Post 1 thing that made you think, oh shit Pat may be legitimately retarded.

[Brooke Shields]

Only 7 pages of reasons, not bad Pat, definitely not retarded

Trump Derangement Syndrome should be recorded in medical books. It may not cause insanity per se, but it certainly awakens latent insanity for people like Rick who can then project all their worldly grievances onto a single individual.

TDS might help open up schizophrenia like too much weed or acid.

Plenty of people with TDS can still act normal in real life and online & are cognizant enough to see Trump almost be assassinated and think "I mean I wouldn't mind if he dies naturally but this is not good."
Then you have the extreme TDS people who publicly with their real names wish that the shooter didn't miss, or more retardedly come up with stupid theory after stupid theory about how it was fake/staged, Trump's ear is fine, the shooter died but was in on it.

Normal conspiracies you read about online you can see people bring up strange things that make you question what is happening but not a full concise picture, with these Jackie/Fatrick types with TDS schizophrenia they just throw shit on the wall and forget about it an hour later

 

[FatPatsBaps]

This thread could've been titled 'Pat's greatest (s)hits'

 

[FatPatsBaps]

To me the biggest thing that makes Pat a retard is he's a fantasist.

It's already been mentioned numerous times in this thread that he habitually lies, but it really can't be overstated just outrageous his lies are.

Truthfully, throughout the day we all hide away in our own heads, imagining living a different life, one more successful or dramatic. We tend to think of a world that's better or worse than it actually is. But there's something that pulls us back into reality, usually in the form relationships or responsibility for others.

Rick has none of these things, so he permanently hides away in his head where he can be the stealthygeek. Which of course naturally spilt over onto Twitter: a social media site like all the others where users lie about their lives and how they're better (or worse) than they actually are, while using the update status as a kind of digital journal where "friends" can validate their poorly constructed shittakes. Pat's inability to form healthy relationships has caused a social media addiction that feeds back into his narcissism and hinders any potential (albeit, imo, small) prospect of genuine self-improvement of getting his life back on track.

And he's fat.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The Norm joke. It’s pretty obvious Pat didn’t find Norm funny because he wasn’t intelligent enough to get Norms jokes. Which is kind of hilarious because Norm was the king of the obvious punchline and did it with a great deadpan.

You could feel real annoyance in that tweet. Like Pat just didn’t get why anyone would like Norm. Because he doesent have the intelligence to process Norms set up.

 

[CruisinColin]

This tread has been a PFG trip down memory lane.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It wasnt the apples as much as seeing him ignore good advice.

 

[Udders]

It wasnt the apples as much as seeing him ignore good advice.


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Is it that fucking hard to spread the cinnamon or brown sugar or whatever around evenly? He just slops it on haphazardly like the low effort mong he is in every other aspect of life.

 

[AliceWorquer]

That's the one. The only thing more retarded than posting this is leaving it up for 8 years and claiming to have been doxed dozens of times. You got doxed once, faggot, and it was by your own fat hand.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

You guys hit most of the greats already. What about when he told someone they hadnt earned the right to call him Pat. Its PATRICK, child. That was pretty retarded.

Even just making sure everyone knows he hates being called Pat or Rick is retarded.

 

[RoTheHo69]

He responded on multiple occasions to a reddit bot that just followed him around and picked a random inflammatory comment.
Whenever I did it to random reddit fags I was banned in minutes so he could have just reported it.

 

[RickReternal]

I’ve got a new one!

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I think this one really conveys the sped-like qualities. He really looks like a fat retard in these pictures

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Said it before and I will say it again. Purple spandex bitch would get it.

 

[EraGodless]

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Wow! Homemade tuna salad! How did he manage that? He's truly retarded.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The Blappy story is hilarious too. Pat somehow didn’t narcissistically interject how he would beat Blappy to a pulp after Blappy called him out for being a Mong. Rare time Pat didn’t “correct the record, child” to make himself look good.

 

[NigelCumia]

I forgot about his food pictures. His cooking is clearly the work of a retard.

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It isn't authentic Moroccan cuisine without wonder bread.

Fucking rube.

He cut a lemon slice just for the twitter pic

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

That's the one. The only thing more retarded than posting this is leaving it up for 8 years and claiming to have been doxed dozens of times. You got doxed once, faggot, and it was by your own fat hand.

Don’t forget how he addressed the letter - he thinks the bigger address should be the return and not the address of where it’s going.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think he also said somewhere he broke the arm of highschool bully or something?

He said a bully broke his arm but Pat managed to put the kid in the emergency room. It's another good way you can tell someone hasn't been in many fights. He thinks every fight results in something devastating like a limb getting snapped or someone needing reconstructive surgery because a third grader mutilated their face with their bare fists. Most fights are just two assholes flailing at eachother for 90 seconds and then one goes "you done?" If the "you done?" guy then just broke the done guy's arm for no fucking reason everyone would be like "what the hell is wrong with you, you psychotic fuck?"

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

The Japanese fighter pilot one is equally as ridiculous. Some 80 year old Jap is really going to seek forgiveness from a random 18 year old who happens to be at a WW2 monument and then stays pen pals with him for years. Also apparently this old man had dragged generations of his family along with him so they "never forget".

Pat's brain is fascinatingly retarded.

Patrick viscerally hates his fellow Americans that disagree with him politically and calls for their lives to be ruined/ended. Yet he made pals with a gook that literally bombed America because he said me so solly.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yep this is the one. If I remember the lore correctly this was on his birthday too. To me this is the perfect Pat picture. Mama Raven looking at him all proud like you would a retarded kid that managed not to shit his bed while his wife looks on thinking I can't believe this where my life choices led me. No wonder she needs to be pulled up and drunk all the time.

He's also said that this "model" took him seven years to complete. It's one solid piece. All he did was paint the fucking thing. Pretty sure that was his excuse to carry his favorite dinosaur toy around with him like a little boy for seven years.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Most fights are just two assholes flailing at eachother for 90 seconds and then one goes "you done?"

There's nothing like being the you done?ster