Pig and Stinky went to see The Cure last night

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember NIN being boosted by that. All the chicks in HS used that movie as a goth trigger.

I was Eric Draven like 3 years in a row for Halloween. Got laid every time.

 

[Meownaw]

I was Eric Draven like 3 years in a row for Halloween. Got laid every time.

Does it count when it's an uncle though? Just busting your stones.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Does it count when it's an uncle though? Just busting your stones.

Well yeah, stupid. Otherwise I wouldn't have said it.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Nascar for me always meant a day of my dad asleep on the couch with the TV that had the satellite hooked up to it and if I ever changed the channel, he'd wake up and be like "Put the fucking race back on." Those also seemed to be the days that my mom was a complete bitch because my dad was doing something he wanted to do and he'd actually tell her to fuck off when she bothered him. "I have to fucking vacuum, Abe's Dad!" "Do it later. Fuck off." And then she'd just slam doors and stomp around like a faggot all day so I usually just fucked off into the woods.

Fair enough, I never took to the sport either but for different reasons, but I do take issue with not respecting EARNHARDT!

I only ever saw one race in person but it was a good one, got to see a four car pile up right in front of where I was sitting (inside of the track like a baller). Dad went to one where a guy got hammered before the flags ever even waved and would wake up from his beer coma whenever the crowd surged just to shout EARNHARDT! and then pass back out immediately. Nascar culture is funny and driving fast is pretty cool.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Fair enough, I never took to the sport either but for different reasons, but I do take issue with not respecting EARNHARDT!

I only ever saw one race in person but it was a good one, got to see a four car pile up right in front of where I was sitting (inside of the track like a baller). Dad went to one where a guy got hammered before the flags ever even waved and would wake up from his beer coma whenever the crowd surged just to shout EARNHARDT! and then pass back out immediately. Nascar culture is funny and driving fast is pretty cool.

Nascar culture is fucking hilarious. I only ever went to one in Michigan and we had shitty seats so you'd just see the pack go by like every minute. There was one crash but we didn't see it. I'll never forget it though because my dad was so excited to go in that he didn't pay attention to how to get back where we parked so we wandered the fields for like 6 hours and saw all kinds of debauchery and drunk redneck shit. On the way IN, there was one little crackhead looking guy who was staggering up a hill pulling a wagon and he fell backwards into it and rolled back down the hill like a cartoon. There were tons of people that passed out shirtless in the sun and were just cooking themselves. The only thing we found to drink was someone selling lemonade for like $15 a cup. It was legitimately the best lemonade I've ever had.

At the end there was something retarded like at any time we could've got on this shuttle thing that would've taken us straight to the parking lot we were looking for. Good day though.

That same trip, my dad got us lost in the scariest part of Detroit and made a Red Lobster in Windsor stay open like half an hour late because he ordered all you can eat crab legs and kept saying "I haven't eaten all that I can eat" and bitching to me about how crab legs are a lot of fucking around for hardly any meat.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

I saw the Cure once almost twenty years ago. It was a good show and I smooched on a girl the whole time. No she didn't have a pecker, knock it off you guys.

I got to see Pantera too once, before Dimebag died. We were there more for Slayer at the time... big fawken metal show. dvv dvv

I was Eric Draven like 3 years in a row for Halloween. Got laid every time.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Remember when Pat went as Robert Smith for Halloween, just so he’d have an excuse to wear makeup?

He went around singing “See the children, child!” and stealing candy out of kids’ trick-or-treat bags.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Boys don't child, child.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

They think I'm actor Joe Polito.

Fuck they're dumb

 

[Uncle Floyd]

He ended up getting me a life-size cardboard Dimebag cut-out that I still have lol.

Do you kiss it before bed?

 

[Meownaw]

They think I'm actor Joe Polito.

Fuck they're dumb

Is that Sue?

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Do you kiss it before bed?

I cut the mouth out and attached a Fleshlight Quick Shot to the hole and a mop head to the back of the head. RESPECTFULLY.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I saw Jimi Page and Robert Plant at MSG in the mid 90s. Rob sat on the side of the stage and smoked a Marlboro light 100. I was close enough to see the brand. The hurdy gurdy man was a part of the show.

That's pretty huge. I'd pay $200 and not a cent more to see that. But when you saw it, just as Jimmy Page was transitioning to Asian.

 

[guest]

That's pretty huge. I'd pay $200 and not a cent more to see that. But when you saw it, just as Jimmy Page was transitioning to Asian.

Yeah. My friend Larry won the tickets in a local radio promo. We both sold devil sticks so we brought a few dozen and sold them all while juggling in the subway and out in front. Made over 400$

 

[firstimelongtime]

I saw Jimi Page and Robert Plant at MSG in the mid 90s. Rob sat on the side of the stage and smoked a Marlboro light 100. I was close enough to see the brand. The hurdy gurdy man was a part of the show.

Wish I had seen that. Oddly enough, Porl Thompson played that tour with Page and Plant, after his second departure from the Cure.

 

[guest]

WWAW having to drive a 3 hour round trip to a real city every time you want to see a decent band/show/museum etc because you live in shithole Milwaukee?

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

WWAW having to drive a 3 hour round trip to a real city every time you want to see a decent band/show/museum etc because you live in shithole Milwaukee?

Wwaw having to drive home after a concert because you’re too poor to afford a hotel for a night ? It’s not like either of them had anything to drive back for

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

They think I'm actor Joe Polito.

Fuck they're dumb

You must feel foolish now. Shane's gonna celebrate with a second, butter knife.

 

[MasterPosHonor]

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You must feel foolish now. Shane's gonna celebrate with a second, butter knife.

Well don't I look like a clueless fat dummy

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Yeah. My friend Larry won the tickets in a local radio promo. We both sold devil sticks so we brought a few dozen and sold them all while juggling in the subway and out in front. Made over 400$

I wish I could juggle.