Pat thinks Hooligans is Cheers and he wants everyone to yell out his name like they do Norm

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

The point of bars is you spend a long, tedious sober day at work, then unwind with a couple drinks after clocking out. But it's the opposite for Patrick: go to the bar after a lazy day of laying on the couch with your blankie and tweeting "child" at people. Then when you have your liquid chemical dependence, only then can your "job" begin.

This cunt actually thinks he can write for Hollywood shows. That he can show up to The Orville writer's room shitfaced and scream about having strong female characters before passing out in the corner. No no no no Fox, I don't write sober.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Pat isn't like Norm, he's like George Wendt.

 

[Hudson]

Pat isn't like Norm, he's like George Wendt.

Nah...George Wendt is pretty cool.

I've heard a couple of interviews. Not PC a bit and loves to drop f bombs.

He moved out of California because he can't stand liberal politics.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Nah...George Wendt is pretty cool.

I've heard a couple of interviews. Not PC a bit and loves to drop f bombs.

He moved out of California because he can't stand liberal politics.

I only know George Wendt by his awkward interview on O&A when Jim insinuated he was a sad drunk.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Where everyone knows your gay

 

[Hudson]

I only know George Wendt by his awkward interview on O&A when Jim insinuated he was a sad drunk.

I hated that interview. O & A sabotaged it from the beginning because they didn't want to do it in the first place.

George's a good egg.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I hated that interview. O & A sabotaged it from the beginning because they didn't want to do it in the first place.

I liked it because it was cringe, but I didn't like the parties involved. Jim is such an untalented piece of shit, it's insane.

 

[potatopeeler63]

…. Age?

on a sidenote, ted danson stinks! And I dont like him.
i mean, what kind of asshole gets with cheryl and fucks over LD like that?

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

Didn't it burn down?

 

[potatopeeler63]

Didn't it burn down?

You have noThing of value To add cyberstlaker. That mishap occurred many fortnites ago, now shhhh
Lingerrrrrrr longggggggggerrrrrrrr pussylips

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Didn't it burn down?

The SFWA and I used necromancy to conjure it back into existence. And no, we didn't offer African children as a sacrifice to Moloch and Beelzebub, liTTle one.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

What's Pat drinking btw. Has he moved on to vodka? It would actually be better for his fat face but that looks like a sugary drink

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What's Pat drinking btw. Has he moved on to vodka? It would actually be better for his fat face but that looks like a sugary drink

He def drinks sugary drinks, his face shows it and complains about hangovers in his 40s which means he’s drinking cocktails heavy in sugar. Hangovers come from dehydration which extra sugar doesn’t help. Plus piggy boy needs sweet drinks to get his booze, I bet that’s a whiskey sour so he can brag about his gimmick sea salt barrel whisky which when adding mixers gets lost. It’s like idiots that order grey goose but with cranberry, you’re defeating the purpose of paying for premium / top shelf liquor if your drowning it in juice.

 

[guest]

Once you see that Homer Simpson mouth, you can't unsee it.

 

[NoBacon]

They know he's good for at least 3 meatloafs a week and 5-10 beers per day.

I guarantee they say 'just try to ignore him' when asked why a fat man with down syndrome is taking up 3 seats pretending to write at the bar.

hes definitely been cunty about someone almost spilling something on his laptop, despite insisting on sitting at a fucking bar and rudely using their power outlet, you’d think at a place which burned down through bad fire prevention management they’d stop that fat retard from doing it

 

[Udders]

You have noThing of value To add cyberstlaker. That mishap occurred many fortnites ago, now shhhh
Lingerrrrrrr longggggggggerrrrrrrr pussylips

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You ride a motorcycle four blocks to eat junk food. Nice sensible fitness regimen, stupid. Stop trying to appear athletic, its silly.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

hes definitely been cunty about someone almost spilling something on his laptop, despite insisting on sitting at a fucking bar and rudely using their power outlet, you’d think at a place which burned down through bad fire prevention management they’d stop that fat retard from doing it

I can't drink myself to sleep without some random dude asking me what I'm doing on my phone. How the heck is it convenient for him to sit there with his computer and write a novel unless he's looking for attention

 

[guest]

Cheating your way through that dumb 10k took everything you got
Thinking you're some kind of athlete but it's obvious your not
We all just wish you'd go away
Hey Fatrick time to go

Where everybody know's you're gay
Where Niki can peg you night and day
Maybe Key West so you can show off your breasts
Or try the San Francisco bay
Just find a place where you won't be in the way*


*allegedly

So much talent in this cesspool of infant baby children.

 

[MonsterSteve]

You have noThing of value To add cyberstlaker. That mishap occurred many fortnites ago, now shhhh
Lingerrrrrrr longggggggggerrrrrrrr pussylips

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This is more hilarious when you know he's put on 50 pounds since he's said this.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The point of bars is you spend a long, tedious sober day at work, then unwind with a couple drinks after clocking out. But it's the opposite for Patrick: go to the bar after a lazy day of laying on the couch with your blankie and tweeting "child" at people. Then when you have your liquid chemical dependence, only then can your "job" begin.

This cunt actually thinks he can write for Hollywood shows. That he can show up to The Orville writer's room shitfaced and scream about having strong female characters before passing out in the corner. No no no no Fox, I don't write sober.

That’s what makes him even more of an asshole, he’s a bum that feels he needs to go to bar and pretend he has a job in hopes of impressing people. His last book came out close to year ago and has been writing on spec without a contract ever since. His last book didn’t sell and his work is so poor he can’t even get freelance work which is how writers of his level (not famous) survive. If you’re not working or at least a college student with a part time job you have no reason to go to a bar. Same with how an unemployed person has no reason to go on vacation. You didn’t earn that, child.