Post lift Tacos

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

 

[guest]

Jesus Christ, he can't even take a "before" picture of the food. He had to inhale a taco and then take a picture. Also a shitty post-workout meal, especially for a fat fuck like him.

Edit: He'll probably also have 4-5 "post lift beers". No wonder he looks like shit.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Yup. When I entered this thread I figured it'd be a Fatrick tweet, and i bet to myself that it'd be more retarded than i can imagine

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

He has his dumb computer at the bar, because of course he does. I hope he chokes to death on that poor excuse for a meal.

 

[guest]

Hahaha need the protein.

Oh pig you're a riot.

 

[guest]

Hahaha need the protein.

Oh pig you're a riot.

It's why he eats cum.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

His whole fitness thing is like Tommy Callahan's "do you know where the weight room is?" routine from Tommy Boy. No one but the gullible losers who follow him on Twitter would buy that he sets foot in a gym.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

It's why he eats cum.

His over the road trucker dad must have done a lot of workouts.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

The last thing I do is grill a top sirloin if I need protein. Fast food quality tacos all the way, child.

 

[potatopeeler63]

Is that a remote on his laptop? Do the faggot bartenders give him tv powers?

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

It's why he eats cum.

Wrong as always, atalker.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

This is so embarrassing I thought it was an imposter child. How much protein do you figure is in one of those tacos, Pat? 7g maybe? What are the macros? Clearly this is the optimal choice over grilled chicken, eggs, steak, or even just a protein shake. You fucking clueless, fat mess.

 

[BillKlacks]

Wow. Tacos. Amazing. Thanks for sharing that with the world you fat effeminate prick.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Jesus Christ, he can't even take a "before" picture of the food. He had to inhale a taco and then take a picture. Also a shitty post-workout meal, especially for a fat fuck like him.

Edit: He'll probably also have 4-5 "post lift beers". No wonder he looks like shit.

That is what is left, he lifted the other four into his taco hole

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Is that a remote on his laptop? Do the faggot bartenders give him tv powers?

That should the mouse for the laptop

 

[CumiaPoodle]

I live in a place littered with Salvadorians. Idk wtf that is but it’s not a fuckijg taco. I just finished eating a taco. Wasn’t microwaved Tyson chicken with diced tomatoes and a hand full of iceberg lettuce.

 

[Snake]

This cocksucker should be on a 1,200 calorie a day diet. This is half of that, at least.

I can just see him when he's done, after he sucks the grease off his piggy fingers, he pinches napkins to "clean" them and just lets them fall on the floor and leaves.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

This is some real womanly behavior. This is like when a fat chick does a half-assed workout and tells herself "you know what? I worked hard today and I earned that doughnut".

Except turbotits here didn't even actually workout. He's just pretending for twitter points.

Clutch your chest and hit the deck tonight you fat faggot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Not a whole lot of protein in those. What a lame excuse to eat bar food.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Is that a remote on his laptop? Do the faggot bartenders give him tv powers?

It's Tuesday night. Only people traveling for work and the biggest losers on earth are in the bar, so they may as well give The Oinkster the remote.