Poll: Should LitCrit be shut down?

[NoBacon]

Shut it down. It’s brother Joe time

 

[HomeRunCumia]

It’s brother Joe time

Then his bowlegs immediately crack and he hits the floor breaking his hip.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Patrick doesn't write anymore so it's kinda dumb to have a lit-crit forum

We could change it to a debt-crit or legal-crit forum...

 

[Treat Yourself]

Patrick doesn't write anymore so it's kinda dumb to have a lit-crit forum

We could change it to a debt-crit or legal-crit forum...

This is true, he IS a washed-up never-been failure of an ex-writer. Faggot hasn't published anything in 3 years and is writing fan fiction that won't see the light of day. Sad!

 

[guest]

There's bound to be dry spells, which is what happened with the subforums about the actual show characters. Now we're blessed with some Nana, Joe and Worm action. Just wait. The pig will inevitably do something stupid again.

 

[guest]

Insallah! I am threatening LitCrit with a jihad of Niko Avocado asshole pictures until it's shut down.

I always thought it'd be funny to watch what Pat does when he gets no interaction from us.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Exactly this. Not worth it to see his dumb victory lap on twitter about it

I voted 'shut it down' but I didn't consider this aspect. We should leave it up but stop posting about him.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Patrick's five-year campaign of terror to ruin our lives is finally at an end. Yes, the best way to handle such a fat cyber stlaker troll like him would be to simply ignore him.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

The idea of just shutting up shop and ghosting him is rib destroying. 5 years of ruining his life and just suddenly nothing. No more victim status, no win against the alt right nazi forum of a defunct radio show. Not one single arrest even with having the names and phone numbers of some of us. I honestly think ignoring him will cause him to do something drastic like restarting the self swatts again. Pat won't be able to quit us, trust me. He just fucking can't let the idiots win.

 

[DominusOdium]

The idea of just shutting up shop and ghosting him is rib destroying. 5 years of ruining his life and just suddenly nothing. No more victim status, no win against the alt right nazi forum of a defunct radio show. Not one single arrest even with having the names and phone numbers of some of us. I honestly think ignoring him will cause him to do something drastic like restarting the self swatts again. Pat won't be able to quit us, trust me. He just fucking can't let the idiots win.

Even if we all agree, which I think we should, some kiwifag is gonna fuck it up and he'll just blame us anyways.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I enjoy this implication that people who don’t think Patrick is the heart of this forum should…go back to Kiwifarms.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Here’s da ting - the segmentation keeps threads by brothermen like @DMAN and @aRTie02150 from getting diluted and run over by Pat threads about twitter and text messages.

If anything, id merge music with Comedy to breathe life into Joe Posting.

I know I took this way too seriously so don’t bother bringing that up

 

[aRTie02150]

As someone who has been against Pat Posting for several years now, here's what I think should be done.

LitCrit gets leveled. Everyone who has participated in Pat Posting has a special star next to their name and aren't allowed to participate in the Diaper Chat, that doesn't exist.

 

[guest]

Leave a “worst of” up so new people can see the lore and lock it. We don’t want this please to turn into the message board version of Star Ship Repo.

If Fatso starts oinking again you can always open it back up

That's giving admin too much responsibility.

Giving the janny extra tasks is always bad, especially when he's blacked out on sambuca raping some shitskin bussy from his village in Pradesh

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

As someone who has been against Pat Posting for several years now, here's what I think should be done.

LitCrit gets leveled. Everyone who has participated in Pat Posting has a special star next to their name and aren't allowed to participate in the Diaper Chat, that doesn't exist.

Let's say you have a communal account for roughly half a dozen employees, all but one of whom (a lousy receptionist that refers to themself as the hole and makes everyone uncomfortable) are against Patposting.

Y'know what actually it's fine, we left the diaper chat. It stinks and we don't like it.

But yeah as we said in the thread we started that somehow isn't there anymore this place should be nuked

 

[THE D]

The DMAN laid out his whole plan in the "who should be the next admin?" thread (which The DMAN won by a landslide.)

Privatize the LitCrit section to only dedicated Patposters, but make an announcement that it's been removed.

Rather than gloating, That Patrick Guy will sense something is coming when he stops getting interaction... This will cause him to panic and become afraid of his own shadow. He will start accusing totally normal randoms of being stalkers. He will begin to see the faces of Opie & Anthony in everyone who says odd shit to him, dude.

Every now and then, make his face the banner of our forum, to remind him we're still in charge. This type of mental scarring lasts for a lifetime. Most importantly, it will purge our forum of the unfunny, cringe-inducing faggots who Patpost, because they are not funny.

 

[Sue Lightning]

The DMAN laid out his whole plan in the "who should be the next admin?" thread (which The DMAN won by a landslide.)

Privatize the LitCrit section to only dedicated Patposters, but make an announcement that it's been removed.

Rather than gloating, That Patrick Guy will sense something is coming when he stops getting interaction... This will cause him to panic and become afraid of his own shadow. He will start accusing totally normal randoms of being stalkers. He will begin to see the faces of Opie & Anthony in everyone who says odd shit to him, dude.

Every now and then, make his face the banner of our forum, to remind him we're still in charge. This type of mental scarring lasts for a lifetime. Most importantly, it will purge our forum of the unfunny, cringe-inducing faggots who Patpost, because they are not funny.

Sniff…all this would require Patposters to know anything about O&A and how THEY FAWWKIN DO IT!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Musical Criticism was a ghost town for a few years, but nobody talked about shutting it down.

Some people have the attention span to focus on more than one subject at a time, but I guess not everyone does.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The DMAN laid out his whole plan in the "who should be the next admin?" thread (which The DMAN won by a landslide.)

Privatize the LitCrit section to only dedicated Patposters, but make an announcement that it's been removed.

Rather than gloating, That Patrick Guy will sense something is coming when he stops getting interaction... This will cause him to panic and become afraid of his own shadow. He will start accusing totally normal randoms of being stalkers. He will begin to see the faces of Opie & Anthony in everyone who says odd shit to him, dude.

Every now and then, make his face the banner of our forum, to remind him we're still in charge. This type of mental scarring lasts for a lifetime. Most importantly, it will purge our forum of the unfunny, cringe-inducing faggots who Patpost, because they are not funny.

I voted DMAN because he's a MAN with a FAWKIN PLAN

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"I don't eat at this restaurant as much as I used to. They should shut it down."

Y'all some simple niggas.