Paul Weimer and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Morning

[Honoria]

Shows how pathetic Paul is and how little his 'friends' think of him when they can believe the fake posts for even a second.

Nice life, faggot.

Same thing happens to Pat, there's all those "Umm, that was the stlaker". It's not good if your trolls sound exactly like you. It's easier to do Pat because of how over the top he is but these are excellent.

Paul's probably seething in his cubicle because he saw a co-worker smile.

 

[SFWA liaison]

more like Paul Whiny

 

[BraunsGhost]

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"I think I have cancer.." I use Ribz as a Like but this seriously had ma ribz hurtin' taday!

 

[kingship75]

Imagine the only interaction you get with women is them pitying you on social media. How he doesn't just immediately throw himself off the nearest bridge will forever be a mystery.

Because there are dwellers under the bridge, child.

 

[Caverlock]

Paul was targeted because he falsely filed DMCA claims. No one knew about his toddler "underclothes" shots, suicide baiting, fanfics about Marina Sirtis felching Klingon cum into his mouth, etc. until much later.

While researching an ultimately scrapped thread on the "Puppies" SFWA drama, I found that during that schism someone leaked to Tumblr a bunch of his File770 messages in which he bragged about spamming DMCA takedown to hosts as a pressure campaign to get wrongthinkers deplatformed, which won him a lot of ill-gotten status in the SFWA. He did the same thing a few years later with Patso pics on Reddit, no matter how much they satisfied Fair Use.

He's yet another crybully like Pig and Jackie.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Marina Sirtis felching

Not gonna lie, I'd let Troi do some nasty things to me.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Paul was targeted because he falsely filed DMCA claims. No one knew about his toddler "underclothes" shots, suicide baiting, fanfics about Marina Sirtis felching Klingon cum into his mouth, etc. until much later.

While researching an ultimately scrapped thread on the "Puppies" SFWA drama, I found that during that schism someone leaked to Tumblr a bunch of his File770 messages in which he bragged about spamming DMCA takedown to hosts as a pressure campaign to get wrongthinkers deplatformed, which won him a lot of ill-gotten status in the SFWA. He did the same thing a few years later with Patso pics on Reddit, no matter how much they satisfied Fair Use.

He's yet another crybully like Pig and Jackie.

And now he gets to enjoy us for the rest of his sorry, miserable life.

I'm so sorry, Paul.

 

[cliveowen]

Ali is a real looker. No wonder Paul is harassing her.

 

[Professor Rape]

Ali is a real looker. No wonder Paul is harassing her.

definitely hot and normal looking because of the way she's posing her head in that very natural position

holy shit women are retarded

 

[Kinderman]

Ali is a real looker. No wonder Paul is harassing her.

 

[Professor Rape]

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So fucking funny.

Kinderman, you've done it again.

 

[Kinderman]

So fucking funny.

Kinderman, you've done it again.

I’ve made three threads full of these Reddit reposts, and still have an ever-growing folder of screenshots to post here. Bluesky apparently makes it so easy to get a new account. Plus, Paul gets the account shut down in minutes every time. No matter what time it is. I’ll see it in the middle of the night and he’s up warning people. 1 in the afternoon, boom he’s there. So he obviously has notifications on, and that makes me howl imagining him seeing it and freaking out every time. It’s a content factory that takes maybe 10 minutes to get something hilarious.

 

[Phish]

I’ve made three threads full of these Reddit reposts, and still have an ever-growing folder of screenshots to post here. Bluesky apparently makes it so easy to get a new account. Plus, Paul gets the account shut down in minutes every time. No matter what time it is. I’ll see it in the middle of the night and he’s up warning people. 1 in the afternoon, boom he’s there. So he obviously has notifications on, and that makes me howl imagining him seeing it and freaking out every time. It’s a content factory that takes maybe 10 minutes to get something hilarious.

Youve been smashing ribs all morning. Thanks Kinderman. Im so sorry to my ribcage though. Rough morning with the loffs.

 

[Harry Powell]

I’ve made three threads full of these Reddit reposts, and still have an ever-growing folder of screenshots to post here. Bluesky apparently makes it so easy to get a new account. Plus, Paul gets the account shut down in minutes every time. No matter what time it is. I’ll see it in the middle of the night and he’s up warning people. 1 in the afternoon, boom he’s there. So he obviously has notifications on, and that makes me howl imagining him seeing it and freaking out every time. It’s a content factory that takes maybe 10 minutes to get something hilarious.

Don’t hold back on the screenshots for us brotherman

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Paul being miserable makes me happy.

 

[Honoria]

Happy Waterfall Wednesday.

 

[Cumtown Fags]

Paul Weimer spotting earlier today.

 

[Kinderman]

Don’t hold back on the screenshots for us brotherman

I’ll eventually have them all out. I’m not holding back to be a tease or anything, I just don’t want to shit up LitCrit with endless Weimer threads every day. I’ll sort through them and post some more this weekend.

EDIT: here’s one that made me chuckle to tide you over.

 

[Stent]

As Caverlock said, this faggot was the one who picked a fight. He was cackling with glee for a moment. Now he pays for the rest of his life (the duration of which is up to him).

 

[CruisinColin]

You have to be right. I think @captain_kamala gave Paul the idea to do it to say weird shit to women.


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PAUL WEIMER FELTED AND BTFO’D.

This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen on here. TYFYS

Their tactic to sound somewhat like me at a low point

Paul, if people read that and are convinced it really is you then it's not "somewhat" like you. You'd think that would be a reason for some introspection but I'm SO SORRY PAUL.