Real Ass Dude of the Day

[Torque’sHeadBump]

This guy had 15 minutes of fame over in the UK because a couple of his youtube videos went viral and he's a relentlessly cheerful Yorkshireman despite the fact that his wife died quite recently and he's a single father. He's clearly not a picky eater but I think he said that one was the worst place he ever ate. It looks like the shitheads deep fried a raw burger.

Yeah he seems like a cool dude I kinda jumped the gun on him. I’d enjoy eating takeaway and drinking a few cans of lager with this chap.

About his wife: Th…That’s terrible, I’m sorry.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Haha am I a boomer if I'm 39?

 

[guest]

[BOC][/BOC]

I'm a couple of years younger than Fat but would never describe myself as a millennial. I'll take boomer over that, especially considering I'd be in good company with @covidcumia. Since his appearance on the podcast I laugh every time I remember him describing his future trip to Hooligans. Legend

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I'm a couple of years younger than Fat but would never describe myself as a millennial. I'll take boomer over that, especially considering I'd be in good company with @covidcumia. Since his appearance on the podcast I laugh every time I remember him describing his future trip to Hooligans. Legend

Meant it as a compliment, sir. I’m quite a bit younger than Fat so I guess what I’m saying is I look up to you. Lived in the UK for a few years and it was pretty cool sometimes. It got me to appreciate a nice hairy box, that’s for sure.

 

[guest]

“No, my wife is not a homonym, atalker.”

Shes a homo nympho. A nympho for fart.

 

[Meownaw]

“No, my wife is not a homonym, atalker.”

Patrick what's a synonym?
A bun
What's a homonym
A gay nym
Looshen up people

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Patrick what's a synonym?
A bun
What's a homonym
A gay nym
Looshen up people

I went to Ashwitz on my honeymoon, schchcschild

 

[Meownaw]

I went to Ashwitz on my honeymoon, schchcschild

Want to buy a wooden door?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Want to buy a wooden door?

The ovens are after me, and I’m dodgin’ em

 

[Meownaw]

The ovens are after me, and I’m dodgin’ em

The best part of dating a Jew is you can drop them anywhere like the ashtray. Loosen up people. I ain't like the rabbis I eat the non kosher meat.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

I went to Ashwitz on my honeymoon, schchcschild

I wish Rich would have taken a trip to Auschwitz, in 1943. Although even know I can only imagine how funny Rich's infinite retardation would be if he went there now.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Same here. Faggots know no borders.
But what's up with the fried Mars bars? Is that something in Britain?

leave it, the fawk, alone, i've honestly never seen it but we do fry everything (it's terrible for you, but a deep-fried pizza slaps, as does irn-bru little pumpkin)

 

[TorqueWheeler]

If you Google "the Glasgow effect" I'm sure you'll be able to hazard a decent guess as to how much longer the Robinson family will have to suffer Fatrick's antics.

That was a cheery read.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Never call a Scot "scotch".

Totally unrelated but I just remember that guy calling the Jimmy dean complaint line describing his wife as a "plump scotch girl" and loffed

 

[Chive Turkey]

The fact that these fog nigs have the nerve to call Americans fat / criticize American food is insane.

I'll be an honest motherfucker and say that traditional Brit cuisine is actually pretty good. The problem is that the food culture stinks and the average person eats like shit or worse, they overcompensate in the other direction and turn into utter fags.

Same applies to Americans as well, to be honest. The land is so fucking rich it has the potential to blow French and Italian produce clean out of the water, but most of it has been Monsanto'ed to create slop for Tomlinsons.

 

[DominusOdium]

Kudos, William, for not backing down in the face of a mostly illiterate "author" using *his* giant platform to drag you. Few things are better than when a stranger points out our pig's idiocy as if he were one of the rascals. Wait until he finds out that Rick's (former) editor is, in fact, dyslexic... I wonder if Pat blocked him? https://twitter.com/whnlaws/status/1509740669698719744?s=20&t=yBP34458wcXQ8g1zqNKIRg

We created the Opie and Anthony subreddit to discuss the show, but it's gone much, much farther than that. It tore a hole in our radio universe, a gateway to another, science fiction dimension. A dimension of pure faggotry. Pure pedophilia. Pure... evil. When we crossed over, it was just a subreddit. But when Quasi brought us here... It was alive! Look at her, William. Isn't it beautiful?

Come join us, William. You know nothing. Stealthygeek is only a Twitter handle. The reality is much, much funnier. Let us show you!

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

I'll be an honest motherfucker and say that traditional Brit cuisine is actually pretty good. The problem is that the food culture stinks and the average person eats like shit or worse, they overcompensate in the other direction and turn into utter fags.

Same applies to Americans as well, to be honest. The land is so fucking rich it has the potential to blow French and Italian produce clean out of the water, but most of it has been Monsanto'ed to create slop for Tomlinsons.

Britain doesn't really have many classic dishes, which is why you'll see French, Chinese and Italian restaurants over the world but not British.

However, there are some great basic products. Scottish smoked salmon, Cheddar Cheese, Guernsey milk, cottage loaf etc.