Pussy slayer Pat awkwardly talks to women.

[Rabbi Krinsky]

I bet their panties were soaked for the rest of the day after this erotic encounter with lispy Old Testament Sex God Pat.

 

[DominusOdium]

They'd need a keg's worth to print it these days, you fat turd.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

I'll lisp and lisp and blow your cock down, atalker

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

He's such a fat queer.

 

[guest]

As someone who used to enjoy chasing silly strumpets like this (and had roughly a 50% hit rate) it's hilarious how he's doing just everything wrong.

He sounds super gay, not just his tone but he's just talking about himself and has no assertive energy whatsoever. And he's filming it. That immediately would piss them off. Does he think they want to be walking around shitty Midwestern bars trying to flog Guinness to losers? They dreamed of being princesses when they were little girls. Not leered at by some effeminate drunk. He doesn't even have the confidence to ask their names. Most guys work out in their teens that a lot of women's favourite topic of conversation is themselves.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

"that ith CLEARLY me" my fuckin drunk queen detector is going crazy, this guy is off the charts!

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Guinesssss have thisssss deviceee

Fruit

 

[Udders]

As someone who used to enjoy chasing silly strumpets like this (and had roughly a 50% hit rate) it's hilarious how he's doing just everything wrong.

He sounds super gay, not just his tone but he's just talking about himself and has no assertive energy whatsoever. And he's filming it. That immediately would piss them off. Does he think they want to be walking around shitty Midwestern bars trying to flog Guinness to losers? They dreamed of being princesses when they were little girls. Not leered at by some effeminate drunk. He doesn't even have the confidence to ask their names. Most guys work out in their teens that a lot of women's favourite topic of conversation is themselves.

That's a great point. You can get extremely far with women just asking them questions and tossing in a joke here or there without saying a word about yourself.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

I live literally down the road from Guiness at St James Gate...I can smell when they roast the hops...ive a relative who works there.... Ugggh.. Having this fat faggot's face on Guiness is a crying shame....
Also try the yellow label Export Guiness... Way better.
I would love to wonder what those two promo girls thought of his Piggy fat face smugly grinning and then the filming... He wants people to think he is a smooth player but you can see the strained smiles they paint on.

 

[guest]

That's a great point. You can get extremely far with women just asking them questions and tossing in a joke here or there without saying a word about yourself.

Exactly. You become more unattractive to women the more you talk about yourself, even if you're good-looking. It's unmasculine.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

As someone who used to enjoy chasing silly strumpets like this (and had roughly a 50% hit rate) it's hilarious how he's doing just everything wrong.

He sounds super gay, not just his tone but he's just talking about himself and has no assertive energy whatsoever. And he's filming it. That immediately would piss them off. Does he think they want to be walking around shitty Midwestern bars trying to flog Guinness to losers? They dreamed of being princesses when they were little girls. Not leered at by some effeminate drunk. He doesn't even have the confidence to ask their names. Most guys work out in their teens that a lot of women's favourite topic of conversation is themselves.

Speaking the gospel here mate 100% it's painful to see him and know what he thinks vs reality... Painful... But i want to always see more

 

[guest]

God, he is such a lisping, obnoxious faggot.

 

[Harry Powell]

As someone who used to enjoy chasing silly strumpets like this (and had roughly a 50% hit rate) it's hilarious how he's doing just everything wrong.

He sounds super gay, not just his tone but he's just talking about himself and has no assertive energy whatsoever. And he's filming it. That immediately would piss them off. Does he think they want to be walking around shitty Midwestern bars trying to flog Guinness to losers? They dreamed of being princesses when they were little girls. Not leered at by some effeminate drunk. He doesn't even have the confidence to ask their names. Most guys work out in their teens that a lot of women's favourite topic of conversation is themselves.

it’s also just a way for creepy faggots like Patrick to film an attractive woman, which they instantly suss out. It’s either for him to beat off to later or for him to post so he can pretend he’s surrounded by babes, and both motives are transparent

 

[DanFielding]

He’s such a disgusting, fat, creep. These poor women are trying to do their jobs and have to deal with this blob perving on them. Whatever they get paid isn’t enough.

 

[Guinness525]

“That’s very… ssspecific advertising.”

Witty one. Fat cunt.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I bet their panties were soaked for the rest of the day after this erotic encounter with lispy Old Testament Sex God Pat.

Tapped out in six seconds. I hate that lisping welfare queen, spending public money on beer and toys. What an asshole.

 

[NikkisCrustyGusset]

it’s also just a way for creepy faggots like Patrick to film an attractive woman, which they instantly suss out. It’s either for him to beat off to later or for him to post so he can pretend he’s surrounded by babes, and both motives are transparent

Speaking nothing but the truth here mate...
You just know he said 'I'm going to film you because I'm a big deal online'

And after he was most like 'so you'll be here again... Maybe I better mess up the Guiness machine so they send you guys out again'....
Or something as faggy as that

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

Hmmm deliciousss. Ssso after I finish thisss Guinnesss how about you two ladiesss come back to my hotel room. I think you will enjoy what happensss necksssst.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

As someone who used to enjoy chasing silly strumpets like this (and had roughly a 50% hit rate) it's hilarious how he's doing just everything wrong.

He sounds super gay, not just his tone but he's just talking about himself and has no assertive energy whatsoever. And he's filming it. That immediately would piss them off. Does he think they want to be walking around shitty Midwestern bars trying to flog Guinness to losers? They dreamed of being princesses when they were little girls. Not leered at by some effeminate drunk. He doesn't even have the confidence to ask their names. Most guys work out in their teens that a lot of women's favourite topic of conversation is themselves.

After Niki divorces him I would love to see Fatso get involved in the pickup artist community, strutting around with a big fuzzy hat and a gay nickname like "Chicharrone"

"Watch me open this two-set at a bar using Day Game, folks"

"Hey ladies. You know, we're told the number of stars..."

 

[guest]

As someone who used to enjoy chasing silly strumpets like this (and had roughly a 50% hit rate) it's hilarious how he's doing just everything wrong.

He sounds super gay, not just his tone but he's just talking about himself and has no assertive energy whatsoever. And he's filming it. That immediately would piss them off. Does he think they want to be walking around shitty Midwestern bars trying to flog Guinness to losers? They dreamed of being princesses when they were little girls. Not leered at by some effeminate drunk. He doesn't even have the confidence to ask their names. Most guys work out in their teens that a lot of women's favourite topic of conversation is themselves.

God damn dude. A 50% hit rate is pretty good. Nice going