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People who live in the USA and act like soccer is something worth watching are just acclimating to becoming a third world nation.

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Yes please continue to watch great American invented sports where there is an extreme amount of rules bloat, black worship, and 2 hours of commercials interrupted with 4 or 5 minutes of gameplay. Perhaps baseball is more your speed where the 2 teams barely interact with each other and the amount of jewelry each player wears is obscene because baseball is barely a sport. Also 200 meaningless games are played, feel the excitement, hey not much black worship in this sport though. Unless it's a Dominican.
Okay okay maybe basketball? A game that got so ghetto they had to put a dress code! You get about 15 minutes of game play between commercials on this one though so that's a bargain!
Only in America does one feel compelled to shit on soccer. No one's gonna take your black athletes away it's fine.
Just don't fucking watch it and don't worry about what others like
Thank you sir for typing that so I didn’t have to.
 

JoshFromMichigan

I miss Norm
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You don't like that ground where the guy cuts up a tree every time a goal is scored?

There's a artificial vibe around most US soccer fans although I think as time goes on that will change. It's already in average having 22k fans at per game in the MLS and that's for pretty low level quality with most those people also having European sides they follow.


The last world cup in the US was in 1994 and it's massively bigger in the US compared to then. 2026 world cup will just grow it even more.
I hate the way they try copying Europe with the team names. San Diego FC? Just call yourself the San Diego Red Dicks or something like every other American sports team. There's no old fans either. My dad still calls me a fag for watching soccer. A bunch of Antifa members and trannies calling themselves "supporters". It makes me sick.
 

Dennyislife

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I hate the way they try copying Europe with the team names. San Diego FC? Just call yourself the San Diego Red Dicks or something like every other American sports team. There's no old fans either. My dad still calls me a fag for watching soccer. A bunch of Antifa members and trannies calling themselves "supporters". It makes me sick.
The football club stuff is fine as that's what it is. Clean and simple. It's when they try to European it up and fail like Inter Miami. That's just silly.
 

Africa.com

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I hate the way they try copying Europe with the team names. San Diego FC? Just call yourself the San Diego Red Dicks or something like every other American sports team. There's no old fans either. My dad still calls me a fag for watching soccer. A bunch of Antifa members and trannies calling themselves "supporters". It makes me sick.
Even better are "ultras" who fight on behalf of teams that are 5 years old. L
 

LingerLonger

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Hockey and NBA have the same problem. The games dont fucking matter. Taking 2/3 of the league into playoffs is stupid and a jew money grab (but what isnt)
It's also clear that the fanbases of these sports have radically changed. When MLB started taking more teams into the playoffs at first everyone mostly hated it. Now you have people who want half of the teams getting into the playoffs. Let's play 162 games and only eliminate half of the field and give even more barely .500 teams a chance to win.
 

Dennyislife

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It's also clear that the fanbases of these sports have radically changed. When MLB started taking more teams into the playoffs at first everyone mostly hated it. Now you have people who want half of the teams getting into the playoffs. Let's play 162 games and only eliminate half of the field and give even more barely .500 teams a chance to win.
The owners would never allow it but US sports would be dramatically improved by having promotion and relegation between different leagues. Those collage sides that get 100k having a legit chance to play in the big leagues etc. shitty sides go down and the money is hit rather than just being shite forever. I know someone who just set up a new football club. It's about 10 leagues below the premier league and has a few hundred people who watch every week but technically it could rise through the leagues.

The closed shop in the US system was tried to be brought in during Covid and it caused a bigger protest than most anti lockdown protests. Fans broke into a stadium with a behind closed doors game going on and got the game abandoned they were so angry about it and these were the clubs who would benefit from it.
 

Dennyislife

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Americans don't have the brain capacity to appreciate finer gameplay. They need to see men runt fast and hit things hard.
They complain games are low scoring when per minute it's way more high scoring than NFL could ever be. They aren't the smartest people.

Games that are too high scoring like basketball must be for people with attention disorders
 

The Shah of Iran

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If there's no risk of death for both competitors and spectators, it's not a sport.


at 5:37 ish of this video they show the graphic of him and then say they'll have a "5 lap salute" when they come back from break. It's probs years of skipping ads that have done this to my brain but when they returned and showed the replay of the crash and their stunned silence it kinda makes it seem like they had another crash whilst honouring the guy who just died.

Well folks we can't quite believe this
 

The Shah of Iran

aye awrite then
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The football club stuff is fine as that's what it is. Clean and simple. It's when they try to European it up and fail like Inter Miami. That's just silly.
Real Salt Lake was the one that made my laugh when i saw it. No one told them that Real Madrid were called that because they were literally the football team of the Spanish monarchy and not because they weren't having any of these other phoney Madrids. Da Real Salt Lake would have more dignity
 

Imager

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Soccer will get more popular in America, even more popular than the NFL due to all the unfettered immigration that is continually coming in.

Our new country is going to be great.
 

Chive Turkey

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Real Salt Lake was the one that made my laugh when i saw it. No one told them that Real Madrid were called that because they were literally the football team of the Spanish monarchy and not because they weren't having any of these other phoney Madrids. Da Real Salt Lake would have more dignity
That's hilarious. Might as well have named it Kosher Salt Lake.
 
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Football/Soccer is so natural lol...only with the VAR and the women referees is it aesthetically artificial.

Kicking something spherical is so natural and pure.
 
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Real Salt Lake was the one that made my laugh when i saw it. No one told them that Real Madrid were called that because they were literally the football team of the Spanish monarchy and not because they weren't having any of these other phoney Madrids. Da Real Salt Lake would have more dignity
Imagine a Real Salt Lake "hooligan" or them chanting anthems....ewwwww (because Toronto FC is trying this out, they supposedly have an "army" now of hardcore TFC fans).
 
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