Paul Weimer and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Morning

[Kinderman]

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen on here. TYFYS


Paul, if people read that and are convinced it really is you then it's not "somewhat" like you. You'd think that would be a reason for some introspection but I'm SO SORRY PAUL.

My question is when is this cocksucker not at a low point?

 

[Harry Powell]

As Caverlock said, this faggot was the one who picked a fight. He was cackling with glee for a moment. Now he pays for the rest of his life (the duration of which is up to him).

This gets lost sometimes but he was gloating on the sub and Twitter at the time. Classic bullied loser seizing the opportunity to be a bully himself.

 

[PogromStallone]

As Caverlock said, this faggot was the one who picked a fight. He was cackling with glee for a moment.

That is literally every person in Pat's orbit. They all think they're gonna be the one to claim victory and they all lose before we even know who they are.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

My question is when is this cocksucker not at a low point?

It’s all fake and gay. It’s the only way he knows how to get attention. He can’t talk to women. He looks like a pedo and all of his IRL friends are just as pathetic as he is. They give him fake awards so he won’t kill himself (he won’t he doesn’t have the balls to do so).

That is literally every person in Pat's orbit. They all think they're gonna be the one to claim victory and they all lose we even know who they are.

they’re all fucking delusional losers who are terminally online and pretend to be something their not. If Shane and Jackie were really that tech savvy, why haven’t they taken down this place and doxxed everyone yet? You know like how four years ago Pat told us the final blow was coming .

 

[HotAnus]

Do you think they called him Paul Weiner in school, and occassionally documents misspell his name as that? Is that the source if him being such an angsty pussy?

I consider this a fact

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Do you think they called him Paul Weiner in school, and occassionally documents misspell his name as that? Is that the source if him being such an angsty pussy?

I consider this a fact

Paul Whiner

 

[Harry Powell]

Paul Whiner

I can’t believe that’s the first time I’ve heard this

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I can’t believe that’s the first time I’ve heard this

It was right there. Collectively we're pretty smart but even we drop the ball at times.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Can you really "impersonate" someone's dead mother online? I don't care if someone impersonates my dead mom.

 

[Professor Rape]

Can you really "impersonate" someone's dead mother online? I don't care if someone impersonates my dead mom.

Pretty bad impersonation if she's talking.
Is your avatar a mix of doug benson and that "I WAS ROIPED BY AN ABBO" chick?

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Pretty bad impersonation if she's talking.
Is your avatar a mix of doug benson and that "I WAS ROIPED BY AN ABBO" chick?

I rape lesbians (which is a victimless crime!!)

 

[Rick Roblinson]

The best was his retarded black friend 'Tade ' who liked the comment calling him a spade until he realized it was a troll. Then he got offended.

 

[Kinderman]

The best was his retarded black friend 'Tade ' who liked the comment calling him a spade until he realized it was a troll. Then he got offended.

Exactly. He obviously laughed at it, shocked that Paul told an actual joke. Then he liked it. After he discovers it’s a troll it’s “horrific and ghoulish.” I suspect “Paul” isn’t done chatting with Tade.

 

[Stent]

Do you think they called him Paul Weiner in school

I would bet there were many kids who said "Paul Weimer? Gay name. Who's that?" even though they'd been in the same class for years.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

I rape lesbians (which is a victimless crime!!)

Mrs. Blaze wasn’t particularly fond of cock at first either. But I… corrected her.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I love that came to the worst possible self diagnosis because he cant sleep.

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Same thing happens to Pat, there's all those "Umm, that was the stlaker". It's not good if your trolls sound exactly like you. It's easier to do Pat because of how over the top he is but these are excellent.

Paul's probably seething in his cubicle because he saw a co-worker smile.

One of the best bits was using an impersonation account to apologize for Pat being a cunt

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

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@Wigger comment? What would you do if Paul Weimar tried to rape you?

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

That is literally every person in Pat's orbit. They all think they're gonna be the one to claim victory and they all lose before we even know who they are.

They don't understand, we've been doing this since we were 18

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Paul Weimer is a pedophile.