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Another false flag?
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Pat wasting charity’s time (again)?
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"The attempt was intercepted" = he waddled outside as they were loading the junk and scolded them for being tricked by cyberstalkers.
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He talks about this shit like it's a military operation. I'm starting to think he takes this all a little too seriously. Maybe some exercise and a fruit cup would help him lighten up a bit.
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I kind of like this bit.
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One Like.
Your false flags are boring and predictable, Fats. Nobody cares.
Your false flags are boring and predictable, Fats. Nobody cares.
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I would avoid carbs, even fruit, in his case. Get a veggie mix and just eat that whenever you are hungry. No liquid calories. Only lean meats and beans for protein. Should be down to a decent weight in 20,000 years or so.
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Intercepted like he's a fighter jock
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Wouldnt any normal person finally just get a $3 masterlock and a thin chain and daisy chain them together, making them extremely difficult to steal. Especially in his shit neighborhood. Hell, im surprised theyre not stolen for scrap 4 days a week by local youths.
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It is very odd how this bit actually works
No minimum of knocking on the door or talking to 1 person, they just start loading up shit.
Although Patrick is uniquely the biggest asshole in the country so it's not like this happens to anyone else
No minimum of knocking on the door or talking to 1 person, they just start loading up shit.
Although Patrick is uniquely the biggest asshole in the country so it's not like this happens to anyone else
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I dunno, is this kind of diet something ANYONE can do? If not it may not be for him.
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Why did he tag Salvation Army? I fucking hate him.
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To shame them.
Please reach out to his varsity big brother Kyle and he'll call his caretaker.
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He's probably contacted the local newspaper demanding they bump their story about women being raped and killed to cover this. 
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Lmao, even people on threads don't believe him.
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Hasn't he answered in the past that the stalkers are physically stalking him and that, not social media, is how they supposedly know exactly what to donate and when?
This is such a low effort bit for him. Make a donation online. Interrupt it and claim Opie and Anthony listeners did it. He gets to be the victim of stalking and never even has to involve the cops he now is suing.
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It has to be, it’s fake and gay. No one from here would do that. It’s nawt funny. Similarly to Rick double and triple dipping stolen jokes or bad takes, he’ll run this bit into the ground.
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"was intercepted", passive voice, piggy was sound asleep at 8AM and Nikki was the man of the house
"we have one of them" seems to indicate Pat is claiming the bike vandal and the paint can vandal are the same person
same old
"we have one of them" seems to indicate Pat is claiming the bike vandal and the paint can vandal are the same person
same old
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“They can only be stopped by law enforcement”
Wait, what about the threats of swift incapacitation at Pig’s hooves? What changed?