People who say "Film" instead of "Movie" HATE Thread

[TomFromNawlins]

Its used by gatekeeping sports media douches all the time.
“Lack of hustle isnt gonna fly here. Not in this town. I tell ya what, you try that in THIS town? You better keep your bags packed”

That’s definitely some WIP guys.

 

[johnnynoname]

I like how having sex isn't even on your radar as a possibility

straight sex

thank god for gay sex though or I'd never get laid

 

[DiarrheaDick]

Or those nyc faggots saying I’m standing on line it’s standing IN line you fucks.

"Get on the plane, get on the plane!" I say fuck you, I'm getting in the plane. Let Evil Keneevil get ON the plane! I'll be in here with you folks in uniform. There seems to be less WIND in here!”

-Carlin

 

[RaggotFetard]

Another example of Maron trying to sound cool was referring to headphones as "cans" because he heard musicians/audiophiles say it. Thankfully ultra autist Steve Albini immediately shut him down for saying it.

A niche drumming one I hear from balding pony tail Brother Joe types is referring to cymbals as "pies" (they're both round, get it?!). Boomers always chest thumping their hip speak to signal refinement & experience, but then you see them play & they suck absolute fucking shit, every time.

I’ve played drums for many years and have never heard “pies”. I do occasionally call drum heads “skins” though.

 

[guest]

I'm gonna drag @Meownaw in on this with me since I consider him the only other true cinephile (yes I'll kill myself later) on here.

i didn’t know that sucking david lynch’s cock over every marginal, mediocre summer hit like blue velvet or lost highway makes somebody a film critic.
Lunch pale, container of coffee, etc.