Pat's next shitty book is about a former marine

[Clint Ruin]

Wait, so do you have 25k words or 1k? Do you even know the difference, you simple fuck?

 

[guest]

Wait, so do you have 25k words or 1k? Do you even know the difference, you simple fuck?

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They're sentences, child.

 

[FurBurger]

Wait, so do you have 25k words or 1k? Do you even know the difference, you simple fuck?

He had 25k, and has now written another 1000 and wants his #AmTarded applause.

I wonder if he was that needy at Target, and that's why they booted him?

 

[Clint Ruin]

He had 25k, and has now written another 1000 and wants his #AmTarded applause.

I wonder if he was that needy at Target, and that's why they booted him?

Ah. Well, if the professional author would form full sentences, I probably would be less confused.

 

[EraGodless]

While Pat is legitimately retarded, I believe he belched & farted out 1100 words today.

Wait, so do you have 25k words or 1k? Do you even know the difference, you simple fuck

 

[Stent]

Hi, Patrick. My name is Jose Macarena and I work for Tor Books. Thank you for your tweets. We'd like to sign you for a bajillion dollar contract for your incomplete book about things you saw in the news headlines but set in space.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Shut the fuck up and write the goddamned thing already.

He must really be devoid of new ideas if he's reaching six years back into his bag of shit to pull out a turd that has taken more than two years to squeeze 25,000 words from. Maybe instead of suing the internet and spending every waking moment fighting trolls and tweeting, he should have fired up Microsoft Word and written a word or two.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

"Write about what you know!"

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

nikki's pussy is a war story.

Her pussy is like Liberia at this point, bombed out, riddled with aids and full of niggers

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Did he change this "he" to a "she"? This was apparently a different "gay black space marine"

"And their orientation or gender identity is the least interesting, least important component of any of them."

Yeah, yet you had to type a five part tweet about changing a character's sexuality, fucktard.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Wait, so do you have 25k words or 1k? Do you even know the difference, you simple fuck?

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Hemingway said a successful day of writing was getting 1 page done in a day. Fat speedruns his novels and the results speak for themselves. Very fat man.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Did he change this "he" to a "she"? This was apparently a different "gay black space marine"

Beta readers-yes most of his readers are. And if his sexuality is irrelevant to the plot, Why comment on it at all?

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

This fat fuck sincerely believed that he's such a special and important boy that Netflix would pick up his horseshit screenplay simply by tagging them on Twitter.

 

[wbgreen]

Hemingway said a successful day of writing was getting 1 page done in a day. Fat speedruns his novels and the results speak for themselves. Very fat man.

Especially now that he's feeling the heat of his legal debts and needs money ASAP.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Like all faggot women, that stupid bitch Kinessa (dumb name) is just about having everyone look at her. She made claims about hunting poachers and so faggots like Pat got all hyped about a strong brave woman veteran protecting animals. You can't go and explicitly state you're all about shooting random people even in Tanzania. Her stupidity fucked the organization in the ass because the government couldn't be seen supporting foreign people travelling to their nation with the goal of hunting people.

If Pat wants military realism his book needs a chapter about jacking off in a shack in space.

The struggle of cumming before space heat exhaustion takes over. While staring a graffiti declaring space Wagner a dicksuck. In space

And Isn't she a murderer by pats logic? She's carrying a gun a out herself in that situation... Oh right pat doesn't have real standards

 

[stealthygeek]

I didn't do it to meet a "quota," I did it because I was told there weren't enough explicitly homosexual characters, child.

Oh sweetie, that's not how any of this works.

 

[guest]

I didn't do it to meet a "quota," I did it because I was told there weren't enough explicitly homosexual characters, child.

Oh sweetie, that's not how any of this works.

He said in an interview he did it to piss off alt right readers of his work. He's such a liar.

 

[guest]

He said in an interview he did it to piss off alt right readers of his work. He's such a liar.

What an incompetent boob. "Hmm, my book sales are shitty. How can I sell less books? I got it, let me try and piss off a (probably very small) segment of readers."

He should be thankful anyone buys the shit he puts out.

 

[guest]

What’s wrong with the works in progress we got? Dey rite pritty gud… Wassa name uh somma dem otha books Rick never publish?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

What’s wrong with the works in progress we got? Wassa name uh somma dem otha books Rick never publish?

Untitled book #3 of The Breach series (Gate Crashers, Starship Pedo), books 4, 5, and 6 of the Children of a Dead Earth series, and In The Red are a few that he has mentioned working on but not written. His life is one long "work in progress".