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Reddit comments about Florida

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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I’m not even exaggerating when I say that I could easily see Brother Joe living in some beach town like Melbourne and “gigging” every night by the beach. He’d fit right in.
I don't go to those places but I hear them and one day the guy was like yeah we have this band Monday, whatever band Tuesday and I was shocked they were different bands. They play the same music and sound the same.
 

Professor Rape

Learning where local water spring is
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How fucked is Florida in May? Do chicks still walk around half naked? Is it unbearably hot? Or is it good compared to June.
 

Professor Rape

Learning where local water spring is
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It doesn't really get that hot here. Barely above 90. Everywhere else I've lived gets a few over 100 days a year

Yeah the chicks are barely dressed but the dudes too. And barefoot.
Okay awesome. Yeah fags on Reddit are once again complaining how hot it is in may. But they say stupid shit like San Fransisco is a great place to visit.
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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It doesn't really get that hot here. Barely above 90. Everywhere else I've lived gets a few over 100 days a year
Are you smoking crack?! Sure it’s barely above 90 but the humidity is almost always above 70%, sometimes 80%. The air is wet and damp and you sweat immediately
 

Professor Rape

Learning where local water spring is
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I figured no spring break fags, no summer break fags, not overly hot. It should be good?
 

Jen_Tomlinson

Everyone’s alt
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Pensacola for sand and white people. Miami for Cubans and Canadians. Ft. Lauderdale is nice as is the keys and some parts of southwest Florida. Just fawkin go
 
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