Pussy slayer Pat awkwardly talks to women.

[stealthygeek]

EDIT: Do we know who/where this is? What's the story here

It's Brother Kyle's ex, Rona, of "I cahhhhled da cahhhps" fame

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

"Hurry up and take the picture before this greasy faggot looks down my shirt."

Seriously, he swooped in so fast (to try to make it look like anything but what it is), the words on his shirt are blurry. Ahaha.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

It's Brother Kyle's ex, Rona, of "I cahhhhled da cahhhps" fame

Wha? I don't recognize the name or the anecdote (though I know who Kyle is).

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Wha? I don't recognize the name or the anecdote (though I know who Kyle is).

Ronamarie is Kyles ex wife, Fattys ex sister in law. Some rascal may have called her and recorded it and she has the worst Wiscahnsin accent ever. She said was “cahlin da cahpppps!” (Calling the cops if you don’t speak rube).

 

[stealthygeek]

Wha? I don't recognize the name or the anecdote (though I know who Kyle is).

You've seen her pic before, she just has dark hair and thick brimmed glasses frames so she looks completely different. Dont have the receipts on the call but her voice is a ringer for the mom on Bobby's World.

 

[guest]

It's Brother Kyle's ex, Rona, of "I cahhhhled da cahhhps" fame

As a professed Rona scholar, I don't see the resemblance.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

She’s on an all Dyke roller derby team. Heard she played “Jammer” in her and Kyles relationship.

the split in her chin is off putting.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

As a professed Rona scholar, I don't see the resemblance.

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You may have a point Brotherman. Blondie doesent have a split in her chin. May be a relative of Ade’s.

 

[stealthygeek]

As a professed Rona scholar, I don't see the resemblance.

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It was the one squinty eye that they both have that originally convinced me but you may be right. Perhaps my delusions are intensifying because I could've sworn he mentioned his brother in the original tweet.. he doesn't but there's some minor ribs to be had:

 

[A House Nigger]

I bet their panties were soaked for the rest of the day after this erotic encounter with lispy Old Testament Sex God Pat.

“These two ladiesssss from Guinnesssssss with thisssss devicccceeeee which isssssss printing my faccccceee on top of thisssss Guinessssss

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

“I LiKe BoYs My OwN aGe!

Yeah? Good for you, honey. Good…”

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That's the thing that burns guys like Jim and ant. They think they can get a girl in her 29s just by being rich but they can't. And the ones they could are lower tier or just looking to fleece them

 

[alkiefuck2]

Guaranteed he mentioned his “twitter following” in an attempt to impress them.

haha, thanks for that gals! my 40k plus followers will have a thing or two to say!
*they sheepishly smile whilst looking for other fats to rinse*

h-ha, i said my 40k plus followers will love this!

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Somehow he still looks completely retarded even in the Guinness.

It’s so clear why he’s only fucked two people when you hear him talk to normal looking women. Even if he wasn’t a fat, ugly cunt he sounds queer as fuck and devoid of charisma or charm. He’d probably be a good gay friend women use to bitch about their men to except he’s too boring.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I would pay good money to witness that. A pog collection is more impressive than twitter followers

Now I kind of want to make a collection of Pat pogs.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Same energy as that old photo where young Patrick is on the couch with a blonde and she has that nervous laughter face that girls get when they’re dealing with an awkward buffoon

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I bet he heard all about what an asshole her boyfriend was that night.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

“Gym Rat” Pat is my least favorite thing I’ve seen on here.

 

[guest]

It was the one squinty eye that they both have that originally convinced me but you may be right. Perhaps my delusions are intensifying because I could've sworn he mentioned his brother in the original tweet.. he doesn't but there's some minor ribs to be had:

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Look at his massive forehead even then. No wonder he says his hairline hasn't moved in 20 years, he had a fivehead even back then.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

It was the one squinty eye that they both have that originally convinced me but you may be right. Perhaps my delusions are intensifying because I could've sworn he mentioned his brother in the original tweet.. he doesn't but there's some minor ribs to be had:

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Tomlinson Technicality. He doesn't miss the scrawny arms because he's never been without them.

His foam face might be less lumpy than his real face.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

Same energy as that old photo where young Patrick is on the couch with a blonde and she has that nervous laughter face that girls get when they’re dealing with an awkward buffoon

Edit: Found it

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What I hate most about this pic..
Not his giant fivehead, or creepy ear, or the I just sniffed your dirty panties smile, but his soft fat little thumb holding the picture really grinds my gears.

What do you know, does pig tits bite his nails too?

I wish we could see the second pic pig is holding. Are those the end of jeans and a creepy foot pic? Would explain all his creep shots he takes of strangers on the gibs and Nicole Robinsons mother's funded vacations.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Hahaha oh sheesh. Her body language says it all: not returning his affectionate lean, blocking him with a hotdog, and lifting her leg away from him so that her thighs slightly shield her lady parts. And look at her other hand, all stiff and weird. Like she doesn’t know what to do with it in this unwanted situation.

She looks panicked.

wrong, child. Her basement was so flooded she had to shift her body around, after that I buried myself in her strange on that couch while everyone else stood around chanting my name.