Pat's book sales numbers

[Cyberatorquer]

Fat Pat should just get a paper route. He would make more money and get some exercise for once.

have you forgotten the fate that innocent Bernell (RIP) befell?

 

[Clint Ruin]

Good job, Rick, your pinned tweet asking people to buy your book with their Xmas gift cards resulted in single digit sales.

If I went to a parking lot and tried to sell open packs of tictacs, I bet I could crack double-digit sales.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy shit he sucks

 

[NoBacon]

This doesn’t factor in the Audio book sales, which number in the hundreds of millions

 

[Meownaw]

Is he tweeting Donald Trump that he is a successful author? That's like saying you told a knock knock jock and belong at the fawkin cellar table

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Look guys, we like to have fun here but I sincerely hope no one sends this to Pat. That is not in the spirit of this place at all

 

[Harry Powell]

Look guys, we like to have fun here but I sincerely hope no one sends this to Pat. That is not in the spirit of this place at all

I can’t wait to hear his excuses and lies.

 

[NoBacon]

Righteous bucks

 

[Clint Ruin]

I can’t wait to hear his excuses and lies.

That would never happen if someone posted it to the hell thread where at least fifty people will read it.

 

[Meownaw]

Who’d have thought Atari predicted such a specific part of the future 30 years ago? Down to Ricks “Vandalism”.

It's just missing the peanut butter in your mouth bit.

 

[Harry Powell]

That would never happen if someone posted it to the hell thread where at least fifty people will read it.

FUCK this needs to happen, I’m so hard thinking about it

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

There’s no way he’s ever getting another publishing deal. Confusion should know about these awful sales numbers since he’s convinced them he’s such a success he deserves to be on a panel answering questions and giving advice.

 

[KelseyBeefers]

Hey there!

Pat has what Anthony has. Social Media Disorder.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

What are the Formats? I assume PA equals paperback? What's TP (besides being used as toilet paper), and MM? Some of the books are in multiple formats so we need to see the totals for each format (unless I'm looking at the data wrong, which is likely).

TP is trade pub - basic Becky bullshit paperback you see at WalMart.

 

[Harry Powell]

This needs to be stickied. Every brotherman needs to see this, and Patso should see it every time he logs in.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Pat, comment?

His silence is deafening.

Maybe he's still passed out.

 

[JumboYumYums]

I just realised, we almost certainly wouldn't have this official confirmation of Pat's horrendous book sales if he hadn't foolishly dragged Kiwi farms into his lolsuit. #DLTIW ay fatty? Nice streisand effect, stupid.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

These are the Milwaukee sales, child. World sales tell the complete story, little one. I'm sorry you're stupid

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

There needs to be a Patrick's book sales account on twitter. He might oink himself into a seizure.

 

[UnPRePared]

I guarantee, in less than a years time, Steve Hackett's biography, "A Genesis In My Bed", has outsold all of Pat's books combined by a wide margin.

It's a great book by the way.