Piggy bought a new computer

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Always the simple ones get me
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I remember some rascal once texted Pat to ask him if he farted. Of course he told them they’re going to prison.

Hahhahahahahha my ribs!

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Unemployed 43 year old fat man is thrilled about a cartoon show.
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“We build a better future together”

You make cartoons for pathetic adults that have the mentality of children. What the fuck is going on? The replies are all middle aged adults excited their cartoon show made for children will have a second season.

I never heard of this show, why did paramount not want it? Star Trek is one of their biggest IPs

 

[DominusOdium]

Seems like he got his book check

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He didn't make 900 dollars in book royalties this year to cover that computer.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat’s fiscal status is fascinating.

I knew someone whose parents had money and supported him periodically when he fucked up with credit cards or wasn’t working. He claimed they kept track of all the money they lent him and he made repayments when he had the dough to. I didn’t buy the repayment part; I figured instead that they were keeping track of it to deduct it from his eventual inheritance.

I could see Lynn doing the same with the mortgage/utilities/debt judgments she’s absorbing. Could explain why Pig is so unbothered. It’s Niki’s money he’s wasting. Pat spends what they bring in or grift from the government on his scooter and vacation and the essentials are covered by Lynn.

I think it’s something like that - Lynne tried to show Niki some tough love by letting her file for bankruptcy in her 20s but realized after that Niki will never be able to support herself (it’s clear she can’t even get it together to not dress like a greasy slob, couldn’t take basic care of her teeth, etc) so Lynne had to take over. Niki of course only attracted losers and compared to them Pat being a “successful author” looked like a catch and I’m sure she encouraged Niki to marry him if he asks so someone could take care of her.

Of course that all went to shit once pig discovered twitter and it took over his life. His ego won’t let him work any job that doesn’t involve him being a writer even though his career is long dead.

Now Niki is stuck attached to pig so mom has to help - I assume that’s why they bought that dump of a home - Lynne told her / prob helped with the down payment because AT LEAST they could rent one side for monthly income to help pay the mortgage. Niki and piggy of course turned out to be terrible landlords and now has to claim one floor is Niki’s business location instead of the office she rented.

Piggy gets paid a small amount of royalties twice a year and just like an N person it gets spent right away.

 

[Lucky Buddha Beer]

Why does he need a fucking tablet to write? He has an expensive folding phone already, what function does this dumb tablet fill that an actual laptop couldn't do better in every way, or a simple Bluetooth keyboard for his phone couldn't do? What a moron.

Maybe I am bougie but I practically live on computers and my work entails being on one. I would blow my brains out if I had to use a tiny not high refresh rate screen with a dogshit keyboard. Why would I do that to myself?

He's an "author" it's his job to stare at a screen and type.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Maybe I am bougie but I practically live on computers and my work entails being on one. I would blow my brains out if I had to use a tiny not high refresh rate screen with a dogshit keyboard. Why would I do that to myself?

He's an "author" it's his job to stare at a screen and type.

It's all about appearances for him. He has to bring his computer out in public to hog up valuable bar space and make a spectacle of himself. Then he has to take a selfie at the bar to show his mobile workstation to act like he's writing a book when he's really just getting drunk, eating slop, and starting fights on Xitter.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Im glad pat is showing that he can handle another debt payment. Should be no problem for him to peal off another $20k for quasi. Since he is such a high earning author. Should just be a drop in the bucket. I cant wait to see how many rakes he steps on before he finally pays that one.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Im glad pat is showing that he can handle another debt payment. Should be no problem for him to peal off another $20k for quasi. Since he is such a high earning author. Should just be a drop in the bucket. I cant wait to see how many rakes he steps on before he finally pays that one.

Remember he just bought those new parts for the Rustang and got those installed by a mechanic as well. Oh, and the new scooter parts "from England". He's bragging out loud about doing well financially. The judge in the next round of "Pay Quasi" should have no problem making a swift decision in Quasi's/"John Joe's" favor.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's all about appearances for him. He has to bring his computer out in public to hog up valuable bar space and make a spectacle of himself. Then he has to take a selfie at the bar to show his mobile workstation to act like he's writing a book when he's really just getting drunk, eating slop, and starting fights on Xitter.

Mr 6 figures took public transportation while in LA

 

[guest]

I think it’s something like that - Lynne tried to show Niki some tough love by letting her file for bankruptcy in her 20s but realized after that Niki will never be able to support herself (it’s clear she can’t even get it together to not dress like a greasy slob, couldn’t take basic care of her teeth, etc) so Lynne had to take over. Niki of course only attracted losers and compared to them Pat being a “successful author” looked like a catch and I’m sure she encouraged Niki to marry him if he asks so someone could take care of her.

Of course that all went to shit once pig discovered twitter and it took over his life. His ego won’t let him work any job that doesn’t involve him being a writer even though his career is long dead.

Now Niki is stuck attached to pig so mom has to help - I assume that’s why they bought that dump of a home - Lynne told her / prob helped with the down payment because AT LEAST they could rent one side for monthly income to help pay the mortgage. Niki and piggy of course turned out to be terrible landlords and now has to claim one floor is Niki’s business location instead of the office she rented.

Piggy gets paid a small amount of royalties twice a year and just like an N person it gets spent right away.

I think the reason Lynne didn't jump in for Niki's first bankruptcy is that aside from her credit, Niki didn't really lose anything and had no assets to begin with. Debts were discharged and she couldn't finance anything for a few years, that's all. With this, it's unlikely that the judgement would have been discharged in bankruptcy, they have a mortgage now, and it's likely that financial wrongdoing would be uncovered when finances are revealed.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Mr 6 figures took public transportation while in LA
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If I took public transportation in my home city I’d end up getting shivved by a meth head. I’ve heard LA is immeasurably worse and this fat fuck brought his wife on it to save some money. What a loser

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

If I took public transportation in my home city I’d end up getting shivved by a meth head. I’ve heard LA is immeasurably worse and this fat fuck brought his wife on it to save some money. What a loser

Pat couldnt even afford to live in the area he was visiting. He has no idea how big LA county actually is. He thinks you can just take the subway everywhere.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think the reason Lynne didn't jump in for Niki's first bankruptcy is that aside from her credit, Niki didn't really lose anything and had no assets to begin with. Debts were discharged and she couldn't finance anything for a few years, that's all. With this, it's unlikely that the judgement would have been discharged in bankruptcy, they have a mortgage now, and it's likely that financial wrongdoing would be uncovered when finances are revealed.

That too, there’s much more damage that can happen now and it’s clear she can’t be trusted to run her own life so I’m sure Mom has kinds of tax schemes / frauds set up with Niki’s “company” that is very vague and doesn’t even have a professional email. I’m also convinced Pat is on some kind of government disability / Niki is a caregiver type situation going on since it looks like Pat doesn’t even have a bank account in his name.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Pat couldnt even afford to live in the area he was visiting. He has no idea how big LA county actually is. He thinks you can just take the subway everywhere.

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It's a reference to an iconic Missing Persons song, you retarded hayseed dork.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat couldnt even afford to live in the area he was visiting. He has no idea how big LA county actually is. He thinks you can just take the subway everywhere.

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I lived in Los Angeles years ago and it’s the LAST city you can get around comfortably with public transportation. NYC? That can be done without a car but LA is impossible without a car. He visited a couple tourist attractions not realizing people that live there don’t go to those traps.

He doesn’t realize the crazy traffic on the 405 and the 5 aren’t people all going to Hollywood Blvd. Hes also not factoring in people have to go to work all over Los Angeles because he’s an unemployed bum that doesn’t leave his couch. That’s like going to Vegas and staying at a casino on the strip and thinking you know better than the actual residents of Vegas.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Oh what a dope. I get getting the Surface once but in this day and age it's outdated from the get go. He most likely got it with 16gb of ram which is about the minimum you'd want these days. You cannot upgrade it either since it's soldered onto the motherboard. You can get 32gb version but it's not worth the price and only on the most expensive model like above 2k. You also get an outdated CPU as well since they need to worry about the heat since it's such a thin device. It's cool if you're an artist with the new surface pen but we know he's far from an artist and it's kind of a rip off to buy that pen. He would have been way better off with something like an Asus Zephyr 14 or something. It would have been able to do everything the Surface can do, and some. He also would have been able to game if he got a 4060 or even last years 3070 model. What a dope. The surafce was cool 5 years ago. These days its outdated. They didn't even make a new iteration this year and kept going with the Surface Pro 9 which came out last October. Nice buy, stupid.

TLDR: I'm a faggot nerd.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Oh what a dope. I get getting the Surface once but in this day and age it's outdated from the get go. He most likely got it with 16gb of ram which is about the minimum you'd want these days. You cannot upgrade it either since it's soldered onto the motherboard. You can get 32gb version but it's not worth the price and only on the most expensive model like above 2k. You also get an outdated CPU as well since they need to worry about the heat since it's such a thin device. It's cool if you're an artist with the new surface pen but we know he's far from an artist and it's kind of a rip off to buy that pen. He would have been way better off with something like an Asus Zephyr 14 or something. It would have been able to do everything the Surface can do, and some. He also would have been able to game if he got a 4060 or even last years 3070 model. What a dope. The surafce was cool 5 years ago. These days its outdated. They didn't even make a new iteration this year and kept going with the Surface Pro 9 which came out last October. Nice buy, stupid.

TLDR: I'm a faggot nerd.

 

[MonsterSteve]

exactly. everyone in the NFL hates them. They have to use them b/c of their stupid ass deal that MS paid half a billion for.

 

[Beavis]

Surfaces are giant piles of shit that overheat doing nothing on the desktop and the battery lasts three hours if you’re lucky.

 

[DMbA]

lol those tablets are all wrapped in bubbles

anyway his red blankie is full of cat hair