Possible Facebook post about Pat's incident

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I dont know the occupations of you fucks except for the novelty dog poop guy

I also run a podcast called DA KAWPS ER ONDERRRRWWAAAAYYYYY

 

[guest]

Please let this be real.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Would be pretty funny if the police were responding to a legit possible shooting in the area and Pat thought he was being swatted because they wanted to ask if he had heard/saw anything. So he has a complete meltdown since he would be pretty shitfaced at that time.

or

Pat accidentally fired his gun and when the cops knocked at the door to respond he made scene like he was a victim and how the police are bothering him so late at night. Hoping they would go away and stop asking about a gun shot.

 

[SFWA liaison]

COULD BE that Pat has some liaison with the MPD (very common for e-celebs to have one with their local PD) and the man the lady heard screaming was indeed a superior officer telling his subordinates not to respond to calls to that address without first verifying with him, but why would he be so angry? it has to be our man of swine

even more unlikely that there was any gunshot given that dialogue, so some drug addict retard from www.cumtown.org trying to SWAT patrick is the most likely scenario IMO

gotta get that voice memo fellas, don't fuck it up

 

[fusciasomething]

COULD BE that Pat has some liaison with the MPD (very common for e-celebs to have one with their local PD) and the man the lady heard screaming was indeed a superior officer telling his subordinates not to respond to calls to that address without first verifying with him, but why would he be so angry? it has to be our man of swine

even more unlikely that there was any gunshot given that dialogue, so some drug addict retard from www.cumtown.org trying to SWAT patrick is the most likely scenario IMO

gotta get that voice memo fellas, don't fuck it up

I forgot about him saying the police have been insTrucTed to notify him before showing up again.

 

[BudDickman]

COULD BE that Pat has some liaison with the MPD (very common for e-celebs to have one with their local PD) and the man the lady heard screaming was indeed a superior officer telling his subordinates not to respond to calls to that address without first verifying with him, but why would he be so angry? it has to be our man of swine

even more unlikely that there was any gunshot given that dialogue, so some drug addict retard from www.cumtown.org trying to SWAT patrick is the most likely scenario IMO

gotta get that voice memo fellas, don't fuck it up

Interesting angle. They are so familiar with Pat's bullshit that they specifically ignore calls to the hovel, and some commanding officer was pissed that in a city where there is at least one homicide every night, they sent six officers to listen to some fat faggot complain about cyberstlakers.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Theory: the "double check before responding" flag the MPD had set up was for the 2611 address, which is the "official" Pat address on his public dox, but the www.cumtown.org user who swatted Patrick reported a shooting at 2613 (as per the call records) which had never been flagged

This whole 2611/2613 difference had been brought up the other day when the call records website was first shared

 

[Kurt_Love]

It's hilarious that all these ear witnesses thought pat was a superior officer, not a fat drunk in cuffs

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I didn't see this thread until after hearing the audio and I legit thought you'd planted the story on the Facebook page with several fake accounts to make the residents aware of Pat. I can't believe those people are real and this is how you got that audio. Holy fucking shit, TYFYS.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Dude what the fucking fuck was going on while I was at work today holy shit. I'm so fucking hard right now, this is the ultimate almost. TYFYS you faggots are all I have.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

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@ToxicCisWhiteMaleTorque
Ask damon his shoe size and tell him there is a pair of Jordans in it for him if he files for the bodycam footage.
Some grape drank and menthols if he puts in a hate crime complaint about a fat whitey with bitchtits yelling about grinding black people into pepperoni in the middle of the night.

 

[Honey Badger]

Patrick and niki are both members of that group. It’s be a shame if someone tagged them both on Alivia’s post. Definitely don’t do that.

 

[Pat_Torque_Monday]

Blows my mind that you managed to unearth this gem BudDickman. Utterly incredible find. Has legitimately made my fucking day.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Emma Ponath can get it.

Damn Alivia can get it, too. Just saw her FB profile.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Reading this after the fact I think the only reason she assumed it was an officer is because Patrick is white and the neighborhood is full of niggers

 

[AttyNicoleWaysFeet]

The "(confusing nonetheless)" got my ribs especially hard now knowing she was sitting thinking an angry cop was screaming something about hooligans and pepperoni

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

The "(confusing nonetheless)" got my ribs especially hard now knowing she was sitting thinking an angry cop was screaming something about hooligans and pepperoni

Just the fact that - as she's recording this - she's hearing about pepperoni, black children and basements, arsons...and is just completely confused by all of it.

Nice, pretty midwestern girl, her man in bed with her, both of them gotta get up for work tomorrow and she's over there, hearing the most wild shit that she can't even wrap her head around...

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I just realized this is the same group Niki posts in regularly and where Pat has argued with people about being a landlord. I hope Niki is drinking an extra bottle of Smirnoff to dull the shame.

 

[Meownaw]

I just realized this is the same group Niki posts in regularly and where Pat has argued with people about being a landlord. I hope Niki is drinking an extra bottle of Smirnoff to dull the shame.

So many fawkin layers to this.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

At first I was picturing it all going down in the alley for whatever reason ( probably because we dont see front pics as often) but doing this on his porch or in the street has got to be so embarrassing. Pat thinks the neighbors will take his side by yelling his plight. They wont. They will know what kind of looney he is and to avoid him.

Imagine all the watercooler talk when all those people went to work later that morning. " So some asshole across the street had 4 cop cars at his house and hes screaming at the police like a spoiled child at 130am, I thought they were going to taze him." Pat is the talk of the block this week.

Imagine pleading to beat cops about your internet beefs with random people. He doesnt even know the identity of. They are not even in wisconsin and why they havent arrested them.

You really outdid yourself on this one Pat. This might be my favorite candid capture of who he really is. Josiah was an awesome operation from start to finish. Andrews was another homerun but those all spawned from here. This one is so organic and a little mysterious. The details of how this call started is still murky to me. Was it a shotspotter? Did Pat accidentally fire his gun and a neighbor called ? Was it a fake call into dispatch?
If someone gets a hold of the initial call recording and body cams, this will be a new high watermark by just the amount of independent evidence alone. It will be like an episode of Reno911/COPS rolled into one. I can only imagine the edits that come of all that data.