Possibly the most irritating trait all women share

[Guest]

They never feel the tension on the thing they’re opening/closing/turning/pulling/pushing and apply just the right amount of force. They mindlessly do it quickly with full force and when it breaks they immediately find reasons it’s not their fault, and however many times this happens they never adjust their actions and continue doing it.

 

[alkiefuck2]

Nice r/mildlinglyinfurating post, faggot.
Here's a real one: "lol, that's tiny, are you a virgin or something?"

 

[quasi101]

stop dating trannies this isn't a real problem

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Most irritating thing about women is they don't have penises. (Well maybe now they do)

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

I was not expecting "they constantly under-estimate their own strength and break shit"

 

[Beavis]

They never apologize when they fuck up.

 

[Guest]

stop dating trannies this isn't a real problem

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[FranksWirecutters]

I let my wife borrow my impact to put her desk together. I listened to her strip all of the screws. How she couldn't comprehend that noise wasn't right I don't get it. Ask her what cream to put on my balls and she'll have 23 things ordered off of Amazon and a document written out explaining the steps.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

They never feel the tension on the thing they’re opening/closing/turning/pulling/pushing and apply just the right amount of force. They mindlessly do it quickly with full force and when it breaks they immediately find reasons it’s not their fault, and however many times this happens they never adjust their actions and continue doing it.

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

My wife slams car doors and drives me crazy. A god damn new car doesn’t need to be slammed to be closed.

 

[RaggotFetard]

My wife slams car doors and drives me crazy. A god damn new car doesn’t need to be slammed to be closed.

Holy shit. My last gf used to slam hers and my car trunk super hard. When I asked her why she did that and told her it wasn’t necessary, she got all defensive and said, “we all do that in my family and always have. What’s the big deal?” I then pointed out that a couple of their cars literally have their trunks closed with a bungee cord.

 

[captain_kamala]

Uber drivers always have to tell me not to slam the door lol. Still I can't open a jar.

 

[Guest]

I was not expecting "they constantly under-estimate their own strength and break shit"

I think it’s the opposite, they assume they have to put their full strength into everything because they’re weak.

 

[Jenna]

They never feel the tension on the thing they’re opening/closing/turning/pulling/pushing and apply just the right amount of force. They mindlessly do it quickly with full force and when it breaks they immediately find reasons it’s not their fault, and however many times this happens they never adjust their actions and continue doing it.

 

[The Shah of Iran]

seems i remember

it’s the opposite, they assume they have to put their full strength into everything because they’re weak.

 

[quasi101]

Thanks. I hate it.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

making reddit-style internet posts on ONAforums?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Holy shit. My last gf used to slam hers and my car trunk super hard. When I asked her why she did that and told her it wasn’t necessary, she got all defensive and said, “we all do that in my family and always have. What’s the big deal?” I then pointed out that a couple of their cars literally have their trunks closed with a bungee cord.

I've had several Cadillacs with the automatic trunk closer thing and I ended up unhooking all of the motors after dumb bitches who were told not to slam the trunk shut repeatedly slammed the trunk shut and they got stuck.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I've never been with a woman who doesn't slam every door and if you're ever on a different floor than them you can hear them stomp around like they're 500 lbs when they're not even mad.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My wife slams car doors and drives me crazy. A god damn new car doesn’t need to be slammed to be closed.

That's a woman thing. My daughters learned NOT to do that, but they still have friends who get out and slam that shit so hard I think the windows're gonna shatter.

Plus, after they slam the door and run away, they tattle to their parents about the tickle game we were playing in the back seat. Little blabbermouths.