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Pat thinks Hooligans is Cheers and he wants everyone to yell out his name like they do Norm

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Thats why the the guy in the black shirt has his back to pat. Making clear with body language that he doesnt want pat interjecting into his conversation that you could almost guarantee happened.
You can tell he told the person with him to move down as far as they could and sat sideways to get further away from Pat and his stupid laptop. He physically drives customers away from sitting at the bar.
 

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These are the people pat calls his "found family". Even they dont want to talk to him. The only one that he talks to is there for a paycheck so they are forced to be nice to him but you can bet they talk shit about him when he isnt around.
 

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These are the people pat calls his "found family". Even they dont want to talk to him. The only one that he talks to is there for a paycheck so they are forced to be nice to him but you can bet they talk shit about him when he isnt around.
I bet whoever is the most senior bartender tells Pat to shut up but Pat thinks they’re just joking and he does it because Pat’s a regular. You know the entire staff rolls their eyes when he comes in with his laptop bullshit. I’m sure every bartender has suggested Pat get a table with his laptop and Pat never gets the hint.
 

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I bet whoever is the most senior bartender tells Pat to shut up but Pat thinks they’re just joking and he does it because Pat’s a regular. You know the entire staff rolls their eyes when he comes in with his laptop bullshit. I’m sure every bartender has suggested Pat get a table with his laptop and Pat never gets the hint.
Can you imagine the " Im one of the good guys" schtick that he lays on the cute bartenders? " Why are white men like this"? " I wish men would respect women more."
 

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I bet whoever is the most senior bartender tells Pat to shut up but Pat thinks they’re just joking and he does it because Pat’s a regular. You know the entire staff rolls their eyes when he comes in with his laptop bullshit. I’m sure every bartender has suggested Pat get a table with his laptop and Pat never gets the hint.
Bartender- “Hey man, you know there’s plenty of room on these tables we have. Lots of space for you to spread out”.

Pat- “Oh sweet baby child, I’m good right here at the bar. Be a sweetie and plug my laptop in”.
 

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Bartender- “Hey man, you know there’s plenty of room on these tables we have. Lots of space for you to spread out”.

Pat- “Oh sweet baby child, I’m good right here at the bar. Be a sweetie and plug my laptop in”.
They have to be sick of him. Any given day he looks just like this pic.
 

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Cheating your way through that dumb 10k took everything you got
Thinking you're some kind of athlete but it's obvious your not
We all just wish you'd go away
Hey Fatrick time to go

Where everybody know's you're gay
Where Niki can peg you night and day
Maybe Key West so you can show off your breasts
Or try the San Francisco bay
Just find a place where you won't be in the way*


*allegedly
 
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Bartender- “Hey man, you know there’s plenty of room on these tables we have. Lots of space for you to spread out”.

Pat- “Oh sweet baby child, I’m good right here at the bar. Be a sweetie and plug my laptop in”.
This is exactly what happens, a bartender would never want some dope to take up THREE bar seats just so he can pretend to write on his laptop. Anyone who brings a laptop to a bar / grill would ask to get a table in the corner but Pat can’t take a fucking hint. He’s such a selfish asshole he thinks it’s more important for him to look like a “writer” instead of a bartender having more spots for tipping customers.
 

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This place doesn't even look fun. Not just because of patso. It just has a generic vibe.
I don’t see how he can claim this bar has college “bros” going to it regularly. That looks like a hole in the wall that is frequented by people that can walk there. I have a bar very similar to it next to me that I can walk to. I don’t go because it’s townie types like this. No idiot with a laptop but a townie vibe like hooligans. Everyone knows everybody and this hooligans shows that everybody knows to avoid Pat.
 
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