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Every time I take off my shoes it smells like buttery popcorn. It's like I'm in a fucking movie theater with the smell.
Anyone else?
Anyone else?
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Popcorn feet.
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My balls tend to have a smell similar to blue Doritos
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Clip your nails and wash between the toes. Don't do that shit a lot of dudes do where they just assume the shower water falls on them and that'll do it. Shit's nasty.
While we're at it use a washcloth. Apparently that's more a black thing than whites but soap foams far better with a cloth than just scraping the bar against your body like a mongoloid.
While we're at it use a washcloth. Apparently that's more a black thing than whites but soap foams far better with a cloth than just scraping the bar against your body like a mongoloid.
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I don't do any of that shit, but you're 100% correct.
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I was raised with a washcloth in the shower
i still use a washcloth in the showe.....
...............fuuuuuuuuuu
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I don't want to know what any of you guys smell like. You wanna know what my feet and balls smell like? Ectoplasm. With a hint of white vinegar.
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...heaven
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That's not funny.
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i hate this thread
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My body smells like nothing (I barely sweat) but my head stinks if I skip a shower
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Every once in a while I'll pick my nose and it jars something loose and it smells, idk, different. I like it
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Cancer takes another brotherman
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Thanks for the pointers. I keep my nails short at all times but I do just stand there in the shower and never wash below my knees.
I don't like the smell and remember some chick said something about it years back "yeah it's odd, but people usually like the smell of popcorn." as she's trying not to laugh at me. It was definitely a funny icebreaker.
It's been an issue for years.
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Yes. I don't swap it out often enough because I don't know when it's time. I'll use the same one for months!
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I hope you’re taking notes @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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I had to take public speaking for my degree and I'm more of a behind-the-scenes guy, so I was anxious as hell. I tend to get manic when I'm nervous (which brings about a ”fuck it" attitude), so I gave a seven minute speech on BO types. I think it was something like Classic (musty, peppery), Garbage, and Other (crayon, oily).
I never considered anything like popcorn, but we know our guy Artie is one of a kind.
I never considered anything like popcorn, but we know our guy Artie is one of a kind.
