Pat's next shitty book is about a former marine

[Clint Ruin]

Those are all struggling authors as well. He doesnt have any actual civllian fans. It's just a circlejerk.

Yup. Anytime someone seems chummy with Rick, just look at their profile. They're always sci-fi writers. An oversaturated field dominated by talentless hacks desperate to advertise themselves on social media as their books don't sell on merit. The SFWA douchebags sure stick together.

 

[Clint Ruin]

muh female marine muh prosthetic limbs

She'll be a woman of color, to be sure, Rick will check that box every time. He loves writing about things he has no experience with: people of color, women, the military, science, etc...

 

[Brooke Shields]

I guess I'll buy it for the chapter 7 challenge..

 

[Meownaw]

>she
Pander harder you faggot

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

>she
Pander harder you faggot

F O N A L D

P L U M P

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

We need some streetshitters to offer to fuck his tits in the Twitter responses.

 

[Clint Ruin]

F O N A L D

P L U M P

The villain of this book will be a billionaire cryptobro named Pelon Rusk.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

I wonder if publisher Josiah Munoz is interested?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I guess I'll buy it for the chapter 7 challenge..

At least it will come with its own toilet paper

 

[Ladynyahh]

Space elephants you say, sounds riveting

 

[Clint Ruin]

I love that this is what a creative genius thinks scifi is, taking something native to earth and putting the word "space" in front of it. Asamov would be proud.

 

[Meownaw]

She'll be a woman of color, to be sure, Rick will check that box every time. He loves writing about things he has no experience with: people of color, women, the military, science, etc...

He has plenty of experience with pepperoni of color though.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Of course his former Marine is a female. He has no knowledge or balls to write about a grunt. There’s already excellent books about former Marines. Written by people who know something about the military. Pat would lose a fight to Colin Powell, and Powell is dead.

 

[NoBacon]

They’re elephants….in space!!!

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Space elephants you say, sounds riveting

Wonder whats the difference between earth based elephants and space elephants, he probably just found a story about earth elephants then copied, pasted, story and added "space"

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Wonder whats the difference between earth based elephants and space elephants, he probably just found a story about earth elephants then copied, pasted, story and added "space"

They’re not bound by gravity child, and they live on Jupiter, sorry you’re so stupid, I can’t help you!

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

They’re elephants….in space!!!

I'd accuse Pat of ripping this off if only I weren't so confident that he's never even heard of this series, and certainly hasn't read it.

 

[guest]

But is it a black disabled female transgender marine? Bigot.

 

[guest]

You have no publisher, child.

 

[guest]

Holy shit he's a bad writer.