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Pat’s pro se motion in full

Salted Earth Truffle

Eric Hildeman poked my no-no hole when I was 5
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there's so much editorialising there, it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever read
The whole “Public court hearings should be conducted in secret if there’s a chance someone will laugh about it” argument must be supported by case law, right? Weird Pat didn’t cite any.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Pat it wasnt a trial. It was contempt for you not paying a judgment.

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LoomisBuckby

He stinks and I don't like him
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Either McCabe didn’t explain basic legal facts to Pat or he was too stupid to understand — possibly both. If his aim is to reduce how much his enemies point and laugh at him, he’s doing it wrong.
You might be too stupid to understand that Pat wrote this himself and filed it on the 21st, with him hiring McCabe at the end of the day on the 22nd.
 

Salted Earth Truffle

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You might be too stupid to understand that Pat wrote this himself and filed it on the 21st, with him hiring McCabe at the end of the day on the 22nd.
Pat claims he wrote the document with the assistance of a lawyer. Whether it was McCabe or someone else, that person is either a moron or a brazen liar — but perhaps both, just like Pat.
 

The Sue Deal

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He fucking loves pulling out words that he thinks strengthen the legal reprucussions but has 0 idea what the fuck they mean. Theres so much to pick apart in this one sentence alone:

Here, Platiff is anonymously asking the court to confine a resident of this state for the purpose of getting laughs from his friends.”
1.) The fact that Quasi is anonymous is completely irrelevant to any of this. He uses this like “crossed state lines” thinking it adds some horrific footnote to the “crime” of asking for a contempt charge.
2.) Being a resident of the state means fucking nothing. But he thinks this will strengthen his defense, as if the fact he lives in Milwuakee and Quasi doesn’t means Rick isn’t able to face consequences.
3.) The purpose is not for laughs but because he didn’t pay.
4.) Quasi is not our friend.
5.) Even if Quasi had no legal basis to ask for Patricks arrest over the contempt, it is not a crime to request this. It is up to the judge to grant it or deem it as not possible.
 
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