Real Ass Dude of the Day

[garbageman2244]

Kudos, William, for not backing down in the face of a mostly illiterate "author" using *his* giant platform to drag you. Few things are better than when a stranger points out our pig's idiocy as if he were one of the rascals. Wait until he finds out that Rick's (former) editor is, in fact, dyslexic... I wonder if Pat blocked him? https://twitter.com/whnlaws/status/1509740669698719744?s=20&t=yBP34458wcXQ8g1zqNKIRg

 

[guest]

William is clearly anti-Brexit and a Scottish nationalist. Even the people Fat panders to hate him.

 

[Opesterino]

Seems like an upstanding gentleman to me.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

William is clearly anti-Brexit and a Scottish nationalist. Even the people Fat panders to hate him.

He probably eats fried Mars bars and those white deep fried sausages but I’ll give him a pass.

 

[guest]

He probably eats fried Mars bars and those white deep fried sausages but I’ll give him a pass.

He looks more like a bowl of muesli while reading the Guardian type to me but he gets a pass for patronising the pig.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He looks more like a bowl of muesli while reading the Guardian to me but he gets a pass for patronising the pig.

Muesli is good in my book. Guardian? He’s a fag, but any pig hater is aight with me

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Make a mistake.
Deny you made a mistake.
Accuse someone of being a pedant for pointing out that you are denying making a mistake.

The only thing left for Pig to do is wait a week or two and then do the exact same fucking thing he's big mad at others for doing to him.

 

[guest]

Muesli is good in my book. Guardian? He’s a fag, but any pig hater is aight with me

Yeah I don't mind muesli, it's just a stereotype over here that Guardian readers eat muesli and wear birkenstock sandals i.e. hippy faggots

 

[guest]

What are the odds Fat uses the word "homonym" in the near future?

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

...over here that Guardian readers eat muesli and wear birkenstock sandals i.e. hippy faggots

Same here. Faggots know no borders.
But what's up with the fried Mars bars? Is that something in Britain?

 

[guest]

Same here. Faggots know no borders.
But what's up with the fried Mars bars? Is that something in Britain?

It's apparently a thing in Scotland but I don't know how popular they really are. They love their deep fried food though, they deep fry slices of pizza, burger patties, anything it seems. Even this guy can't handle it
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Maybe the most disgusting thing I've seen in a while

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

It's apparently a thing in Scotland but I don't know how popular they really are. They love their deep fried food though, they deep fry slices of pizza, burger patties, anything it seems. Even this guy can't handle it

Maybe the most disgusting thing I've seen in a while

Never tried Iron Bru, that shit looks toxic. @guest you ever had it?

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

It's apparently a thing in Scotland but I don't know how popular they really are. They love their deep fried food though, they deep fry slices of pizza, burger patties, anything it seems. Even this guy can't handle it

Maybe the most disgusting thing I've seen in a while

Unpopular opinion, but if the quality of the food were higher that would actually be okay. The "burger" doesn't even look like mince, it looks like corned beef. It's fucking fried dog food at that point. Swap out the fried pizza for potato fritters and this would be A-grade white trash.

What's with the Scots and orange drink, though? They're obsessed.

 

[guest]

Never tried Iron Bru, that shit looks toxic. @McGowan6 you ever had it?

Yeah, it's not bad tbf. Sort of tastes like Mountain Dew. Kind of thing you might drink once every two years to ease a hangover, not every day by the gallon causing you to start taking BP medication in your late 20s.

 

[guest]

Unpopular opinion, but if the quality of the food were higher that would actually be okay. The "burger" doesn't even look like mince, it looks like corned beef. It's fucking fried dog food at that point. Swap out the fried pizza for potato fritters and this would be A-grade white trash.

What's with the Scots and orange drink, though? They're obsessed.

I like how the old Scot serving calls the Irn Bru "juice."

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Yeah, it's not bad tbf. Sort of tastes like Mountain Dew. Kind of thing you might drink once every two years to ease a hangover, not every day by the gallon causing you to start taking BP medication in your late 20s.

Who are you talking about, some kind of fat faggot with bitch tits?

 

[guest]

Unpopular opinion, but if the quality of the food were higher that would actually be okay. The "burger" doesn't even look like mince, it looks like corned beef. It's fucking fried dog food at that point. Swap out the fried pizza for potato fritters and this would be A-grade white trash.

What's with the Scots and orange drink, though? They're obsessed.

Interesting point about it being whisky tango food. Aren't most American white trash of Scots-Irish heritage, especially down south? Maybe it's in the genes

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Interesting point about it being whisky tango food. Aren't most American white trash of Scots-Irish heritage, especially down south? Maybe it's in the genes

Yeah all those fuckers fry the shit out of everything too. They also say their ketchup etc. is way more sugary. Where I'm from the fried sausage with batter on a stick is a big thing at festivals.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

not every day by the gallon causing you to start taking BP medication in your late 20s.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

What are the odds Fat uses the word "homonym" in the near future?

“No, my wife is not a homonym, stlaker.”