Pat’s N friend got their visa denied.

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Oghen is the African on the bike, INS is the car door.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Why doesn’t he hang onto the money and go next year in Chengdu, China? Someone with Twitter should suggest that.

I'm sure they let the niggers right through

 

[Meownaw]

Here's a partial from the moulinyan's "award winning" story. A cursory glance indicates it's terrible, but still less grammatical errors than Fat's work

Again he never wrote this. @captain_kamala do you still have that Facebook post where he has the writing of a 4 year old?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Oghen is the African on the bike, INS is the car door.

I said you deny the visa application you don’t look at visa application!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I'm sure they let the niggers right through

Pat isn’t even gonna get into China. When he approaches immigration they’ll be afraid on an instant food shortage and “send fat pig back to America to floric in mud with other sows”

 

[guest]

Pat isn’t even gonna get into China. When he approaches immigration they’ll be afraid on an instant food shortage and “send fat pig back to America to floric in mud with other sows”

He couldn’t afford it anyways and will instead pretend it’s some political thing. I can’t imagine anyone will go since they barely get themselves to the US cons after half a dozen shots and masks and begging for money.

 

[guest]

African Sci-Fi? Lmao

Yeah stories about having a written language, the wheel, food, and children who aren’t starving. Real futuristic stuff.

 

[Brooke Shields]

alright @captain_kamala , you have a year to build a fake Nigerian woman writer to steal all of this liar's victim glory. I'd create an account to back you up

 

[captain_kamala]

alright @captain_kamala , you have a year to build a fake Nigerian woman writer to steal all of this liar's victim glory. I'd create an account to back you up

shit for $7000 for sure. more than dan could ever give me

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat wants to talk to your manager NOW!

 

[guest]

alright @captain_kamala , you have a year to build a fake Nigerian woman writer to steal all of this liar's victim glory. I'd create an account to back you up

She doesn’t even have to do that she could just take some pills and write some fantasy horseshit herself. They’d be bawling all over her.

Or have a white man write it for her and agree to split the grift money.

 

[captain_kamala]

She doesn’t even have to do that she could just take some pills and write some fantasy horseshit herself. They’d be bawling all over her.

Or have a white man write it for her and agree to split the grift money.

i actually write really good wacko shit i have journals full of it. off meds though.

 

[guest]

i actually write really good wacko shit i have journals full of it. off meds though.

So sign up then, you won’t even have to fuck those dweebs, they’ll just give you money.

 

[NoBacon]

yeah nigga just ask I'm sure the fucking ambassador will personally contact you to disclose their secret info which they use to determine if someone is safe or not

some background check came positive for sex crimes would be my personal guess, who knows

If I had to speculate, and I don’t like doing that, but if I really had to - I’d say it’s 98% certain that his refusal is related to child sex crimes.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

If I had to speculate, and I don’t like doing that, but if I really had to - I’d say it’s 98% certain that his refusal is related to child sex crimes.

He was caught tying to make pepperoni out of the Albino ones

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

i actually write really good wacko shit i have journals full of it. off meds though.

I'd absolutely buy a novel called "I Fucked a Guy for Scrambled Eggs"

 

[pattypatfatfat]

If I had to speculate, and I don’t like doing that, but if I really had to - I’d say it’s 98% certain that his refusal is related to child sex crimes.

98%
That's 98/100
98/100 people confirming he was involved in a FGM ring
that's not speculation
that's fact

 

[NoBacon]

I'd absolutely buy a novel called "I Fucked a Guy for Scrambled Eggs"

Bam is a kind of a schrodinger's cat situation in my mind, some photos she looks like a fine caramel frappe toned Rihanna I’d love to have a go on, and other photos she looks like a busted old benzo addict.

 

[captain_kamala]

Bam is a kind of a schrodinger's cat situation in my mind, some photos she looks like a fine caramel frappe toned Rihanna I’d love to have a go on, and other photos she looks like a busted old benzo addict.

i'm both i can put on makeup or be cute or i can just sit on my front porch and let people give me xanax

 

[guest]

i'm both i can put on makeup or be cute or i can just sit on my front porch and let people give me xanax

Doesn't sound very trad of you.