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Pat’s N friend got their visa denied.

captain_kamala

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Okay, hope you heal up soon and your lymph nodes don't explode.
thanks man. i got it from hanging out with my neighbor's son. his dad was 70 years old and had 3 guys a day coming over in booty shorts and body suits and stuff. landlord kicked him out for too much traffic. i guess he had a kid 35 years ago and changed his mind and decided to be gay. he was always gifting me bottles of whiskey and vodka and sitting around smoking cigarettes with me. he asked me out but i declined. nice guy. too bad what happened to me.
 

Meownaw

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thanks man. i got it from hanging out with my neighbor's son. his dad was 70 years old and had 3 guys a day coming over in booty shorts and body suits and stuff. landlord kicked him out for too much traffic. i guess he had a kid 35 years ago and changed his mind and decided to be gay. he was always gifting me bottles of whiskey and vodka and sitting around smoking cigarettes with me. he asked me out but i declined. nice guy. too bad what happened to me.
Thoughts and prayers
 

Raymond

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Mike Richards being unhelpful again

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captain_kamala

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i also have monkeypox on my arms and feet the arm pimples give the most satisfying snapping pop when i squeeze them and the feet are just weeping white junk it's pretty cool honestly if youre into picking at yourself but the face bothers me the most
 

FurBurger

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The government saw right through your lies, Pajeebi:

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TL,DR: You lied about your reason for entering the United States, and have nothing of any value to return to in Nigeria.

Remember, the man (publicly, at least) claims to be a lawyer who graduated from the best university in Nigeria. If that's true, than he's got a very expensive legal education that's only useful in Nigeria - why wouldn't that, and his family and friends, be a compelling reason to return? Unless he's lying....
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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The government saw right through your lies, Pajeebi:

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TL,DR: You lied about your reason for entering the United States, and have nothing of any value to return to in Nigeria.

Remember, the man (publicly, at least) claims to be a lawyer who graduated from the best university in Nigeria. If that's true, than he's got a very expensive legal education that's only useful in Nigeria - why wouldn't that, and his family and friends, be a compelling reason to return? Unless he's lying....
He bragged about being too lazy to get a job and now it’s a reason his visa was denied because they see some lazy bum that will try to stay in the US while contributing nothing to society.
 

FurBurger

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This is the way. Half the time I let myself look like the unabomber with ridiculous unkempt hair and a zz top beard, just using prescription medicine to float through work drudgery....
I want you to know that I remember our conversation from the other day, and that when you share your feelings like this I'm not going to "mansplain" you into doing better, I'll just listen.

Does that make you feel a bit better?
 

NoBacon

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I want you to know that I remember our conversation from the other day, and that when you share your feelings like this I'm not going to "mansplain" you into doing better, I'll just listen.

Does that make you feel a bit better?

No, vaccines are gay and I’m not taking them because I’m not gay. It’s not that hard a concept to understand.

What do you think tap water is? It's a gay bomb, baby. And I'm not saying people didn't naturally have homosexual feelings. I'm not even getting into it, quite frankly. I mean, give me a break. Do you think I'm like, oh, shocked by it, so I'm up here bashing it because I don't like gay people? I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that turn the freakin' frogs gay! Do you understand that? I'm sick of being social engineered, it's not funny!
 

Faggot Boqposter

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I guarantee the dumbass applied for the wrong visa or lied blatantly on the application. As I understand it, having gone through this process at different times:

Because he’s going to a convention he probably thought a b1 visa for “temporary business” would work. But if you’re going to earn money you need to apply for a different visa (J class) A b1 visa is like If you’re coming here for training, meeting with a prospective business partner etc. He’s going to a convention where presumably he’ll try to sell something (or at least they saw it as such)

In some ways he is lucky his dumbass didn’t get issued the visa he likely applied for. better to have been denied beforehand than buy the tickets, potentially travel all the way here and then get his ass sent home
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Sir, with all due respect, these two persons are nothing alike. You'll notice that Rihanna is 1) in significantly better shape, 2) this is an old pic of Bam and she has only gotten fatter and uglier, 3) Rihanna has smooth areolas and actual weight to her tits, 4) Bam's areolas and nips are covered in brail, and finally 5) the tumor growing out of Bam's belly button which should be enough on its own to set her on fire.

The only decent pic of Bam there ever was was a heavily photoshopped romance novel cover, and that was 30 years ago.

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Even when Rihanna out on weight like half went to her tits. It was unreal how great those knockers are. Apparently she has the herp and doesn't like condoms. Id roll the dice
 
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