Pig and Stinky went to see The Cure last night

[firstimelongtime]

On Nike-clad hooves, the piggy man comes

Ducking through the alleys of the Milwaukee slums

Waddling past the entrance of Hooligan’s bar

Looking for Du-Quan, looking for Jamar…

 

[SFWA liaison]

he needs The Cure for obesity

 

[Turk February]

I am willing to bet Pat's favorite album by The Cure is "The Queen is Dead".

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I cant see Zakk being cool with doing tours with a stand-in. But then again he's known for being the gang leader of a fake motorcycle club (yuck)

TIL Joseph Cumia has something in common with an actually successful musician. Who knew?

 

[iBangedQuasi]

The balls on these lowlifes to file a payment plan with a collections lawyer and then talk about planning vacations next year and going to concerts. And then TO DOCUMENT it all on social media. Idiots.

It's the American dream, is it not? Rack up thousands and thousands of dollars in CC and other debt then just pay it back $100/month until the end of time or you die. In which case will be soon because Patrick is very fat you see

 

[PogromStallone]

I am willing to bet Pat's favorite album by The Cure is "The Queen is Dead".

Frankly, Mr. Hamkly.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

This is absolutely all Niki. Pat knows nothing about The Cure, as we have seen his musical tastes. It's almost exclusively that nu-metal shit from the early 2000s seasoned with some Foo Fighters.

 

[TravisPickle]

I was such a stereotypical metal head fag that for a long time, Zakk Wylde was pretty much my hero. He eventually wrote an autobiography and it turns out he's like pretty well retarded. They really cleaned up a lot of his brain damage in Guitar World.

I thought he was cool as fuck around 2005, too. When Dimebag was murdered I got swept up in the whole thing and basically "pantera-blsguy" was my teenage identity.

 

[TravisPickle]

Like this? Lol

Yeah, thats the one. Fuckin jesus christ.

 

[Carl Winslow]

The Cure is too good for him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I thought he was cool as fuck around 2005, too. When Dimebag was murdered I got swept up in the whole thing and basically "pantera-blsguy" was my teenage identity.

One time a little while after Dimebag got killed, I heard on the radio that someone was filming a reenactment of the murder and I punched a wall and was like "NO! FUCK THAT!" My buddy was like "who the fuck cares, man?" He was right. Who the fuck cares. I didn't know the guy. I acted like they were going to force me to relive the death of a close relative. Teenagers are gay.

 

[TravisPickle]

One time a little while after Dimebag got killed, I heard on the radio that someone was filming a reenactment of the murder and I punched a wall and was like "NO! FUCK THAT!" My buddy was like "who the fuck cares, man?" He was right. Who the fuck cares. I didn't know the guy. I acted like they were going to force me to relive the death of a close relative. Teenagers are gay.

hahahahahaaaaa you were just like me. Did you sperg out over the story of that one band fucking with his grave, too? I did.

My dad used to bust my balls over my dimebag worshipping so fuckkkking hard. We'd be at the dinner table and he'd just look at me, throw a peace sign and go "Peace to Dimebag, remember Dimebag, yeah!" out of nowhere while i'm trying to eat. fuckin bastard lmao.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

hahahahahaaaaa you were just like me. Did you sperg out over the story of that one band fucking with his grave, too? I did.

My dad used to bust my balls over my dimebag worshipping so fuckkkking hard. We'd be at the dinner table and he'd just look at me, throw a peace sign and go "Peace to Dimebag, remember Dimebag, yeah!" out of nowhere while i'm trying to eat. fuckin bastard lmao.

Hilarious bit.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

hahahahahaaaaa you were just like me. Did you sperg out over the story of that one band fucking with his grave, too? I did.

My dad used to bust my balls over my dimebag worshipping so fuckkkking hard. We'd be at the dinner table and he'd just look at me, throw a peace sign and go "Peace to Dimebag, remember Dimebag, yeah!" out of nowhere while i'm trying to eat. fuckin bastard lmao.

I sperged out over anything that could be perceived as disrespect to my dear, departed friend, Dimebag Darrell. So yes.

I was already majorly gay for Pantera and my dad was the one who told me he died. My dad's a tough, manly dude and definitely wanted me to be the same way, but he was super supportive of me loving music so he broke it to me like a family member died and I was in high-school lol. (Then again, he did the same when Dale Earnhardt died because he demanded that I pick a favorite Nascar driver, even though Nascar bored the shit out of me. When he told me I was like "Yeah, okay.") He ended up getting me a life-size cardboard Dimebag cut-out that I still have lol. I hate myself.

 

[TravisPickle]

I sperged out over anything that could be perceived as disrespect to my dear, departed friend, Dimebag Darrell. So yes.

I was already majorly gay for Pantera and my dad was the one who told me he died. My dad's a tough, manly dude and definitely wanted me to be the same way, but he was super supportive of me loving music so he broke it to me like a family member died and I was in high-school lol. (Then again, he did the same when Dale Earnhardt died because he demanded that I pick a favorite Nascar driver, even though Nascar bored the shit out of me. When he told me I was like "Yeah, okay.") He ended up getting me a life-size cardboard Dimebag cut-out that I still have lol. I hate myself.

D'awww thats pretty sweet, man. Thats a good Dad.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

(Then again, he did the same when Dale Earnhardt died because he demanded that I pick a favorite Nascar driver, even though Nascar bored the shit out of me. When he told me I was like "Yeah, okay.")

Abe I've always respected you but now I just don't know.

 

[guest]

I have zero interest in seeing the fat, out of breath, faggot versions of bands anymore. It's miserable.

Not all old bands count as a fat, out of breath, faggot version of themselves though. I'd go see Alice Cooper again, I'd go see Iron Maiden again, when I saw Ozzy he was already getting old but he put on an awesome show.

I just always think about Guns n Roses. Like, why fucking bother?

Also, I'd rather be stabbed than pay to see The Cure at their peak.

I saw Jimi Page and Robert Plant at MSG in the mid 90s. Rob sat on the side of the stage and smoked a Marlboro light 100. I was close enough to see the brand. The hurdy gurdy man was a part of the show.

 

[guest]

Fuck I forgot about that. I think that’s a pretty good soundtrack.

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I remember NIN being boosted by that. All the chicks in HS used that movie as a goth trigger.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Abe I've always respected you but now I just don't know.

Nascar for me always meant a day of my dad asleep on the couch with the TV that had the satellite hooked up to it and if I ever changed the channel, he'd wake up and be like "Put the fucking race back on." Those also seemed to be the days that my mom was a complete bitch because my dad was doing something he wanted to do and he'd actually tell her to fuck off when she bothered him. "I have to fucking vacuum, Abe's Dad!" "Do it later. Fuck off." And then she'd just slam doors and stomp around like a faggot all day so I usually just fucked off into the woods.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I remember NIN being boosted by that. All the chicks in HS used that movie as a goth trigger.

I was Eric Draven like 3 years in a row for Halloween. Got laid every time.