Patrick eats steak well done

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

This is also a man who makes scrambled eggs in the microwave.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

The char on meat is a major suspect in causing colon cancer. BBQ chef near me died of it and they had a brisket and ribs lunch at his restaurant to collect money for charity.

Like having an ass-fucking party to fight AIDS.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He also orders white wine with his steak. Of course the waiter recommends the red wine for steak because that’s the proper pairing (white wine is for chicken / fish) but piggy tells them no and brags white wine is better for well done steak like an idiot.

Working in the restaurant business for some reason most black people ALWAYS ask for burgers / steaks to be well-well done. I think it was so they could complain it wasn’t “well done enough” (after eating it all) and refuse to pay. You would know how they acted well they came in they would leave this way.

Is there evidence he actually orders a white with steak? That’s fucking wild if he does. I already hate the well done part. There’s no way he’s retarded enough to pair a white with it. It’s not even hard to know what pairings work. Red meat= red wine. White meat= white wine. Obviously not a complete guide but, it’s common fucking sense. God I fucking hate him enough already.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Is there evidence he actually orders a white with steak? That’s fucking wild if he does. I already hate the well done part. There’s no way he’s retarded enough to pair a white with it. It’s not even hard to know what pairings work. Red meat= red wine. White meat= white wine. Obviously not a complete guide but, it’s common fucking sense. God I fucking hate him enough already.

It was from one of his food pics he posted online, it was a steak and white wine glass and him bragging about white wine is what you SHOULD order with steak, not red because he’s so smart and unique. He is a big baby so he needs the sweetest white wine with his well done steak. It’s just another one of the many things Pat claims to know everything about, how you should eat your steak and it should be paired with white wine. He believes he’s some superior intellectual that looks down on “common people” yet is forever white trash. It’s why he hates his home town / upbringing so much, he always saw himself as better than everyone in that town yet he’s just another mid west rube. It’s why he’s such a lunatic and so insecure, he wants everyone to think he’s so great yet is a massive failure at everything.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

 

[NortheastPhilly]

I went through a phase when I cooked steaks on my cast iron skillet all the time, and when I ate it, it was a fucking bloodbath every time but tasted so damn good.

Growing up my mom always ordered things for me well done, and when I discovered how wrong that was I had a real bone to pick with her

 

[guest]

Based bong knows how to eat burgers

Bong is funny to me. Always assumed it was referring to Aussies. What's the connection to Brits?

Yeah the burger thing may be genetic. One of my grandmas, my dad's mother, was American and used to make them for us as kids for a treat - patties and buns from scratch. She'd do it like twice a year, and she died in the 90s, but they're still the best burgers I ever had.

Edit - I'm a faggot who misses the way my grammy made burgers for me when I was 10.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Yet he still uses it as an insult.

 

[JumboYumYums]

He's even shit at eating food, the one thing you might expect he'd actually be an expert on given how disgustingly fat he is.

 

[Will Tate]

The char on meat is a major suspect in causing colon cancer.

Guess I know how I'm gonna die now.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Burnt to a crisp, child.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Burnt to a crisp, child.

Pat ordered his shake Amos & Andy style because he's an ally

 

[JoeCumiaDotCom]

Guess I know how I'm gonna die now.

All in wit da char. There's this place near me that has tacos al pastor and it took me over a year to realize the little charred pineapple pieces weren't pieces of fat from the meat. That's how fawkin good they tasted.

 

[guest]

Guess I know how I'm gonna die now.

Throw in some black bread sometimes. The old lentil soup, nuts and apples. An apple a day etc. It's not just a saying. Get the fibre in to clean the pipes and you can enjoy grilled meat without worrying about that shit.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

All in wit da char. There's this place near me that has tacos al pastor and it took me over a year to realize the little charred pineapple pieces weren't pieces of fat from the meat. That's how fawkin good they tasted.

I fawkin love al pastor. Real Mexican food is one of the few things I miss from living in CA

 

[ThatRetardWhoDoxxdHimself]

Bong is funny to me. Always assumed it was referring to Aussies. What's the connection to Brits?

As far as I know it’s an old copypasta about everyone in london stopping and looking at the sky like a bunch of turkeys whenever big ben went BONG BONG.

 

[Clint Ruin]

He probably eats steak with ketchup

 

[FurBurger]

IIRC, aren't they supposed to be cooked to like 160 so you kill the bacteria?

Yes.

The outside of meat gets contaminated with bacteria, yeasts etc - which is fine, because that's the bit that gets cooked the most. The inside is kept mostly safe by whatever's left of the cow's immune system.

When you mince meat to make burgers, that outside gets mixed up into the middle, and if you leave it rare you're just asking for trouble. I've had enough pink burgers give me the shits that I won't touch them any more.

Medium-rare steak is fine, and if you sous vide burgers you can pasteurise them and have them as rare as you like; but fuck pink burgers from a grill.

 

[EraGodless]

Yet he still uses it as an insult.

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He should be stoned to death.

 

[Stent]

He should eat a bullet.