Possibly the most irritating trait all women share

[alkiefuck2]

That's a woman thing.

I'm a guy and I've been accused of slamming doors, too fawkin strong.
"Trying to take the hinges off?!"
No, I'm just retarded apparently, or worse.. feminine :'(

 

[johnnynoname]

I swear this forum is fucking dumb

there is a tacit prerequisite (go ahead) where if you end up as a regular poster ON THIS FORUM, that you're an older, jaded man who already knows that women are dumb broads, AND YET niggas still be complaining about women

 

[Professor Rape]

I swear this forum is fucking dumb

there is a tacit prerequisite (go ahead) where if you end up as a regular poster ON THIS FORUM, that you're an older, jaded man who already knows that women are dumb broads, AND YET niggas still be complaining about women

There's also a a tacit prerequisite (i like rape) where if you ask johnnynoname for cock pics he sends them to you, AND YET my spank bank is bone dry.

 

[johnnynoname]

you can get much better nudes from some other nigga on here

 

[alkiefuck2]

you can get much better nudes from some other nigga on here

you're donald ducked

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

My wife slams car doors and drives me crazy. A god damn new car doesn’t need to be slammed to be closed.

Car doors haven't been made of metal and had a satisfying weighty momentum for decades now so you do have to slam.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

I've had several Cadillacs with the automatic trunk closer thing and I ended up unhooking all of the motors after dumb bitches who were told not to slam the trunk shut repeatedly slammed the trunk shut and they got stuck.

Look at Mr. Dainty with his automatic trunk closer.