Please sticky a thread with the link for tomorrow -- Listening Thread

[FurBurger]

Nigga this is fatrick, not matthew broderick in war games
It took him months just to figure out how to stop trolls from commenting on his insta
He made a fucking excel spreadsheet of reddit usernames and IPs
Hes a mongoloid

and brinton couldnt give two fucks, he’s not fatricks personal john mcafee

...your honor.

Pat's lawyer can't just hold up a piece of paper with "Pat is a dog fucker" on it and claim that you wrote it; he has to show the court how he knows that it was you. Using that debug account means he can't do that for those comments; and he'd have to fight a massive uphill to convince the court that they weren't just created by his client to win money.

And you can try your "Nigga this is fatrick, not matthew broderick in war games" argument in court, but I don't think it'll work.

 

[guest]

...your honor.

Pat's lawyer can't just hold up a piece of paper with "Pat is a dog fucker" on it and claim that you wrote it; he has to show the court how he knows that it was you. Using that debug account means he can't do that for those comments; and he'd have to fight a massive uphill to convince the court that they weren't just created by his client to win money.

And you can try your "Nigga this is fatrick, not matthew broderick in war games" argument in court, but I don't think it'll work.

Quasi, paranoid street shitter he is never modded or admined anyone else. He's the only one who could authenticate chain of custody. It's why you generally don't sue private forums and you certainly don't add them as a defendant when they are the only ones who can produce any evidence.

You can't have people turn on each other if there's only one person. The site is gone anyway. They were basing this whole thing on one comment from a section they didn't have access to.

 

[FurBurger]

Quasi, paranoid street shitter he is never modded or admined anyone else. He's the only one who could authenticate chain of custody.

I'm having trouble linking what you said to my comment. What I'm saying is that the debug account is, in effect, an admin account. I believe it can run SQL commands, for example, so with it Patrick could change every comment you've made on here to "Patrick fucks dogs", wipe any records in the database that he'd done it, and then try to sue you for defamation.

You could have a forensic specialist go through and try to match the Cloudflare/Apache logs to what the database was showing, but it's going to be fucking expensive and I'm guessing Quasi's lax attitude to logging means that would be challenging; and Quasi can't exactly provide chain-of-custody on a compromised system, as the system itself could be loying to him.

The site is gone anyway

The user accounts stayed; no reason he couldn't fold all of the old posts back into here now that the case is dead.

 

[guest]

Pro Tip - probably not a good idea to hire a lawyer who gives himself the title Esquire and whose office is his fucking living room.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

@CarolMaxheinie this is the pig who was so rude to you:

Notice that this repellent Fatso didn’t argue my point: it is better for the parent as well as the kids if people PAY THEIR OWN bills. It scares liberal whackjobs like Patso, Ugly Niki, and whatever this hambeast calls itself, but it’s true. Apply yourself, get paid, support your family rather than being a fucking leech. Not difficult.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Quasi's lax attitude to logging

I dont know how they would know how he runs the site, but I keep hearing people insist that he drops the logs on a street

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I think there's reason to be optimistic. The SWFA (who is almost certainly funding this) is not going to continue with this charade. Its over for piggy.

Either Quasi gets fatricks motorbike/home or fatrick goes to jail. Simple as.

The only reason to upset right now is because this is the absolute peak of this site

Never doubt OnAForums ability to find new ways of fucking with Patrick. Costa Rica, divorce, home repossession. It's just the beginning

 

[HotDogJoe]

I want to hear electrician Tyrone's thoughts on all this.

 

[guest]

That might be his most egregious unnecessary comma ever.

He has a very unusual and fat way of using punctuation

 

[Harry Powell]

He has a very unusual and fat way of using punctuation

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Fight Expert Pat might be up there with Frat Pat for me in hateableness

 

[guest]

He has a very unusual and fat way of using punctuation

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This is one of the best parts of the whole saga. It's the $10,000 fugitive bit. I wonder if Bobo would be willing to read it out in his fugitive voice.

 

[guest]

This is one of the best parts of the whole saga. It's the $10,000 fugitive bit. I wonder if Bobo would be willing to read it out in his fugitive voice.

Funniest of all is did you notice how many times it was brought up by the judge? Zero point zero. Its hilarious he thought this would have any bearing on the quash. Like Schulman said, "well that's not what I have in front of me". Pena was very direct and pointed with his responses. The judge appreciated that. He was getting pissed with his time being wasted with all the other nonsense. While Stein was wrong about the sanctions he did a really good job of narrowing the focus down for Schulman. That's due to him being a seasoned lawyer, but a new judge. He removed all the Resto bullshit, and said its about section 230 and Krinsky. that's it. There's nothing else relevant here.

This probably flies in dmv court where this preamble sob story shit pleads the charges down, but you could tell how flustered the fat condo lawyer was when he couldn't just ramble about whatever he wanted.

 

[guest]

He removed all the Resto bullshit

All their desperate attempts to garner sympathy rather than argue the merits of their case added up to more than a few hours work. I hope Pat thinks about that while greeting the customers at Walmart.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

He has a very unusual and fat way of using punctuation

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He doing the Winston Churchill/Iron Maiden speech. Or even worse, the Independence Day one

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He doing the Winston Churchill/Iron Maiden speech. Or even worse, the Independence Day one

Iron Curtain, right? I’m not being pedantic. I was literally going to bed and thought “what was that speech? I’m not familiar with it.” If he did an Iron Maiden speech I genuinely apologize. It’s the kind of thing that’ll bug me…thanks

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Iron Curtain, right? I’m not being pedantic. I was literally going to bed and thought “what was that speech? I’m not familiar with it.” If he did an Iron Maiden speech I genuinely apologize. It’s the kind of thing that’ll bug me…thanks

Winston Churchill and Bruce Dickinson wrote Flight of Icarus together.

FLY AS HIGH AS THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

 

[Ace Orenstein]

I queefed

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

goddamn, I haven't listened to this song in decades. thanks for opening up old scars, stupid.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

Iron Curtain, right? I’m not being pedantic. I was literally going to bed and thought “what was that speech? I’m not familiar with it.” If he did an Iron Maiden speech I genuinely apologize. It’s the kind of thing that’ll bug me…thanks

I meant the one from the trooper

 

[Hudson]

goddamn, I haven't listened to this song in decades. thanks for opening up old scars, stupid.

I know... Years ago whenever my wife and I would have an argument, I would play it on repeat.