Popcorn feet.

[aRTie02150]

Every time I take off my shoes it smells like buttery popcorn. It's like I'm in a fucking movie theater with the smell.

Anyone else?

 

[DMAN]

The DMAN's B.O. is more like taco seasoning, sometimes tomato soup. As previously mentioned, his ball scent occasionally resembles chinese food.

 

[aRTie02150]

The DMAN's B.O. is more like taco seasoning, sometimes tomato soup. As previously mentioned, his ball scent occasionally resembles chinese food.

My balls tend to have a smell similar to blue Doritos

 

[1950'sSpaceProgram]

Clip your nails and wash between the toes. Don't do that shit a lot of dudes do where they just assume the shower water falls on them and that'll do it. Shit's nasty.

While we're at it use a washcloth. Apparently that's more a black thing than whites but soap foams far better with a cloth than just scraping the bar against your body like a mongoloid.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I don't do any of that shit, but you're 100% correct.

 

[johnnynoname]

Apparently that's more a black thing than whites

I was raised with a washcloth in the shower
i still use a washcloth in the showe.....

...............fuuuuuuuuuu

 

[1073waaf]

Gross. I was expecting a much sexier thread.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't want to know what any of you guys smell like. You wanna know what my feet and balls smell like? Ectoplasm. With a hint of white vinegar.

 

[johnnynoname]

I don't want to know what any of you guys smell like.

...heaven

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

...heaven

That's not funny.

 

[johnnynoname]

i hate this thread

 

[Bam's Cunt]

My body smells like nothing (I barely sweat) but my head stinks if I skip a shower

 

[Africa.com]

Every once in a while I'll pick my nose and it jars something loose and it smells, idk, different. I like it

 

[Bam's Cunt]

Every once in a while I'll pick my nose and it jars something loose and it smells, idk, different. I like it

Cancer takes another brotherman

 

[aRTie02150]

Clip your nails and wash between the toes. Don't do that shit a lot of dudes do where they just assume the shower water falls on them and that'll do it. Shit's nasty.

While we're at it use a washcloth. Apparently that's more a black thing than whites but soap foams far better with a cloth than just scraping the bar against your body like a mongoloid.

Thanks for the pointers. I keep my nails short at all times but I do just stand there in the shower and never wash below my knees.

I don't like the smell and remember some chick said something about it years back "yeah it's odd, but people usually like the smell of popcorn." as she's trying not to laugh at me. It was definitely a funny icebreaker.

It's been an issue for years.

 

[Bam's Cunt]

Thanks for the pointers. I keep my nails short at all times but I do just stand there in the shower and never wash below my knees.

I don't like the smell and remember some chick said something about it years back "yeah it's odd, but people usually like the smell of popcorn." as she's trying not to laugh at me. It was definitely a funny icebreaker.

It's been an issue for years.

Nigga you gotta scrub your feet

Do PRs use washclothes like blacks?

 

[aRTie02150]

Nigga you gotta scrub your feet

Do PRs use washclothes like blacks?

Yes. I don't swap it out often enough because I don't know when it's time. I'll use the same one for months!

 

[Dog Eater]

As previously mentioned

I hope you’re taking notes @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

 

[Ronnie G]

I had to take public speaking for my degree and I'm more of a behind-the-scenes guy, so I was anxious as hell. I tend to get manic when I'm nervous (which brings about a ”fuck it" attitude), so I gave a seven minute speech on BO types. I think it was something like Classic (musty, peppery), Garbage, and Other (crayon, oily).

I never considered anything like popcorn, but we know our guy Artie is one of a kind.

 

[Stent]

That's probably what those cancer sniffing dogs find.