Reddit was also bitching about mosquitos. They just being frail faggots, or is that real in May?

Mosquito control in my area of Florida is great. I've never found them to be much of an issue. I'd get bitten more in summers in Boston.

 

[Professor Rape]

My buddy went to Florida and made a Canadian rube retard fuck out of himself. He found a horseshoe crab and was carrying it around thinking it was a stingray. He said some little boy with a southern accent said it was a horseshoe crab and seemed like he barely stopped himself from calling my buddy a retard.

Is that how Turk got his hand fucked up?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I tore my Achilles. It doesn’t just heal, go in and make a Abe at the hospital thread

Yeah I probably will tomorrow. I need to download angry birds or some shit.

 

[Suetonius]

Yes to what, type a lot like you normally do plz

Mosquitos are a problem but idk about for Miami. It’s more a problem in the rural areas and suburbs than the cities i’d imagine

 

[aRTie02150]

My buddy went to Florida and made a Canadian rube retard fuck out of himself. He found a horseshoe crab and was carrying it around thinking it was a stingray. He said some little boy with a southern accent said it was a horseshoe crab and seemed like he barely stopped himself from calling my buddy a retard.

Yeah what a retard. The ray would have found a way to sting you. A horse shoe crab is completely harmless and only looks scary. It can't attack anything other than krill.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Yeah I probably will tomorrow. I need to download angry birds or some shit.

I’m sure nobody there will annoy you

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah what a retard. The ray would have found a way to sting you. A horse shoe crab is completely harmless and only looks scary. It can't attack anything other than krill.

They also look nothing alike. Stingrays are cool as fuck. I chilled with a bunch in DR. They just hung out on my feet and stared into my soul with their creepily human eyes. He also went paddleboarding and apparently there were manatees in the water and he was terrified of falling in with them. I'm pretty sure they're also literally incapable of hurting you.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I’m sure nobody there will annoy you

The time I got stabbed and broke my hand I made a post about the hospital visit. I full on punched a brick wall. The fucking male nurse tried to give me a lesson on how to throw a proper punch and I was just like "Yeah, thanks, nurse." I was a hockey goon for like 15 years, if you punch a brick wall, you break your fucking hand.

 

[aRTie02150]

They also look nothing alike. Stingrays are cool as fuck. I chilled with a bunch in DR. They just hung out on my feet and stared into my soul with their creepily human eyes. He also went paddleboarding and apparently there were manatees in the water and he was terrified of falling in with them. I'm pretty sure they're also literally incapable of hurting you.

Correct. If he had fallen in with the manatee they would have just slowly swam over to see him up close. They're just like a cow. They're not all that intelligent and get hit by boat propellers all the time.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

They also look nothing alike. Stingrays are cool as fuck. I chilled with a bunch in DR. They just hung out on my feet and stared into my soul with their creepily human eyes. He also went paddleboarding and apparently there were manatees in the water and he was terrified of falling in with them. I'm pretty sure they're also literally incapable of hurting you.

I catch them here like 5 min from my house in Calif. hate them fucks. Sting rays that is sniff

 

[Professor Rape]

Every Reddit thread I find about going swimming in the beach, they say to make sure your sunblock doesn't harm the coral and sea life

Like, every thread people will mention it, threads years apart

Is this a common thing people are aware about in Florida, or is that definitely Redditors being fags

 

[captain_kamala]

Every Reddit thread I find about going swimming in the beach, they say to make sure your sunblock doesn't harm the coral and sea life

Like, every thread people will mention it, threads years apart

Is this a common thing people are aware about in Florida, or is that definitely Redditors being fags

Get off of reddit lol
Nobody gives a fuck about that.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Every Reddit thread I find about going swimming in the beach, they say to make sure your sunblock doesn't harm the coral and sea life

Like, every thread people will mention it, threads years apart

Is this a common thing people are aware about in Florida, or is that definitely Redditors being fags

Only if you want tv settings on your new tv ignore Reddit.

 

[Professor Rape]

If I'm a shredded (muscles, abs) white guy walking shirtless in Florida, will Cuban and black chicks be like "mm damn boy!" ??

 

[aRTie02150]

If I'm a shredded (muscles, abs) white guy walking shirtless in Florida, will Cuban and black chicks be like "mm damn boy!" ??

Probably not. Everyone is shirtless