Pussy slayer Pat awkwardly talks to women.

[guest]

God damn dude. A 50% hit rate is pretty good. Nice going

Bear in mind I was going out maybe one weekend a month in my 20s, I had cash, wasn't bad looking and English girls are easy.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I feel so bad for those two ladies. You know goddamned well they were marketing majors in college, and this was the best job they could land out of school. And then to have to deal with that bloated faggot.

Does death absolve student loans? I would have considered suicide at that point.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Guaranteed he mentioned his “twitter following” in an attempt to impress them.

 

[fusciasomething]

Guaranteed he mentioned his “twitter following” in an attempt to impress them.

I would pay good money to witness that. A pog collection is more impressive than twitter followers

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

it’s also just a way for creepy faggots like Patrick to film an attractive woman, which they instantly suss out. It’s either for him to beat off to later or for him to post so he can pretend he’s surrounded by babes, and both motives are transparent

This. He doesn't even have a payoff or anything slighly witty to say during the whole video. Without question, this is the case and these two women (who are simply trying to do their job) definitely know instantly to get away from him as fast as possible.

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Pat sounds a bit light in the loafers.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

After bartending my way through college in both New Orleans and Pittsburgh, you quit noticing the “beer ad girls” the local distributors send out to market weird shit at your bar. They all look the same. 5’5” blonde, skinny as a broom stick and pretending to be nice to every fat dolt who comes over to lay game and try to score whatever gimmick they’re there to push. If I had tits I would do the gig, I’ve seen them fleece many neckbeards and even Chads for hundreds of dollars for really 3-5 hours of work. Btw half of them ask to hide behind your bar so they have a daiquiri or whatever and text their bf or boss and brag about the cash they’re fleecing dummies for.

They’d usually give the bartenders some swag too and one from Anheuser Busch was genuinely nice and split some tips to me and my bar back. She also gave me a set of Michelob Light PGA Tour pint glasses.

 

[guest]

I bet their panties were soaked for the rest of the day after this erotic encounter with lispy Old Testament Sex God Pat.

Their basements were flooded, child.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Their basements were flooded, child.

It was like Katrina all over again. The levees broke, child. I was swimming in Guiness marketing skank juices.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Same energy as that old photo where young Patrick is on the couch with a blonde and she has that nervous laughter face that girls get when they’re dealing with an awkward buffoon

Edit: Found it

 

[SFWA liaison]

I guaranteed you he mentioned his twitter followers before starting recording

 

[Guinness525]

Same energy as that old photo where young Patrick is on the couch with a blonde and she has that nervous laughter face that girls get when they’re dealing with an awkward buffoon

Edit: Found it

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Hahaha oh sheesh. Her body language says it all: not returning his affectionate lean, blocking him with a hotdog, and lifting her leg away from him so that her thighs slightly shield her lady parts. And look at her other hand, all stiff and weird. Like she doesn’t know what to do with it in this unwanted situation.

She looks panicked.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

This is the most awkward gift he's ever given us and I struggle to make it through to the end. What a fucking loser.

 

[Stent]

You plain Jane bitchesssss! I wassss nicccce to you!

 

[Guinness525]

You plain Jane bitchesssss! I wassss nicccce to you!

“I LiKe BoYs My OwN aGe!

Yeah? Good for you, honey. Good…”

 

[wbgreen]

I think he had a bit of disappointing realization when he saw how fat and ugly his foam silhouette looked.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

Same energy as that old photo where young Patrick is on the couch with a blonde and she has that nervous laughter face that girls get when they’re dealing with an awkward buffoon

Edit: Found it

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God, that leg lift says it all. She was trying to be polite but also ready to shove him off in about another half a second.

I bet the instant he got off her she pulled her jacket closed in front, too. What a fucking creep.

EDIT: Do we know who/where this is? What's the story here?

 

[guest]

Same energy as that old photo where young Patrick is on the couch with a blonde and she has that nervous laughter face that girls get when they’re dealing with an awkward buffoon

Edit: Found it

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"Hurry up and take the picture before this greasy faggot looks down my shirt."

 

[Guinness525]

"Hurry up and take the picture before this greasy faggot looks down my shirt."

And look at how messy his plate is. The closer he leans on her, the more at risk she is of getting his leftovers right on her lap.

What a slob!