Patrick S. Tomlinson (NOT a pedophile) drank Mountain Dew for 20+ years

[Uncle Floyd]

An ice cold 20 oz. bottle of brominated vegetable oil and high fructose corn syrup is sure set Piggy's snout a'twitchin'.

 

[stealthygeek]

Patso has previously stated that he drinks tea because coffee upsets his rather large tummy and yet here he is saying that quitting Mountain Dew is what drove him to be a tea fag.

So does that mean this oafish fatty was Dewing the Dew for breakfast every morning instead of coffee? What a revolting slob.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Patso has previously stated that he drinks tea because coffee upsets his rather large tummy and yet here he is saying that quitting Mountain Dew is what drove him to be a tea fag.

So does that mean this oafish fatty was Dewing the Dew for breakfast every morning instead of coffee? What a revolting slob.

Mountain Dew and Breakfast Corn

nigga probably ate it off a banjo

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Tea is for women, homosexuals and Europeans (homosexuals).

Delete this.

 

[HomeRunCumia]

Also, have some taste. Coca Cola and Dr. Pepper are the shit, everything else is in their shadow.

Coca Cola is garbage, same with Pepsi.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Also, have some taste. Coca Cola and Dr. Pepper are the shit, everything else is in their shadow.

Baja blast is delicious just not every day for 20 years

 

[FLUUUID]

I really liked mountain dew when i was 11 for about a week. What a fat cunt

 

[guest]

Tea is for women, homosexuals and Europeans (homosexuals).

And also about 3 billion chinks

 

[Stetten's Long Thumbers]

Well, stop putting child spit in it, Fatrick.

The child spit keeps him youthful, little one

 

[SexGodFireBrand]

Reminds me of this fat disaster