Pat's book sales numbers

[Will Tate]

"Come out, say hi and have your favorite book signed."

Why the fuck would I want this hog's signature on my copy of Lord of the Rings?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

in the black has been out over a year and was a massive flop. It’s not going to catch on now, piggy at a dumb convention. Especially since a majority of his books are sitting in boxes in his house. Don’t forget, his home is consider a “book store” for tax reasons that only sell books from one fat author.

" You hear that Tor? My following demands a sequel to In the Black."

 

[victor_sanchez]

Wow. actual NPD numbers. that poster really hooked this place up.

Can't wait to be able to post these numbers when fat runs his mouth on Twitter again about being a "successful" writer.

 

[42069]

My wife’s friend self published a children’s book two years ago and has made more money than Pat in his entire career

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

" You hear that Tor? My following demands a sequel to In the Black."

And that’s the current extent of his “experience” getting one book turned into a series. Tweet that people DEMAND a sequel even though you haven’t come close to selling 500 copies.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

And that’s the current extent of his “experience” getting one book turned into a series. Tweet that people DEMAND a sequel even though you haven’t come close to selling 500 copies.

Maybe you missed the free chilis gift card child. My following showers me in Southwest eggrolls and loaded potato skins because they are demanding a sequel.

 

[Meownaw]

Every single time some twitter retard has said "I'm buying his book because you're such a meanie! So there!" was literally this place generating his only sales numbers. Time for a taste for the forum. Just a taste.

Lil bit lil bit. We deserve some of that pawket money. *sniff*

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Imagine your total lifes work at age 41 amounting to an average starting salary

 

[AntSucks]

If you subtract legal fees, flights, driving, hotels from all to he's probably... In The Red.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

I made more money at my first personal training gig at LA shitness. Lol pathetic and predictable failure of a pig. FAT too by the way

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Someone should have him sign "Art of the Deal", or "Permanently Suspended".

 

[garbageman2244]

Wow. actual NPD numbers. that poster really hooked this place up.

Can't wait to be able to post these numbers when fat runs his mouth on Twitter again about being a "successful" writer.

I have a feeling we're going to see as much of that as we did him bragging about half-marathons after that proof was posted. So far we've taken the titles "comedian" and "runner" from him. He'll probably claim "magician" or something to pad his bio. I can't wait to see what happens nexxsssT.

 

[victor_sanchez]

I have a feeling we're going to see as much of that as we did him bragging about half-marathons after that proof was posted. So far we've taken the titles "comedian" and "runner" from him. He'll probably claim "magician" or something to pad his bio. I can't wait to see what happens nexxsssT.

the only title remaining by the end will be "fat."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I made more money at my first personal training gig at LA shitness. Lol pathetic and predictable failure of a pig. FAT too by the way

Ya but look how happy he is.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He doesn't care. He claimed to be an "author" only to get a Twitter checkmark. I'm not in publishing but I'll venture a guess and say there's nearly no money to be made in writing novels anymore. Probably doubly so in the Sci Fi genre, and triply so when your references are either out of date like Fonald Plump or soon will be like Susan Kamala.

He'd make more money bussing tables on weekends like I did when I was 15, which also had the added benefit of actually providing a productive service to the world.

 

[Harry Powell]

It’s laughable that someone with these sales numbers is ever on any kind of panel speaking about being an author. It’s a legitimate disservice to the audience. He knows nothing and is truly a fraud.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Holy shit, no wonder it took him so long to pay the trivial sum for his speeding ticket.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Haha technicality Tomlinson with his “they don’t count audiobooks!!” just to find out he sold single digit copies of them. Fat nobody.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Haha technicality Tomlinson with his “they don’t count audiobooks!!” just to find out he sold single digit copies of them. Fat nobody.

He's a fat narcissistic liar so he will just keep pushing it - "They don't count the Turkish Nook ebook edition, child. That accounts for 97% of all my sales"

 

[TorqueWheeler]