Pigger will be on a national news program, get your DVR ready!

[BakersfieldChimp]

Is it just me or does the voicemail he plays seem faked? I've never tried to call him but others have said his voice mailbox is full and has been for awhile now.

Maybe you should get a real job, then again, you'll be able to learn a trade in prison

It sounds like any basic text-to-speech type service, but written by Patrick. That "you'll be able to learn a trade in prison" zinger is pure Pat.

It was some AI text to speech thing. I've heard his voicemail is always full and 'Maybe you should get a real job, then again, you'll be able to learn a trade in prison' sounds a lot like the way 'Canyon Boykin' spoke when he left a message on Pat's voicemail.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

The face Pat makes when Tyrone drops his pants:

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

I liked this shot showing just how fucking RED he is. Sadniki on the right.

 

[bantadant]

I liked this shot showing just how fucking RED he is. Sadniki on the right.

You mean "Business Owner" Nikki

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I liked this shot showing just how fucking RED he is. Sadniki on the right.

Ribs for the fact that all of them are gleaming with perspiration but Pat is sweating like the stick pig he is. Nice sweater over a long sleeved shirt in a hovel with no real climate control, stupid.

 

[Harry Powell]

The face Pat makes when Tyrone drops his pants:
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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP

He looks so unhinged and psychotic I think he may be able to neutralize me.

 

[guest]

I liked this shot showing just how fucking RED he is. Sadniki on the right.

Wow, that's not sunburn. His BP must be through the roof

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Fat fool really thought this would be his big break.

I liked this shot showing just how fucking RED he is. Sadniki on the right.

Lol look at what a haggard mess Niki is. Patrick has completely destroyed her life. I hope she does the needful.

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

The face Pat makes when Tyrone drops his pants:
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[Greygooser]

That's kind of weird

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Chugging a drink with an alligator?? That’s Weird News!

 

[Pat the Simp]

I liked this shot showing just how fucking RED he is. Sadniki on the right.

The way Nikkki is looking at Pat discussing his $1800 phone... It's like she full of disgust because that device has been the source of their pain for almost 5 years now.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Can someone hook me up with Nikki after the divorce

 

[Phish]

“So thats the device you used to swat yourself 40 times or was it a different one?”

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

This is a deeply unhappy person.

 

[Martin]

Ripped it and uploaded to youtube channel for easy reference later.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Chugging a drink with an alligator?? That’s Weird News!

AN ALLIGATOR!?!?

 

[RickReternal]

Leslie and Mr. Smith (part-time PatTuber/vet/hates Pat but casually) giving Pat the old one-two.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

@Tagine Enthusiast

you're famous nigger!!!

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It just sits on his stove unused forever

 

[CompoundBasement]

It just sits on his stove unused forever

It's a Le Creuset isn't it? It's around $300.00. Probably the most expensive thing in that kitchen, and that includes the second hand store refrigerator that is too big for the room and partially blocks a doorway.

 

[Dani's Thick Legsters]

I liked this shot showing just how fucking RED he is. Sadniki on the right.

They had to all change into black to hide the sweat stains